Yet more signs the gibbering one eye'd lunatic in No.10 is losing his ever more tenuous grasp on reality.

What is really frightening is that this fat, nose picking, snot eating lunatic has his snot covered fingers on the nuclear trigger.

With each passing day it becomes more clear that the failing mental state of the "dear leader" is a danger both to himself and the nation at large.

Sensational claims that Gordon Brown has physically attacked his staff in a series of outbursts in Downing Street - and once in America - have rocked the Government.

Well-placed sources say the Prime Minister has been accused of hitting a senior adviser, pulling a secretary out of her chair and hurling foul-mouthed abuse at aides while distraught over an alleged snub by President Barack Obama.

But then we have the effects of inept and possibly mentally ill leader at the helm.
Gordon Brown is running a weak and dysfunctional government that peddles 'barmy ideas', according to a damning report by senior civil servants published today.
The withering critique of the Prime Minister's leadership found that the Government has a 'conspicuous lack of a single coherent strategy' and that Downing Street is a bully with 'few tools beyond the brute force of political edict'.
The report by the Institute for Government reveals widespread frustration in Whitehall at what is seen as Mr Brown's obsessive micro-management and lack of vision.
It was drawn up after interviews with 60 senior mandarins and funded by Labour's largest donor Lord Sainsbury.

Add to which Mr Brown's credibility as premier suffered yet another blow last night as Parliamentary Questions revealed that 12 Parliamentary Private Secretary posts remain vacant following last June's Cabinet reshuffle, apparently because Labour MPs are refusing to serve under him.

Then we have his paranoia:.Gordon Brown has banned television cameras from the unveiling of a portrait of Margaret Thatcher in Downing Street amid suspicions he is terrified of unflattering comparisons of their records.

Baroness Thatcher will effectively stage her own No 10 reunion when the painting by distinguished Royal artist Richard Stone is displayed in public for the first time. Most of the guests served with her in her Downing Street heyday - with Mr Brown the only Labour politician present.

No10 could not explain why the ceremony would take place behind closed doors. Friends of Lady Thatcher said she had no objection to cameras being there.

His petty minded temper tantrums: Gordon loses his cool in public, yes The Prime Mentalist became furious as he conducted a string of interviews, claiming he was not being allowed to talk about policy, issue endless tractor stats or give avoid giving answers to questions.

At one point, Mr Brown tried to walk off at the end of a fiery exchange with Sky's political editor Adam Boulton.

Even Complaining about how he is shown by cartoonists. Cartoonists have claimed that the Prime Minister is more thin-skinned than his public demeanor suggests, and repeatedly complains to them in person that they portray him as overweight.

As a new exhibition of sketches and caricatures chronicling Mr Brown's first 18 months in office opens, some of the UK's leading political cartoonists have revealed how they were taken to task on the subject.

Childish temper tantrums as Gordon loses his cool in public.

Could all this be part of a deeper problem by a flawed man who is in no fit mental state to be running this land?...

Is Gordon Brown still fit for office? A blog posted today by the journalist John Ward on his websitenotbornyesterday.org suggests that the PM may be in worse health than the public realise. He claims there are signs the PM is taking powerful drugs to control both depression and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

Ward bases his hypothesis on a tip-off from a senior civil servant that Brown has recently been given a "long list of forbidden foods". The civil servant, who works regularly with the PM, told Ward that Brown had been banned from eating and drinking several specific things "because of the drugs he's on".

Top of the list of foods that Brown can no longer touch, the source told Ward, were cheese, Chianti and over-ripe avocados - which immediately rang alarm bells for Ward. "Every doctor in Britain would recognise these contra-indications instantly: for they are the great verbotens for people taking MAOI drugs."

MAOIs - which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors - are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD. But they are potentially extremely dangerous. If the patient eats or drinks the wrong thing, they can result in death – hence the PM's "long list of forbidden foods".

The civil servant who told Ward of the banned list apparently wrote it off as quackery and "nonsense", unaware of its potential significance.

Ward readily admits that, without a doctor's note to absolutely prove the PM's state of health, his hypothesis is an easy one for Downing Street to refute - or frame as yet another anti-Brown smear campaign. But Ward makes the point that, if he's right, it won't be long before he gets his proof. "If it's true," says Ward, "Brown's entourage must be sending out strict dietary requirements ahead of his regularly catered public engagements; one could even monitor what he eats on such occasions."

There have been rumours about Brown's health and mental state for several years, of course. In 2004, Simon Heffer wrote in theSpectator that the PM displayed many signs of Asperger's Syndrome, including obsessional behaviour patterns and humourlessness. And it is well documented that Brown, already blind in his left eye, has been losing sight in his right eye.

If Ward has got it right, then the pressure on Brown this autumn could become severe. After a miserable first week back at the office – the Megrahi controversy, more deaths and disagreement in Afghanistan - there are already growing rumours of an October putsch, with Martin Kettle suggesting in today's Guardian that we might be approaching an "in the name of God, go" moment.

Add to that fake jogging pictures...ver since Gordon Brown was photographed jogging in a London park earlier this month – his track suit bottoms tucked neatly into his socks, naturally – the paparazzi have been lying in wait, hoping, no doubt, for the first picture of the Prime Minister running out of puff.

So far, alas, their quarry has eluded them. Just as he had never been seen jogging before the photograph had been taken, he has not been seen since. Some members of the paparazzi are now muttering that the original picture must have been a stunt.

What is more, one tells Mandrake that it is a mystery who took it, as the photo was uncredited.

Matrix, the agency which furnished newspapers with the picture, will tell me only that it was not taken by one of their photographers. "It was supplied to us by someone who wished to preserve their anonymnity," says Tom Smedley, of the company.

Certainly the Nike trainers that the PM was wearing with the Air Max logo showed little sign of wear.

Now our fat waddling PM has claimed that he go's a running on a regular basis, something one look at his lardy saggy figure makes you question.

Porkie No.1:

Telling critics that their “hopes” that he would stand down were in vain, the Prime Minister insisted that he was fully fit to govern and went running regularly to maintain his health.

Porkie No.2:

“I am healthy and I am very fit. I run a lot to keep fit and I will continue to keep fit. "I keep going. I have got a job to do. I have got work to do."

And yet just one photo from a mystery source to show McSnotty waddling his way through the streets in jogging gear? Hmmmm, next they will claim that David Blunkett is a rally driver an his guide dog Sadie barks directions to him.

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Spotted this whilst having a read of The Times.

So PC Stuart Gray who has earned the nickname Shiny Buttons, decided in wisdom, that a motorist, who was stationary in a line of traffic with his handbrake applied, blew his nose. Yes apparently the blowing of ones nose is now a criminal offense, in that it means you are not in control of your vehicle. Despite the handbrake being applied.

Mind you were this just a one off example of acting like an utter twat, it could be written off as that. Sadly he has disgraced his uniform before and delved the depths of cuntitude when a few months ago, a person inadvertently dropped a £10 note and was immediately given a fixed penalty notice for 'littering'.

Have the local plod not got some back office some where this man can serve out his time counting paperclips, or other non customer facing work where he is only inflicted on his fellow officers?

No doubt Gray believes he has done his duty, only following orders and all that. He might even be proud that the story has crossed the pond and is reported on American sites.

So to PC Stuart Gray, I say this:

Your a cunt.

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Hat tip to Oh What Now

In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."

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Hat tip to Rantin Rab who has described perfectly what I was going to say, so in order to save time and also as I am in a lazy mood today; over to rab:

I've joined a facebook group I was invited to by Ollie Cromwell of RedRag fame. If you have a facebook account, I urge you to join. If you don't have a facebook account it only takes minutes to set up and join the group.

Members of the group can post pictures and write on the 'wall' their experience of the Labour disaster of the last thirteen years. The following is an example of what has been written on the group site.

12 foot high fences around our school's, stopping the inmates escaping (oops sorry children getting out if they are injured and bullied). The burglar getting away with it whilst the householder who defended his family get's arrested. A Police state where it is illeagal to photograph or film any member of the police and... cannot therefore be used as evidence against them in court. 33 new laws every month, because if you oppose anyone in power they can find some new law that you have broken and get the police or Social Workers on to you. A 'care' system that has normal parents terrified of unknown knocks on the door. State enforced kidnapping of children and babies.

Read Ollie's article over on his site here.

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Crossposted from Grumpy's place on how Paul Flynn, the rather aged MP for Newport thinks that folk who deliver a handshake should be charged with assault. Flynn who has the constitution of a 90 year old dowager, gets a well deserved mocking:

Paul Flynn, Labour MP for Newport West, says people who administer bone-crushing hand-shakes to prove the strength of their personalities should be charged with assault.

What the fuck!

Speaking spewing out the usual inane bollocks on his blog post today, he also stated that shaking hands was getting less popular. A bit like you then Paul, you worthless piece of shit. Now if you think that's a bit harsh then I suggest you pop over to Fido's place, who lives in the withering wankstain's constituency, amongst other things he ain't too fucking chuffed about all the expenses that fuckwit Flynn has been pissing up the wall.

"Good riddance," Flynn the fucktard continues, "They are unnecessary, unhygienic, germ-spreading intrusions. Again, a bit like you and any other corrupt, cash troughing MP then Mr Flynn.

Finally the weak wristed wanker announces "Who will be the first person to be charged with assault by handshake?" Who gives a fuck! I'm more interested in which MP is going to be the first person to be charged with assaulting tax payers money.

Btw, Flynn, if I ever have the pleasure to meet you, it's not your hands you will need to worry about when we 'shake' . . .  it'll be your scrawny little champagne swilling neck.

Limp wristed wanker.

++UPDATE++

I thought it might be appropriate to leave a comment on Mr Flynn's blog post, and here is a screen grab of it . . .

Ten minutes later it had gone.

So it looks like 'Huw The Deletinator' has been up to his old tricks. Oh and he's changed the title of the original blog post and made subtle alterations to the comment.

You couldn't fucking make it up ;-)

++UPDATE 2++

So I posted another comment . . .

. . . and of course that was deleted too. Then, rather predictably, this comment from Paul Flynn MP appears . . .

Run for cover, the slack jawed peasants are revolting!

Oh, and notice the timestamp for Flynn's comment. Hmmm, strange then that it wasn't there when I left my comment at 10.14pm.

No, surely not. He wouldn't, would he?

MP's.
Dontcha just fuckin' luv 'em ;-)

**Shall add me 2p worth at the bottom of Grumpy's post. He has cost us all a few quid on libel case expenses an despite losing his case still thinks he did nothing wrong. Let me explain: First off he gets involved in a piss poor libel case and after losing and having to pay damages as well as putting up an apology on his website that vanishes at the first chance he gets to take it down. Now get this as its a gem, he charges us for fighting the case he lost through the courts. Thats right he fights and loses, then charges us for the privilege. How much, oh just a mere £10,000 quid plus change.

The old class warrior blames the baby eating Tories for everything and produces book after book on his inane views.

Lumps in everyone who disagreed with global warming as a nazi. Thinks that the state having your DNA is a good thing.

But getting back to censorship, Flynn is of the view that the plebs need only see what he thinks they should see and deletes comments he dislikes as I found here when he censored comments on his expenses.

Best of all was when the aged duffer called for Tsunami defenses for Wales.

Another firm handshake go's to A Very British Dude who also mocks the aged one. One more strong handshake go's to Dick Puddlecote who mocks my limp wristed MP in fine style.
Oh and Underdog has a few things to say on this as well. Also Man Widdicombe adds a bit more.

In the words of our friends in the former penal colony of Australia, "What a limp wristed pom"

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Billions wasted any the poor are still poor, Labour has utterly failed.
Ending the gender pay gap would do almost nothing to tackle Britain’s divided society, the Government’s equality tsar declared today.
Launching a landmark report on inequality Professor John Hills blew a hole in Harriet Harman’s drive to end the pay gap between men and women saying it had little relevance to the wider problem of tackling inequality.
Professor Hills, chairman of the Government’s National Equality Panel, which Miss Harman commissioned, said a person’s family background and class played a far larger role in shaping their future earnings than their gender.
He added: ‘Even if we got rid of the gender pay gap there would be almost as much inequality as there is now because the differences between well-paid women and poorly paid women are almost as great as those between well-paid men and poorly paid men.’
Closing the gender pay gap has long been a feminist article of faith and the report’s findings are a major blow to Miss Harman who has made it one of her key policy priorities.

Another day and another failed policy by the champagne swilling communists of New Labour.

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New Labour toffs mock the poor.

The chairman of the Welsh Rugby Union has apologised for using its e-mail to organise a £1,000-a-plate pre-election fundraising event for Welsh Labour.

David Pickering put a WRU e-mail on invitations to the dinner at Cardiff's members-only Park House Club next week.

Welsh Tories said the WRU should be above politics as rugby was "something that unites the nation".

Mr Pickering said it was "wrong" to use the WRU e-mail address and the "error" was not intended to cause offence.

Guests expected at the dinner on 4 February include Welsh Secretary Peter Hain and First Minister Carwyn Jones.

So lets see £1,000 a head, wonder how many poor people that could help out? Still maybe Pickering could change his name to Napoleon as some animals are more equal than others....


Oh and maybe take Gordon Brown's flaccid cock out of his mouth whilst he is at it. 

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This is a terrorist(ABOVE) and even muslims know full well that the extremist element in their midst is making things worse for the rest of them, as a certain Mr Iqbal Wahhab a "leading Muslim businessman" and Government advisor points out.


"...urged the Government to introduce the controversial policy of 'passenger profiling' - singling out particular groups for security checks at airports or other transport hubs - in order to combat the threat posed from Islamist extremists.

"The stakes are too high to worry about my individual rights," he said. "What about the right not to be bombed?"

So may I ask why the police, who's wages we all fund, are pissing about stopping and questioning children's TV presenters going about their lawful business?

Ever the one to help, I would advise London's finest police farce, sorry force; to stop those citizens who are actively seeking to destroy the British state and not innocent people who's job is entertaining the little ones on Saturday morning. 


I have even put on some words explaining which is which, they might need to get the Chief Cuntstable to read them out to them as one of the words contains more than four letters.

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Pic from Flyingwarpigs. I have said that there was something suspect about the death of weapons expert Dr.Kelly and now this government, that talks so much of open government has decided to bury the facts for up to 70 years.

We keep hearing them talking to us of how if we have nothing to hide, we have nothing to fear and yet the moment there is the slightest sniff of trouble they bury the facts for 70 years.

New Labour scum from top to bottom.

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and you know that this spineless government would never bring it in in a million years but Iqbal Wahhab a "leading Muslim businessman" and Government advisor...

"...urged the Government to introduce the controversial policy of 'passenger profiling' - singling out particular groups for security checks at airports or other transport hubs - in order to combat the threat posed from Islamist extremists.

"The stakes are too high to worry about my individual rights," he said. "What about the right not to be bombed?"

Still wonder if any of the New Labour finger pointers who howl race at the drop of a kaftan will be pointing at him? Still good idea on the part of Mr Iqbal.

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From GOT, You need someone with proper depth perception to run the country rather than just the one McCyclops has, not a half seeing, nose picking, pill popping, overweight, paranoid, Nokia throwing, manic depressive window licking hoon that is PM James Gordon Brown.
Oh an did I mention that he is a useless CUNT as well? 

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Gordon and his party are utter fucking amoral scum, filth that have utterly fucked this country for more than a decade.

Get out there an vote the fuckers out.

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Late running this, but it is with delight that the Republican's deliver a mighty fuck you to the 1st year of change and undocumented birth certificate hider from Kenya President O'Bambi.

A perfect kick to the nuts for that dead scumfuck Teddy "Chappaquiddick" Kennedy as well.

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Kraft can fuck themselves if they think I will ever be buying their products.

Pm McSnotty has time out from exploring his nose pickings to comment on Cadbury's, which means that things will be going wrong.

Mr Brown this morning said that his Government would act to ensure Cadbury's 6,000 UK employees were not sacrificed as Kraft seeks a return on its investment.

He said: "We are determined that the levels of investment that take place in Cadbury in the United Kingdom are maintained and we are determined that, at a time when people are worried about their jobs, that jobs in Cadbury can be secure."

The curse of McCyclops has already started:

Job losses are an "inevitability" at Cadbury after its takeover by US giant Kraft Foods, the UK firm's chairman has confirmed to the BBC.

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Well, bored with bashing unelected PM McSnotty 24/7, thanks to everyone who pointed this one for mocking the forehead.

Yes, I will be voting Tory, not for him, not even for the policies they will back out of but in order to get rid of my corrupt libel case losing Labour tosspot.

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First up the effect of an inept and possibly mentally ill leader at the helm.
Gordon Brown is running a weak and dysfunctional government that peddles 'barmy ideas', according to a damning report by senior civil servants published today.
The withering critique of the Prime Minister's leadership found that the Government has a 'conspicuous lack of a single coherent strategy' and that Downing Street is a bully with 'few tools beyond the brute force of political edict'.
The report by the Institute for Government reveals widespread frustration in Whitehall at what is seen as Mr Brown's obsessive micro-management and lack of vision.
It was drawn up after interviews with 60 senior mandarins and funded by Labour's largest donor Lord Sainsbury.

Add to which Mr Brown's credibility as premier suffered yet another blow last night as Parliamentary Questions revealed that 12 Parliamentary Private Secretary posts remain vacant following last June's Cabinet reshuffle, apparently because Labour MPs are refusing to serve under him.

Then we have his paranoia:.
Gordon Brown has banned television cameras from the unveiling of a portrait of Margaret Thatcher in Downing Street amid suspicions he is terrified of unflattering comparisons of their records.

Baroness Thatcher will effectively stage her own No 10 reunion when the painting by distinguished Royal artist Richard Stone is displayed in public for the first time. Most of the guests served with her in her Downing Street heyday - with Mr Brown the only Labour politician present.

No10 could not explain why the ceremony would take place behind closed doors. Friends of Lady Thatcher said she had no objection to cameras being there.

His petty minded temper tantrums: Gordon loses his cool in public, yes The Prime Mentalist became furious as he conducted a string of interviews, claiming he was not being allowed to talk about policy, issue endless tractor stats or give avoid giving answers to questions.

At one point, Mr Brown tried to walk off at the end of a fiery exchange with Sky's political editor Adam Boulton.

Even Complaining about how he is shown by cartoonists.
Cartoonists have claimed that the Prime Minister is more thin-skinned than his public demeanor suggests, and repeatedly complains to them in person that they portray him as overweight.

As a new exhibition of sketches and caricatures chronicling Mr Brown's first 18 months in office opens, some of the UK's leading political cartoonists have revealed how they were taken to task on the subject.

Childish temper tantrums as Gordon loses his cool in public.

Could all this be part of a deeper problem by a flawed man who is in no fit mental state to be running this land?...

Is Gordon Brown still fit for office? A blog posted today by the journalist John Ward on his websitenotbornyesterday.org suggests that the PM may be in worse health than the public realise. He claims there are signs the PM is taking powerful drugs to control both depression and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

Ward bases his hypothesis on a tip-off from a senior civil servant that Brown has recently been given a "long list of forbidden foods". The civil servant, who works regularly with the PM, told Ward that Brown had been banned from eating and drinking several specific things "because of the drugs he's on".

Top of the list of foods that Brown can no longer touch, the source told Ward, were cheese, Chianti and over-ripe avocados - which immediately rang alarm bells for Ward. "Every doctor in Britain would recognise these contra-indications instantly: for they are the great verbotens for people taking MAOI drugs."

MAOIs - which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors - are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD. But they are potentially extremely dangerous. If the patient eats or drinks the wrong thing, they can result in death – hence the PM's "long list of forbidden foods".

The civil servant who told Ward of the banned list apparently wrote it off as quackery and "nonsense", unaware of its potential significance.

Ward readily admits that, without a doctor's note to absolutely prove the PM's state of health, his hypothesis is an easy one for Downing Street to refute - or frame as yet another anti-Brown smear campaign. But Ward makes the point that, if he's right, it won't be long before he gets his proof. "If it's true," says Ward, "Brown's entourage must be sending out strict dietary requirements ahead of his regularly catered public engagements; one could even monitor what he eats on such occasions."

There have been rumours about Brown's health and mental state for several years, of course. In 2004, Simon Heffer wrote in theSpectator that the PM displayed many signs of Asperger's Syndrome, including obsessional behaviour patterns and humourlessness. And it is well documented that Brown, already blind in his left eye, has been losing sight in his right eye.

If Ward has got it right, then the pressure on Brown this autumn could become severe. After a miserable first week back at the office – the Megrahi controversy, more deaths and disagreement in Afghanistan - there are already growing rumours of an October putsch, with Martin Kettle suggesting in today's Guardian that we might be approaching an "in the name of God, go" moment.

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Airport scanners that is, not folk wandering about the place in their underwear. A twang of the bra strap to Old Holborn

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The You've been Cromwelled site has been annoying quite a few of the expense fiddlers in the House of Commons.

I have chosen this MP who has replied to the site:


Thank you for this. I am a great admirer of Oliver Cromwell because he had the courage of his convictions and was prepared to stand up for what he believed in. He would never have hidden behind anonymity - that is the coward's way. Unless you are willing to put names and addresses to these very personal and almost libellous attacks then I am sure that most MPs will simply not respond.
Alison Seabeck MP
Our Reply
Dear Ms/Mrs Seabeck,
We couldn't possibly tell you who "Cromwelled" you. The site is a tool for voters to decide whether you need to be Cromwelled. It's a simple choice they know what is included in the email (it's quite clearly available on the site) and the voter makes the decision to click the button. Not us.
You are of course quite correct most MP's have not responded although some have, we expected this of course but the site is not about the responses (as humorous and ridiculous as they are) it's about getting the message across to those who the people have elected to serve them. It's quite clear that quite a few people want MP's to know that they serve us the voters and not the other way around.
Hope that helps!
The YBC Team

So as the lady has been protesting an got her taxpayer funded knickers in a knot, I thought I would do some digging.

Well lets have a look at her allowance for 09-10(PDF) well first off we are helping her fund her property portfolio as its our money being used to pay her mortgage interest.

Next up rather than use her wage of £64 grand to pay for her contents as we have to do, yep we get landed with the cost to the tune of £77.95p.

Plus we help her out with her utility bills, electric, gas, water and her telephone. Council tax, not a problem for Seabeck as we get to pay that for her.

She even charges us for cleaning, is the Rt Hon. woman to damn lazy to shove a hoover about her home? Plus repairs in Jan 2009 she charged us £518 for house repairs.

Best of all we even pay her television license, so Seabeck can sit her spotty behind down him a house we help pay for, watching a television that we paid for and which is powered by electric that we also pay for.

Oh and lets not forget the blinds a snip at £381.60 as well as curtains £44.99, now come on you did not mind buying them for her did you?

But all this claiming of your money is tiring stuff, so an MP after a hard day of picking your pocket needs to relax an so she has a sleep in her bed. A bargain at £707, oh an you picked up the bill. Lets not forget the £42.50 we paid as well for her duvet and sheets in September 05.

Then we have a washing machine/fridge that comes to £419.98, some kitchenware £20.96p of your money. Oh and £59.98 on a wardrobe.

Legal fees? Don't worry, not a problem the taxpayer is happy to pay £1044.99p.

Going back a while to March 06, we get landed with a bill for £8550 for stamp duty.

But no MP's home is complete with out an iron costing 9.98 and when she is in the kitchen she no uses the saucepan we paid for £5.99.

Like many women she likes to go shopping, sadly with our money. In June 05, she spent £549.89p on the following: kettle, tv, dvd and a toaster.

Needless to say after that digging I popped back to the Cromwell site an Cromwelled this woman myself. Oh and I am not hiding, if she has any problems with that she can mail me directly.

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Pass this chap a tinfoil hat folks...

Actor Danny Glover says the earthquake in Haiti is a result of global warming. Glover told GRITtv that it could have happened to any of the Caribbean island nations: "They are all in peril because of global warming."

Then, he lamented the failure of the climate summit in Copenhagen. As a result of that failure, he says, "this is what happened."

What the fuck?...

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Was passed a copy of the JD Wetherspoon mag, a sort of in house Pravda mag for the beer supply chain for chavs and poor folk.

Tim Martin the bad haircut wielding head of said chain was running a bit on New Labour's on going campaign against the demon booze.

It would appear that the system of 3 strikes an your out, currently in use against pubs that serve under age folk is being amended to 2 strikes and your out. Add to this the 50 odd pubs per week closing thanks to New Labour's taxes and regulations.

Anyway Mr Martin said that "this government(Labour) was to common sense what Tiger Woods was to monogamy"

So so true.

Still hate his chain with a passion but credit where it's due.

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Sometimes you see a post that is just so perfect that it can not be improved an this one on Peter Vaughan the new Chief Cuntstable of South Wales is spot on: Well done to The Ranting King Penguin

The fuckwit who has been appointed chief plod in the shit-hole on earth that is South Wales has declared that he is now too important and too fucking precious to do his own fucking shopping. 

I wonder what else he now has to have done for him? Is he still able to wipe his own arse? Does a hand-picked team of constables have to take turns shagging his fucking wife? Does he have someone to howl at the moon for him, or does he still feel able to do that for himself?

The complete wanker!

The Penguin

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I see over at Subrosa's place that on Bill Rammell MP has decided that we the public are the ones to be blamed for things going wrong in Afghanistan.

Nothing to do with a lack of policy, wavering leadership, cuts to funding an having that inept cock monkey Bob Ainsworth running the show.

Apparently we are to blame for it all going wrong.

Anyway Bill Rammell MP has been trying to substantiate our military's deployment in wars because he thinks we, the public, 'will become so risk-averse, cynical and introverted that we find ourselves in inglorious and impotent isolation by default.'

In his speech to the Institute of Public Policy Research, he reflects a growing frustration within the government and armed forces that public tolerance for military operations and media-led cynicism at the motives for British military action are undermining the current effort in Afghanistan.

"... Our adversaries, particularly those who cannot match our military, will attempt to outlast us and hope to say our support at home. This is particularly true of the foe we face in Afghanistan."

Now its not the first time this has been said, anyone remember this wise words from the hoon with the tash as Bob blames our defeatist attitude.

Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth has accused the Brtish public of adopting a ‘defeatist’ atttitude to the military effort in Afghanistan.

Mr Ainsworth claimed that troops in Afghanistan were not receiving the proper backing from the ‘home front’ as they carry out their mission to defeat the Taliban.

Had we had this lot in charge in the 1930'/40's, a certain Mr A. Hitler would have walked into London with not a shot being fired.

I could say more but let their own words condemn them, never has a government been more out of touch with its own people than this one.

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The Tory health spokesman, Andy Landy, has decided he wants to change the 'units' on booze to 'centilitres (10 ml) of pure alcohol' because he thinks we are 'all confused by units'.

The plan drew protests from alcohol experts last night, who pointed out that using 'centilitres of pure alcohol' would confuse most drinkers.

Look the units were a piss poor system that was plucked out the air, put together with some back of a fag packet maths and rubber stamped by government. It has no scientific basis what so ever and 99.9% of people ignore them anyway.

The small amount who do are the gullible who believe any old crap pumped out by politicians and folk who add them up in drinking games to get the highest possible point score on a night out.

The Tories want to change the system, how about scrapping it. Save the money, let people make the choices and remove the government regulation from another area of peoples lives.

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The New Labour minister for appearing in his underpants has stated that the election is on May 6th.
The date of the general election will be May 6, according to Labour's Europe minister Chris Bryant.
Mr Bryant appeared to confirm that the election is to be held on May 6 - the same day as the local government elections - during a speech to diplomats in London yesterday.

When discussing recent tensions between Britain and countries including Venezuela, he said: 'I hope that by the time of the general election on May 6, relations will have improved.'

The comment was made at diplomatic think-tank Canning House, in London, in front of gathered academics and envoys.

Time to vote the thieving fuckers out folks.

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Tell her you have problems in the trouser department...
The toyboy lover of the wife of Northern Ireland's First Minister Peter Robinson was forced to feign disease to end their relationship, it was claimed today.

Iris Robinson had an affair with young businessman Kirk McCambley, who is 40 years her junior, and helped him obtain £50,000 in loans that was not declared to Parliamentary authorities.

But Mr McCambley apparently told the first minister's MP wife that testicular cancer was threatening his life and affecting his sexual performance after she began to bombard him with text messages and love letters.

Peter Robinson's future as First Minister was thrown into doubt yesterday after he was forced to step down 'temporarily'.

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And David "crap Dr Who" Tennant thinks that Cameron is "a terrifying prospect"?

Well that is your view, although the prospect of a one eye'd monster who has ruined this land in so many ways and who sees us as tax cows to fund whatever illiberal bull shit he makes up this week is far more terrifying.

"I would rather have a prime minister who is the cleverest person in the room, than a prime minister who looks good in a suit."

You what? Clever Gordon, the daft thick mono eye'd wankstain that has landed us with the largest fucking debt ever? That clunking snot munching cum swallower who flogged off our gold reserves for fuck all, clever!
Now you see Gordon does not look good in a suit, no matter how much makeup they put on the fat cunt; an no way is that window licking retarded cuntmonkey the cleverest man in the room.

Neither is the Labour rod munching star of TV land, who hopes to follow in the cum trails left by Patrick Stewart and take a large swallow of Labour semen in return for a gong in the New Years honors list.

David, you thick twat, here is an award more suited to your dubious talents.

Lastly does anyone seriously give a fuck about Dr Who after the great Tom Baker left the role?

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So cruel, an so spot on.

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Whilst you sit there looking at red letters demanding payment, you read about your MP claiming expensive kettles, having work done on his bell tower, their husband tossing off to porn films that you paid for, claiming back their legal expenses when they are sued and even refusing to pay back the stolen moneys when asked by HM Govt.

When will it end? If these thieves have their way never.

So imagine my sweet joy when the following came through to my inbox.


Dear, Bloggers, Patriots, Political Activists, Campaigners and Voters

In light of the recent and ongoing MP's expenses scandal a new website has been developed and launched in order to protest our collective disgust. The site has been set up to be used as a tool for the general public to use to send emails to any particular MP.

What is You've Been Cromwelled?
On the 20th April 1653 Oliver Cromwell made a speech where he dismissed Parliament:
“...It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money. 
“Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
“Ye sordid prostitutes, have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd; your country therefore calls upon me to cleanse the Augean Stable, by putting a final period to your iniquitous proceedings, and which by God's help and the strength He has given me, I now come to do.
“I command ye, therefore, upon the peril of your lives, to depart immediately out of this place! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up
the doors. You have sat here too long for the good you do. In the name of God, go!” 

We feel this speech is as relevant today as it was way back then and as such we have designed You've Been Cromwelled to send this exact excerpt of the speech to any MP of your choosing along with a little more information. We have also set it up so that the site automatically keeps track of how many times an individual MP has been "Cromwelled". We have also created a league table of the 25 most "Cromwelled" MP's. The beauty of the site is that when a user "Cromwells" any MP a pre-configured mail gets sent to that MP the mail gets sent from the site, so that the only trace of who sent the mail leads back to You've Been Cromwelled. The mails reply address is the_people@youve-been-cromwelled.org and we will be publishing any replies we receive from MP's.

In conjunction with the email campaign we are also in the process of arranging a protest march in London on the 20th April 2010, additionally we are also calling for a Day of National Disobedience where we are calling on people to refuse to pay any tax whatsoever for one day only, whether it be tax on their groceries, or tax on their wages. We have named this day "Cromwell Day".

What Can You Do To Help?
 We would be very appreciative if you could support us by placing a link on your relative sites to help get the word out about this campaign. We feel this campaign can potentially be very effective as it is so close to the proposed General Election. Please find attached a few images which you could also place on your sites.
There is a Facebook Group to support this campaign, which is located here:http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=261404815198 where it is our intention to gather as much support as possible nationwide.
For further information please take the time to visit www.youve-been-cromwelled.org, If you find you require more information please do not hesitate to contact us on info@youve-been-cromwelled.org .
If you know of any organisations or individuals that could help further this campaign it would be appreciated if you could get them to contact us. Indeed if you are interested in helping please let us know.
The site has just gone online and there will inevitably be a few teething problems if you encounter any could you please let us know?

Many Thanks in Advance for you support

The You've Been Cromwelled Team

So I figured that Both Newport MP's(Paul Flynn/Jessica Morden) had to have one for their theft of my tax money. Quentin Davies for his bell tower claim and of course Austin Mitchell for the most expensive kettle claim in The Commons.  Oh an of course Bob Ainsworth, the tash wearing Def. Sec.

I also claim the first Cromwell, on that talentless bint Kerry McCarthy the Twitter Twatter Tzar.

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So we get this from the dubious badger haired Chancellor at No.11?

The chancellor has warned that Britain faces the toughest spending cuts in 20 years if Labour is re-elected.

Alistair Darling said prime minister Gordon Brown "accepts and knows" that reducing government borrowing was "never negotiable".

An yet just days before we get this from the snot laden mouth of Gordon

Declaring that Labour would fight "every inch of the way" for victory, Gordon Brown returned to a strategy of insisting that cutting public spending was not necessarily the way to tackle the deficit.

So essentially the Chancellor is issuing statements saying that we have blown the money, we will tax you even more and cut services; whilst McSnotty is still thinking that if he plants some magic beans he can have it away with the Giants gold.

The daft one eye'd fuckwit will probably sell that at a loss as well.

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From lots of sites an so stolen an posted.

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MP's don't ya just love them. Any "deranged lunatic" can become one, like Austin Mitchell the grasping kettle claiming MP for Great Grimsby.

I wrote this old duffer a letter and think I rattled the chaps cage somewhat.

See a little while back Austin appeared in The Guardian, where he wrote a very pompous article on how MP's are being picked on over expenses, needless to say even in The Guardian the many comments ripped Mr Austin a new orifice. Do have a read to see how an MP ignores the anger of the masses.

I e-mailed him and bless his taxpayer funded socks, the old expenses claimer has had his nose put out of joint and will be no doubt claiming for that on expenses as well.

It would appear the deranged lunatic for Great Grimsby, can claim in a semi literate mail to me, that when I question his right to kettles at our expense that I am somehow being libelous(spelt with 2 l's by him).

Maybe he has a problem with the right of free expression, something that is fine for MP's to have but not us mere proles?

So I would like to know what he considers libelous exactly, my posting of his expenses from the MP expenses site, the questioning of his right to spend our cash, he fails to explain what is in fact libel. Or is it as I think just the rather pathetic posturing of a champagne socialist who is soon to be booted out of office by the fine citizens of Great Grimsby?

Oh do pop the writ in the post Mr Mitchell, looking forward to that should be a rather good story in the run to an election don't you think? Maybe you could ask your Rt. Hon. colleague the MP for Newport Paul Flynn on how to fight a libel case.

As for abuse, well don't take that personal Mr Mitchell as I regard most of the MP's in The House to be both dishonest, vile and worthy fit only for the gallows. Hardly libelous, just an opinion; something we are still allowed despite the best efforts of New Labour. A bunch of suited new age spivs, wideboys and out and out crooks who arrange the rules so as to rob us blind - That's the MP's not just the New Labour lot.

Maybe Mr Mitchell should put the kettle(the expensive £75.99 model his wife purchased) on an think before sending out e-mails.

Here is Mitchell's e-mail to me.
Dear Mr Goddard

I think you should know that some deranged lunatic is using your internet connection to send semi-literate and libellous emails to Members of Parliament.  I was going to send you a copy of the one I have received for you to take appropriate action but on second thoughts I thought it might be upsetting if your wife or children saw it so I`ll send it instead to your internet provider to show how their service is being misused.  That might help you deal with this appalling abuse of their service.  Happy New Year and best of luck in tracking the culprit down.

Yours sincerely

AUSTIN MITCHELL

GREAT GRIMSBY

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Bristol Dave picks up on Kerry throwing her toys out the pram.

Labour MP Kerry McCarthy has described the Tory bloggers behind an internet campaign to oust her from her Bristol East seat as "bully boys".

Ms McCarthy, who is her party's new media campaigns spokeswoman, said the attacks were personal rather than political.

She said she had tried to avoid responding via blogs or Twitter but told the Evening Post: "These people are deeply unpleasant and misogynistic.

Oh dear, so they want to remove a sitting MP and so its raise the sex card. Problem there is that they want to replace the sitting MP with another woman, so would Kerry be able to explain quite how that is misogynistic?


I would ask but the media spokeswoman and Twitter Tzar Kerry, blocks anyone who questions her from the wisdom of her tweets. Something which strikes me as deeply unpleasant from a woman who is trying to get people on board with the parties message.


Maybe Kerry should understand that if she blocks people and refuses debate, that she will be mocked, derided and in fact she herself up for the semi-literate oaf that she is. That is not bullying, indeed nothing more than the Labour party has done in playing the tired old class card year after year.

I would say that I agree with Old Holborn who is right about her when he said:
I hear Kerry McCarthy MP, the fat useless power grabbing oaf of Mogadishu East has been made some sort of leader for New Labour’s assault on the internet. Good. She is fundamentally stupid, untalented and will suck the cock of anyone who can offer her a lift up the greasy pole.

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John Redwood writes on www.johnredwoodsdiary.com

I warned on this site some months ago that interest rates were likely to go up. I said I did not think people and institutions would go on lending to the government at 2-3%.

They won’t.

At yesterday’s prices the government has to pay 4% to borrow money for 10 years, and 4.5% to borrow money for 20 years. The old bonds issued that have no repayment date now offer more than 5%. That’s big moves – large falls in government bond prices, big increases in the interest rates.

Why does this matter?

It matters because it means we taxpayers will now have to pay a lot more interest.

We will pay more interest on the near £200 billion of new borrowing this government is doing each year. We will pay more interest on the old borrowing that falls for renewal. Each 1% increase in interest rates costs us an extra £2 billion a year interest, a sum which escalates as more borrowing falls due for renewal and as more borrowing is taken out.

Borrowing is fast heading to over £1 Trillion, as I have been blogging recently. If we have to pay 4.5%, that will cost £45 billion a year in interest payments, or more depending on when spending is finally brought down. This comes up from £10 billion, which interest payments were costing until fairly recently.

This is distressing news. Britain is being driven by Gordon Brown's long insanity to a point where we are seen as one of the world's basket cases, not creditworthy and not to be trusted. The cuts that are inevitable will have to pay higher interest before they even reduce the borrowing gap between spending and revenues. This is what debt does, pushing the good times further and further into the future.

To my mind it's incredible that the bankers have taken so long. At last the world is starting to see Gordon Brown and his trillion Pound debt for what it is - a total loss of control by a political gambler, who's gambled to save his political skin with our future health and prosperity, and lost.

He's now locked in his bunker with his own people starting to ignore him and talk of his end everywhere. His opponents cannot rest and must keep on wearing him down until he finally cracks. But amazingly the BBC and the media still carry on as if all is perfectly normal. As in Nazi Germany the Propaganda Ministry is staying loyal right to the very end.

It might be comical to see them struggling in the face of impossible odds to save Gordon Brown, even now, as the City crumbles around him, but make no mistake, these BBC goons like Nick Robinson would rather die with Brown than have to witness a Conservative government taking over in Downing Street.

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This needed a mention - Hat tip to Prodicus

Ian Kennedy to junk Kelly repayment plan - Red Box

Ever since I learned that he advised Alastair Campbell on his appearance before the Hutton inquiry and was his "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I've been sceptical about Sir Ian Kennedy. [... ] All very odd. Sceptical? Suspicious? You bet. - John Craig

Sir Ian is the quango veteran appointed to head the new MPs' expenses watchdog, the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority, at £100,000 a year.

And now, after his speech to the Hansard Society, I'm getting more sceptical. In fact, I'm suspicious that he may be preparing to water down the crackdown on MPs' dodgy expenses.

"We will offer, on a number of occasions, different options for consideration," he said. He will publish these options on Thursday and then there will be a public consultation.

Options? Hold on a minute.

Haven't Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg all said they want Sir Christopher Kelly's pretty tough proposals - ending taxpayer-funded mortgages, banning MPs from employing relatives and so on - implemented in full?

Indeed they have.

But if Sir Ian is going to publish "options", it sounds very much as though MPs are going to get the chance to vote on the new rules, which is what Gordon Brown and is allies were adamant would not be allowed to happen just a couple of months ago.

An there you have it, one rule for them and another for you. 


Should you be late paying your taxes, the state will send around men with shaven heads to seize your goods; however should you lie steal and grasp as much of other peoples money as you can as an MP, the state will water down the rules and let you off.

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