THE Conservatives have launched an aggressive campaign to claim the scalp of Cabinet minister Ed Balls on May 6, senior figures confirmed yesterday.
They believe the close Gordon Brown ally and would-be party leader is newly vulnerable thanks to a Lib Dem surge that could torpedo support for Labour.
Ousting Ed Balls would be likened to election night 1997, when Tory Michael Portillo lost his seat.
One can imagine the stuttering from that stammering fuckwit Ed Balls(up) as he sees his perks and opportunity to extend his property portfolio at the publics expense snatched away.
Something along the lines of "D-d-d-d-don't the p-p-plebs know who i-i-i am?". Lets hope that that fucking hideous dog of a wife of his loses her cushy taxpayer funded number in the House of Commons as well.
Some more on Ed the stammering inept fuckwit.