From the rather funny Deniersaurus Rex
Minister for women, and a woman’s right to crash while talking on a mobile, Harriet Harman, has announced the latest government initiative to improve equality for women. The Penis Re-allocation Bill was hailed by Miss Harman as a huge step forward for the rights of women. 

Speaking of her enthusiasm for the “soon to be” law Miss Harman said “From time immemorial men have been in control of penises. This has been fundamentally unfair to women. Why should one woman receive 10 to 12 inches of erection during sex whilst others have to make do with receiving 3 or 4 inches? It is a woman's right to receive equality of satisfaction”

Under the new legislation the standard size of the British penis will be set at 5.5 inches and all men will be required to have a penis which is within .125 inches of the standard. This will obviously necessitate the enlarging of some penises and a reduction in the size of others. Questioned on the practicalities of this Harman replied “A snip here a chop there a few stitches and hey presto a more equal world for women.”

There has been speculation in the press regarding the new standard penis size. The current average in the UK is a little over 6 inches. Questions have been asked as to the disparity between the current average and the new standard. Miss Harman informed the Commons last week that setting the new standard below the current average would leave enough penile scraps to allow any woman who wanted a penis of her very own to have one. She added that a late amendment to the bill will grant every woman in the UK the right to have their own penis.

When questioned on how this would be funded Miss Harman explained “It was mens choice to maintain control of the world supply of penises in a deliberate attempt to discriminate against women. So it is only fair that men pay for the surgery out of their own pockets.”

She went on to explain that her department had carried out extensive negotiations with health care companies to obtain the best possible deal for the tax payer and that as a result the contract to perform the necessary re-allocation of penile inches had been awarded to Dromey Veterinary Services. 

A recent poll on the new law, carried out on behalf of the BBC by the CRU at the UEA showed that this was the most popular piece of legislation ever to hit the statute book. Some selfish mens groups have seen fit to speak out against the legislation. Fathers for Justice members have vowed to boycott the new law (or at least the ones with more than the standard number of inches have) saying “We will not tolerate such Orwellian excesses from a government run by an unelected one eyed git.” He then detailed the organizations plans to demonstrate against the law by scaling tall buildings and displaying their non standard todgers to all and sundry. The spokesman refused to drawn on the question of whether the group would be changing its name to Flashers for Justice.

During an earlier press conference Miss Harman was asked how the new law would affect her husband. She responded that she had never seen her husbands penis and wasn’t really sure he had one. 

MPs are expected to be the largest per capita recipients of extra inches and will be able to claim the cost of surgery on their expenses.

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Well no great surprise this. after all it was Labour who opened the doors to millions of Muslims since gaining power.

In an article for the Evening Standard last October, Andrew Neather, a former speech writer for Blair, Straw and Blunkett in the early 2000s, revealed that mass immigration “didn't just happen: the deliberate policy of Ministers from late 2000 until at least February last year... was to open up the UK to mass migration".

He went on to describe a Government policy document which he had helped to write in 2000. He said that "drafts were handed out in summer 2000 only with extreme reluctance: there was paranoia about it reaching the media."...

And now we see that the imported voters want not Labour but Sharia Law via the back door:

The Islamic Forum of Europe (IFE) — which believes in jihad and sharia law, and wants to turn Britain and Europe into an Islamic state — has placed sympathisers in elected office and claims, correctly, to be able to achieve “mass mobilisation” of voters.

Speaking to The Sunday Telegraph, Jim Fitzpatrick, the Environment Minister, said the IFE had become, in effect, a secret party within Labour and other political parties.

“They are acting almost as an entryist organisation, placing people within the political parties, recruiting members to those political parties, trying to get individuals selected and elected so they can exercise political influence and power, whether it’s at local government level or national level,” he said.
“They are completely at odds with Labour’s programme, with our support for secularism.”
Mr Fitzpatrick, the MP for Poplar and Canning Town, said the IFE had infiltrated and “corrupted” his party in east London in the same way that the far-Left Militant Tendency did in the 1980s. Leaked Labour lists show a 110 per cent rise in party membership in one constituency in two years.

In a six-month investigation by this newspaper and Channel 4’s Dispatches, involving weeks of covert filming by the programme’s reporters:
IFE activists boasted to the undercover reporters that they had already “consolidated … a lot of influence and power” over Tower Hamlets, a London borough council with a £1 billion budget.

We have established that the group and its allies were awarded more than £10 million of taxpayers’ money, much of it from government funds designed to “prevent violent extremism”.

IFE leaders were recorded expressing opposition to democracy, support for sharia law or mocking black people. The IFE organised meetings with extremists, including Taliban allies, a man named by the US government as an “unindicted co-conspirator” in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, and a man under investigation by the FBI for his links to the September 11 attacks.

Moderate Muslims in London told how the IFE and its allies were enforcing their hardline views on the rest of the local community, curbing behaviour they deemed “un-Islamic”. The owner of a dating agency received a threatening email from an IFE activist, warning her to close it.

George Galloway, a London MP, admitted in recordings obtained by this newspaper that his surprise victory in the 2005 election owed more to the IFE “than it would be wise – for them – for me to say, adding that they played a “decisive role” in his triumph at the polls.

Mr Galloway now says they were one of many groups which supported his anti-war stance and had never sought to influence him.

The IFE has particularly close links to Tower Hamlets council. Seven serving and former councillors said Lutfur Rahman, the current council leader, gained his post with the group’s help.

Some said they were canvassed by a senior IFE official on his behalf. After Mr Rahman was elected, a man with close links to the group, Lutfur Ali, was appointed assistant chief executive of the council with responsibility for grant funding.

This was despite a chequered employment record, a misleading CV and a negative report from the headhunters appointed to consider the candidates. The council’s white chief executive was subsequently forced from his post.

Since Mr Rahman became leader, more council grants have been paid to a number of organisations which our investigation established are closely linked to the IFE.

Funding for other, secular groups was ended or cut. In the borough’s well-known Brick Lane area, council funds were switched from a largely secular heritage trail to a highly controversial “hijab sculpture”, angering many residents who accused the council of “religious triumphalism”.

Schools in Tower Hamlets are told by the council should close for the Muslim festival of Eid, even where most of their pupils are not Muslim....

The following is from Trencherbone

The influential Muslim Brotherhood is an umbrella organisation controlling many diverse 'peaceful' Muslim organisations in the West.

They have stated that their work in the West is a "kind of grand Jihad in eliminating and destroying Western civilization from within, and sabotaging its miserable house by their hands and the hands of the believers so that it is eliminated and God's religion is made victorious over all other religions." -- "An Explanatory Memorandum on the General Strategic Goal for the Brotherhood in North America," by Mohamed Akram, May 19, 1991.

We normally think of Jihad as being acts of violence carried out by bombers, but their are many forms of stealth Jihad which are non-violent and often legal. Indeed lawfare and litigation jihad use our own laws against us.

Let's take a look at how rapid and successful is the progress of the Islamic campaign being waged from within our own borders:

Subversion of the armed forces
US army infiltrated by murderous jihadists - more here and here
US Navy infiltrated by Muslim spies
Muslims undermine military morale
Wounded soldier threatened by Muslim hospital stalker
Airport security compromised
Muslims set up 'mosque' citadel overlooking British Army H Q
Intelligence agencies compromised
More Muslims wanted for British Army

Loyalty to the Muslim Ummah trumps all else

Muslims spread corruption and criminality in the British police force.
Muslim police are notoriously corrupt, with confidential details about girls fleeing honor crimes being leaked to their pursuers.

Doctors of Death - The Medical Malpractice Jihad
Infidel health services are being infiltrated and sabotaged by jihadistdoctors who are at best deliberately negligent, and at worst intentionally murderous towards their kuffar patients.

The education systems in Britain and America have been subverted.
Students from primary school to university are being intimidated and brainwashed by Muslim propaganda.

Muslim litigation jihad and lawfare
Muslims are subverting our legal system and using it against us.

Mosques as centers of subversion, intimidation and aggression.
Unlike churches, mosques are not places of spirituality, peace and sanctuary. They are quasi-military citadels and centres of subversion, intimidation and aggression. Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Turkey's prime minister and ex-mayor of Istanbul, says that 'the mosques are our barracks, the minarets our bayonets, the domes our helmets, and the believers our soldiers.'

BBC reduced to dhimmitude
The BBC has become a mouthpiece for Islamic propaganda. It has a systematic bias in favor of Islam and Muslims and against all other religions, especially Judaism and Christianity.

Governments subverted.
Incremental subversion, 
More Muslims in US administration
British government subverted
'Moderate' wolves in sheep's clothing
Islamisation by stealth
Mosque surveillance hit
United Nations now a Muslim bloc
Probing our defenses

Scottish National Party subverted
Repeating the 'Religion of Peace' mantra and paying the jizya.

British Labour Party subverted by massive Muslim infiltration
The British Labour Party has imported a Muslim electorate, and abandoned its core working class vote.

Liberal Democrats become Lib Dhims
Nauseating dhimmitude and treason from Lib Dhim leadership.

Tory Party Subverted
and here and here 

And no-one can do anything about the thin ends of a thousand wedges being driven into our civilisation for fear of offending the twin gods of Political Correctness and Community Cohesion.

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Frank McGrath, 59, was convicted of nine counts of concealing criminal funds for Silvano Turchet, 55, who is currently serving 15 years for the importation of Class A drugs.

The ex-Labour councillor, of Belton Hill, Fulwood, laundered more than £300,000 for Turchet, Manchester Crown Court heard.

The money was used to purchase a house in Wrexham, bought for £116,000 in December 2004, a hangar where Turchet stored an aeroplane used to import drugs, and a £17,000 designer watch.

McGrath also transferred £154,000 to an Italian bank account, the court heard.

Turchet pleaded guilty to nine counts of transferring criminal property at the beginning of the trial.

Ian Cruxton, deputy director of the Serious Organised Crime Agency (Soca), said: ''Frank McGrath made a living on the back of serious organised crime, and anyone who abuses their professional position to prop up criminal activity as he did can expect us to come after them too.''

Andrew Penhale, of the Crown Prosecution Service's Organised Crime Division, said: ''The case illustrates our determination not only to prosecute those criminals engaged directly in organised crime, but also the soft under-belly - those apparently legitimate businesses that facilitate and support organised crime in the background.''

McGrath was remanded in custody for sentencing on March 3 for the crime, which carries a maximum sentence of 14 years in prison.

Source. Labour evil from top to bottom, utter scum one and all.

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Stolen from here.

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From Big Brother Watch,

A remarkable and disquieting piece of footage over at the Oxford Times site. Stephen Russell, in his late 50s, was on a trip to buy fish and chips in Kidlington High Street when he spotted police swarming around. He had his camera with him and took four photos because it was unusual to see so much action in the village.

An officer wrongly demanded the ex-RAF engineer delete the photos. Mr Russell rightly refused - it is not illegal to photograph police in a public place.

He was then searched using powers under Section 43 of the Terrorism Act,.

He recorded the incident. Go and watch the footage. It's simply astonishing. Amongst other things, the fool of a bullying, overbearing policeman said, to a law-abiding member of the public who had done nothing wrong

You are a stranger in Kidlington - tell me who you are - what is your reason for being here

On what possible basis was any of that asked? We don't live in a country in which the police can demand our papers, to state our business. Moreover, just look at the way this oaf treats a palpably honest and reasonable member of the public. The domineering "I'm in charge, you justify yourself to me" attitude is typical of the way that the police are working very hard to lose the confidence of the law-abiding majority, who no longer feel that they're on our side.

Moreover, what absurd bit of self-serving sophistry - total dishonesty, really - to use Terrorism Act powers to search this man. He was very, very obviously not a terrorist. It is behaviour like this that undermines belief in the government's terror agenda and shows that powers such as these can't be given to officers, because they abuse them. The officer should now be required to justify his use of Terrorism Act powers in this case and if he can't, then he should be disciplined.

Let me say this loud and clear, so that there's no mistaking it:

PC Steve Burchett, you are a disgrace.

Also,

1) how fortunate that Mr Russell was able to record this incident. Given the footage, the police should take is seriously - if he had not, it would no doubt have been a "one person's word against another" damp squib.

2) cases like this make me think, more and more, that there needs to be a right to photograph police officers enshrined in law. What do you think about that..?

By Alex Deane

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Father stopped form taking a picture of his own child. A father was stopped from taking a photo of his son on a children's train ride after an over-zealous security guard accused him of being a paedophile.

Kevin Geraghty-Shewan, 48, was approached by the guard after he took the picture of his four-year-old son Ben on the toy engine outside a shop.

He was then threatened with arrest after refusing to hand his mobile phone containing the picture after a row with a policeman.

A few minutes later a police officer arrived at the Bridges Shopping Centre in Sunderland and threatened to delete the photograph.

'They said I matched the description of a man who had been taking pictures,' Mr Geraghty-Shewan said.

'They took my details and said they had the right to remove the picture from my phone.

'I got annoyed and things got heated, then he threatened me with arrest for breach of the peace.

'Ben thought I was in trouble because he had sat on the ride and we didn't put the money in.'

Seriously WTF?, now the retard of a security guard I would expect that sort of behavior from and on private property which the shopping centre is, they can stop people from taking photo's. 


However to play the pedophile card is rather over the top. 


Also the police cuntstable should know that he has no fucking right what so ever to demand a photo be deleted or to demand that a citizen hand over a camera; or even to stop and question anyone without good reason. 


On the sidebar I have a handy guide to your rights when taking photo's in the new East Germany that is Brown's Britain. 

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Story from The Publican, jaw dropping stupidity yet again from another MP:

The smoking ban has not caused pubs to close, according to public health minister Gillian Merron MP.

Despite figures showing around 40 pubs a week are currently closing Merron said the ban was not a factor in this.

She was speaking today at a meeting of the health committee in Westminster as it looked at ways the government is tackling health issues.

Merron said: “The pub trade does have challenges and I am aware of that but it isn’t the case that the ban had led to pub closures.”

She went on to describe the smoking ban of 2007 as a “tremendous success” and said it had the support of 80 per cent of the public and that there has been a 95 per cent compliance rate with smoke free legislation.

Well she can claim that till the cows come home, in her case a taxpayer funded 2nd home but that doesn't make it so. Those publicans left, those not forced to close their doors will tell you that smokers have chosen to stay at home more and drink, rather than be cast out like modern day lepers.

But wait if as figures show some 40+ pubs are closing a week, why might that be if not down to lack of smoking customers? Well maybe over regulation dumped on the pub trade by New Labour, endless paperwork dumped on them by New Labour, rising duties dumped on them by New Labour, extra business costs dumped on them by New Labour....

Still this is not the first time I have mentioned this odious little fucktard. There was this gem from her department telling us that junk food was not good for us.

First off for this utter shit from her department the nannying, hectoring Department of Health.

Homer Simpson is known for munching doughnuts and swigging beer, but the Department of Health has decided that his family’s lifestyle is healthy enough to enlist them in an anti-obesity campaign.

The government is to sponsor episodes of the cartoon serial about the dysfunctional family for three months in an attempt to improve the nation’s diet and increase exercise levels.

Oh for fucks sake, just fuck the fuck off will you, oh and how much of our money are you pissing away this time?

The health department acknowledges that the Simpsons’ lifestyle is not entirely healthy and this is reflected in the slogan for the £640,000 advertising campaign: “Supporting The Simpsons: Sometimes.

A spokeswoman added: “The beer-drinking and doughnut-eating is clearly not what we would want.”

Bejesus, £640,000 quid of our money to piss an moan at us to not eat junk food. After all its not what the Department wants, cunts, utter fucking contemptible bastards.

Now not only did this woman attempt to shaft the Gurkha's by voting against letting them stay here in the UK. Nice one Gillian, by nice I mean you should be shunned by all right thinking people and forced to wear a sign saying "I am an utter vile piece of shit disgracing the office of MP."

But worry not, Gill, you won't be alone in wearing that.

Then we have her expenses, the local paper is not very happy with her. Mind a look at her expenses, shows that she has been shafting the public on a regular basis.

Claims for furniture in March 08, plus £271 in household items:

Including one fine cotton sheet £34, £140 for a duvet and £30 for a pillow. All vital for an MP in order to do their job I am sure.

A bit of digging through her addition cost allowances finds some right gems, listed at the bottom.

Naturally as an MP let loose with our money, she fucks us all over claiming back the council tax and utilities that we all have to pay, an yes that includes the TV license.

She even charges us for cleaning, now come on, is she telling us she is to damn lazy to shove a hoover about the office?

Plus she also dips into the free MP food allowance, by free I mean that you pay for her to shovel food down her socialist gullet.

Oh and £200 quid of your money spent by her on a rug. Then we have £500 on white goods, £240 on a chair, £200 on lighting, £160 on a rug - yes another one, £200 on kitchen items, £141 quid on plumbing another £194 on plumbing, £150 on lighting again as well another figure of £450 on wait for it, lighting: Link.

Oh and she also voted to fuck you, yes you by voting to keep the £24 grand a year 2nd home allowance for MP's,

As if that were not bad enough she also voted to protect MP's from freedom of information requests.

Oh and to lock folk away for upto 42 days with no proper legal representation in case they happen to be a member of Alky Ada.

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Obo pulls up that shifty greasy little fuckstain, Jack Straw who claims that despite use of a camera being considered a criminal offense by the powers that be, CCTV cameras, the ever rising power of the state and us all being treated as suspects; we are all better off.


No, really:

Does the sun rise in the east? Has Labour enhanced rights and liberties? The answer to the second question is as unambiguously a yes as to the first.

Actually Jack, the Sun does not rise in the east, you will find that it is in fact the Earth turning.


Jack Straw wrong on that as well as everything else. 

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STAFFORD HOSPITAL TRUST. HUNDREDS OF PATIENTS MURDERED BY NEGLECT. GUILTY EXECUTIVES SHOWERED WITH PUBLIC MONEY, MINISTERS BLAMELESS.

These fuckers should be hung up from a lamp post and spat at,
instead they are stuffing their faces and shitting in ours. Alan Milburn, former layabout, amazingly became health secretary, resigned to patch up his common-law marriage, cops a hundred grand a year for "advising" firms trying to privatise many aspects of the NHS. Also drawing a full-time salary as a part-time MP.

NewLabour's Health Secretaries have turned the NHS auxiliaries into paupers, the greedy bastard doctors into idle, dirty tyrants, abandoning their patients to shell-shocked, European locums, the managers into millionaires and the hospitals into full-steam ahead extermination camps for the vulnerable.
Frank Dobson, old Labour stooge, willingly pissed about and shafted by Blair, resigned as Health Secretary to contest London Mayoral election with Ken Livingstone. As if.

Blair had, by appealing to his beardy vanity, removed him from cabinet, leaving room for shits like Milburn. Chump. Not fit to run a St John's Ambulance Tent.

Alan Postman, when health secretary, presided over massive spread of hospital acquired infections, see stanislav, Alan Johnson's Disease. I mean, just look at him.

Glasgow John Reid, thug, drunk, bully, liar, sexual predator - see Reid, Dawn Primarolo - Trotskyist, describes himself as one of Labour's Big Men, Aye, right; horrible little shit, pothead; claimed, when Defence Secretary, that Tommy wouldn't face a shot fired in anger in Afghanistan. Was never anywhere long enough to cop any flak, a sort of a peripatetic minister for bruising. Now full-time Chairperson of Glasgow Celtic Sectarian Football Club, a paid consultant to Securicor and drawing full-time salary as part-time MP. Cunt. Utter cunt, One of the worst of a very bad bunch.

Patsy Leatherface Hewitt, former Kinnock Babe, married to a judge, son's a junky; gobby, patronising, useless career shitbag, jointly responsible with the Postman for national epidemic of HAIs, deaths of hundreds, thousands. Couldn't even see to it that the hospitals were as clean as the local chippy. Wouldn't wanna eat round her gaff. Now working full-time for Boots the Chemists, honest, not invent, and drawing full-time salary as part-time MP.

Not very handy Andy Bubbles, incumbent health secretary, good at saying this is unacceptable and accepting it, Oxbridge, Oxbridge and useless, one of Incapability Brown's bunker barrel scrapings, currently working on strategy for personal care for the elderly - other, we presume than killing them off in NHS hospitals staffed by babbling, hatchet-faced, money-grubbing, pinstripe Rotarians. Lord, have mercy, that our twilights be crafted by such as these. Up against the wall, motherfuckers.

But the worst, the very worst of it, what is unspeakable and unthinkable and intolerable is that people, relatively unsophisticated, came back from Europe and the Pacific and wandered around their bombed-out homes and communities and for themselves and for the dead voted for something different; emaciated POWs, miraculaously surviving the Nasty Nips' work camps, frightened and traumatised, their mates beheaded and starved, voted for something different. And they built houses and they built factories and they suffered rationing and delay and privation but they banished rickets and for a time, unemployment and hunger. And the schools worked. And there were to be pensions, at sixty and sixty five. And health care, from cradle to grave. The people bootstrapped themselves, from shattered, ruined communities, they built homes and hospitals and futures, when lesser people might have merged into, gone along with an uber-Europe, as had the French and the Dutch and the Danes and the Poles and the rest, these people, scorned by Uncle Sam, drip-fed a little aid , a little materiel, a few rusty ships, these people kept the world free and now they and their children enter hospitals built with their taxes and are murdered; their leaders, standing on the shoulders, but shitting in the faces of the post-war reformers, too busy fellating Russian gangsters in Strasbourg, oil billionaires in Kabul, treat them with contempt, No, they shriek, we must have more, the Kinnocks, the Blairs, we must have more, how else will you attract people of our calibre, unless we have more and more and more.They have now betrayed everything for which people fought and died and went without; all must work harder, for longer and for less, the state must see your papers, embed your papers in your skin, the electronic tattoo of the untermenschen; the state must control your children, your diet, your leisure, your habits, your drink, your drugs; the state can now arrest you for an infinite number of crimes against it, even against other states which you have never visited; can photograph you, though you may not photograph it; can enter your home, though you may not know where it lives or how much you pay for its residences. We live in a Nazi state, our SS shoot us at will, whip our women with batons, corral and batter our children as they fight for their Earth, protect with phalanxes of sharpshooters, behind walls of steel the smirking Earthcriminals, visiting Airstrip One and its ingratiating, stuttering, degenerate, fuckwit leadership; the slow or the feeble are beaten to the ground for their tardiness, their killers promoted, bemedalled. Split-second decision, protecting us from Alky Aida, or AQ, owe them a great debt for their magnificent professionalism in whipping and electrocuting and shooting innocent civilians, Iron Cross First Class, at the very least.

The news of the HospitalCrime should give us all pause. Lots, I know, think that the shouty reaches of cyberspace deal in hyperbole, entertaining but essentially just rhetoric, no business like show business. They are wrong.

That old people go into hospital, die through avoidable neglect, indifference and cruelty and that those paid to ensure the opposite happens receive golden handshakes, peerages and yet more positions of responsibility, this is not hyperbole, this is organised crime, this is not a government at its fag-end, part of the merry-go-round of party politics preached by shitbags like the self-fellating Mr Nick Robinson, this is much worse; sharpen your sticks, fill your cupboards, buy some seeds and get tough, this is Ruin.

Call Me Ishmael

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Any who dare disagree with the insecure loon howling at the moon in No.10 face the full onslaught of bile from the No.10 bunker.

The latest revelations emerged after the Prime Minister was forced to deny knowing anything about Alistair Darling's extraordinary claim that the 'forces of hell' were unleashed on him by No 10.

He claimed there was a 'family' atmosphere inside Downing Street as the Tories said it was clear the two men at the top of the Government were at war.

Mr Darling's declaration fuelled speculation that he is again at odds with Mr Brown over the pre-election Budget.

The Chancellor is determined to flesh out details of a 'credible' medium-term plan to rein in the spiralling budget deficit and calm jittery financial markets, while the Prime Minister wants to focus on protecting spending on frontline public services, according to Government sources.

MPs saw Mr Darling's claim that Downing Street had subjected him to vicious anonymous criticism as an assertion of independence ahead of the Budget.

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Yet more toys been thrown out of the pram by the mono eye'd thug in a suit.

Mr Brown's infamous temper flared during a two-hour meeting with Mr Blair in September 2006.
He insisted that Mr Blair give him a resignation date and ensure that no other candidate stood for leader - a promise he said he could not deliver.

The new revelations about the Prime Minister's temper came after he was forced to deny unleashing the 'forces of hell' on Alistair Darling and again deny being a bully.

According to Rawnsley, Mr Brown also interrupted the Prime Minister's stay with the Queen at Balmoral.
His fury was 'titanically demented', and Mr Brown raged that Blairite former health secretary Alan Milburn had written an article setting out the case for Mr Blair to stay.

'You put ******* Milburn up to it,' Mr Brown told Mr Blair down the phone. 'This is factionalism! This is Trotskyism! It's ******* Trotskyism!'

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The Greek Deputy PM, Theodoros Pangalos, gave me a good laugh. See Greece has a few fiscal problems and so like politicians everywhere, he is desperate to blame someone hell anyone except his government. Still playing the German card is a good one, excpet it is likely to be those same Germans who as part of the EU who will be bailing out Greece: 

"They took away the Greek gold that was at the Bank of Greece, they took away the Greek money and they never gave it back.  I don't say they have to give back the money necessarily but they have at least to say "thanks".   And they shouldn't complain so much about stealing and not being very specific about economic dealings."

Basil Faulty in Faulty Towers would be proud of Mr Pangalos.

I wonder if Gordon Brown is also planning to blame that nasty Mr Hitler for the state of this lands financial problems as well...

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Spotted at Old Holborn's place

Such a Shame - You'll Need A Bigger TV in Your New Home!

How on earth has it come to pass that an illegal immigrant with no rights whatsoever to be here is getting over a thousand quid a month in benefits and is being given a nice four bed-roomed house at our expense?

Not to ask the question of how she manages to acquire a huge TV and loads of additional creature comforts...

The Penguin.

Looking at the large TV, one has the thought that it might be the proceeds of piracy?

Bloody Somalis a bunch of oil tanker hijacking, dole scrounging, light fingered, kidnapping UK citizens on the high seas, tent wearing intolerant head chopping, WPC killing loons who attempt to kill someone who insults the pedophile barbarian they worship; by daring to mock him in a cartoon.

Who also have a habit of carrying out massive fraud and stealing vast amounts of your cash.

Nimco Hassan Ibrahim and the millions of other imported client base of Labour voting savages allowed in by New Labour and will be all voting for the one eye'd bully Gordon in order to keep the benefits gravy train running. All using postal votes and voting many many times...

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Sadly later on the real police also act like utter cunts and detain this chap for the dubious crime of taking photo's.

He turned on his video camera the moment he was approached by a police community support officer (PCSO). In the footage, she said: "Because of the Terrorism Act and everything in the country, we need to get everyone's details who is taking pictures of the town."

Need to get everyones details, fucking fuck the fuck off is what you and every other waste of my fucking tax money PCSO needs to do.

Beause of the Terrorism Act, what sort of fucking excuse is that. Is everyone with a camera a bleedin muslim bomber now? If that is what that PCSO thinks, then they need a spell in the sodding lunatic asylum. As for the gathering of details, there is a little thing called the law.

That someone does not have to provide them when going about there lawful business.

How the fuck that uber-cock became even a PCSO is fucking beyond me, then for its fucking stupidity to be backed up by a real officer of the law is a total disgrace.

Pair of utter cunts.

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Britain's top civil servant ordered Gordon Brown to ‘curb your volcanic temper’ after complaints that he was abusive to his Downing Street staff, it was revealed last night.

The unprecedented rebuke, delivered by Cabinet Secretary Sir Gus O’Donnell, emerged amid explosive disclosures about Mr Brown’s wild and violent outbursts. 

The Prime Minister was forced to go on television last night to deny he had physically assaulted his aides as a new book claimed:

Sir Gus ordered an official inquiry into allegations of bullying by Brown.

Paranoid Brown grabbed an aide violently and shouted: ‘They’re out to get me!’

The raging PM thumped the rear of the front seat of his car so hard that it scared the bodyguard sitting in it; while an aide sitting next to Mr Brown thought the PM was going to smash him in the face.

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A Number Ten insider, discussing Gordon Brown, who told the Guardian:


"His intense bouts of anger are unremarkable to anyone who has worked closely with him. You just have to put up with this stuff. It is part of the daily experience, almost part of the furniture. He would behave in that way constantly. He suffers from a massive paranoia and an inability to accept blame, yet he runs a blame culture that allows him to blame others. He does not seek to win an argument, he just seeks to bully. If you have not worked closely with him before, it is truly shocking"


My thoughts are with the poor people who have to deal with this vile odious mono eye'd thug. 

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14. Throwing computers onto the floor

“His private tantrums, culminating once in a computer thrown onto the floor…” (Gordon Brown by Tom Bower). What others have said about working with him. “It’s disgusting...It’s the ghastly macho culture in there. It’s all willy-waving.” (A female minister in The Spectator, 11 June 2009). “He’s morally bankrupt...If you think you can’t win the argument on substance you end up falling back on political fixes and smears. ” (A cabinet minister in The Times on 5th June 2009). “Publicly, Gordon talks about values and his moral compass, but actually the way he conducts himself behind the scenes is anything but that — it’s brutal....That’s what he does. The last ten years is littered with people who’ve been cast aside. ” (Peter Watt in The Times, 11th May 2009). “Brown has never been known for his composure under pressure. He throws things - telephones, mugs, anything to hand. He screams at people. In short, he loses it and, if your staff are never sure when they might need to duck, they are not going to give you their best advice. And Brown needs all the advice he can get.” (Lance Price, former Labour spin doctor in The Mail on Sunday, 3 May 2009). “The trouble is that Gordon is basically mental. Perhaps he already was, but he is getting worse. He is constantly on the phone and won't leave ministers alone to get on with the job. ” (A Cabinet Minister in The Express, 25 April 2008).

Qucik hat tip to http://www.redragonline.com/

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13. Flinging his trousers out of the room in an attempt to find his wallet

Tom Bower’s biography of Brown featured a recollection from an aide from around 1994: “An aide walking late at night along the corridor in Millbank heard grunts and groans from Brown’s office. Suddenly a pair of trousers flew out the door, then there was a crash. Brown was scrabbling through a bag, throwing socks and books onto the floor. “I can’t find my wallet,” he shouted. “I need money for a cab fare to the airport.” His personal disorganisation prompted potential sympathisers to question his ability to lead the party. ” (Gordon Brown by Tom Bower)

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12. Spending four hours googling for a quote by Shadow Cabinet member Dominic Grieve

“The stories are seeping out from No. 10. The other day, Gordon Brown was convinced that Dominic Grieve, the shadow Home Secretary, had made such a strong attack on 42-day detention as to impugn his commitment to national security. Although Downing Street advisers trawled and Googled, they could not find the quote. Their boss expressed gratitude for their efforts in the way that a sergeant-major would thank a recruit for a speck of dust on his rifle. Mr Brown then stationed himself at a terminal. For the next four hours, he sat there unavailingly, emanating gloom and rage. The non-psychiatric interpretation of his behaviour is termed “the playing politics with national security syndrome”. ” (the Brute, The Independent, 28 July 2008)

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11. Making top aide and good friend Spencer Livermore cry

After Brown bottled the 2007 election, it was reported that he was in such a rage that he made one of his top aides, Spencer Livermore, burst into tears. Livermore left five months later (Daily Mail, 9 December 2007).

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10. Kicking a desk over in rage

In November 2007, when he was told that two data discs containing the details of 25 million people had gone missing from HM Revenue and Customs, Gordon Brown ‘was supposed to have been so furious that he kicked the nearest desk, and indeed kicked it so hard that he kicked it over’ (Sue Cameron, Dispatches, 9th of June 2008.

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9. Having bad news broken to him with a ‘News Sandwich’

“One staffer says a colleague developed a technique called a “news sandwich” -- first telling the prime minister about a recent piece of good coverage before delivering bad news, and then moving quickly to tell him about something good coming soon.” (Bloomberg, 24 April 2009)

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8. Using mobile phones and office equipment as missiles

“The prime minister, 58, has hurled pens and even a stapler at aides, according to one; he says he once saw the leader of Britain’s 61 million people shove a laser printer off a desk in a rage. Another aide was warned to watch out for “flying Nokias” when he joined Brown’s team.” (Bloomberg, 24 April 2009) On one occasion, Brown upset his driver when, in a temper, he picked up his mobile phone and hurled it across the car (Mail on Sunday, 13th April 2008).

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7. Stapling his own hand

“There is an apocryphal story that Brown, assembling the notes he takes into prime minister’s questions, does his own stapling. One Wednesday morning, he apparently worked himself into such a nervous state that he drew blood when he accidentally stapled his hand. ” Sunday Times, February 24th 2008

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6. Not telling Tony Blair about the details of his budget

Tom Bower, in his biography of Gordon Brown, wrote about the process behind the 2003 budget: “Two days before his [Gordon Brown’s budget] speech, Tony Blair invited the chancellor to outline his proposed budget. The routine had become familiar. Every year, Blair’s staff would furtively seek information from Treasury officials about the budget. Sometimes they were fortunate and an informant, disobeying the chancellor, would reveal a nugget. On other occasions Brown had worked on his personal laptop to prevent any leak to the prime minister. There was no precedent for such conduct in Britain’s entire history. On this occasion, the chancellor arrived with a senior official. The atmosphere was frosty…To each question Blair asked about the budget he remained impassive until he either nodded to the official to disclose the details, or shook his head. Little was said. Thankfully the prime minister, pre-occupied by the war, did not seek a confrontation.”

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5. Shouting at Blair: ‘You’ve stolen my fucking budget’

“When Tony Blair announced on a Sunday breakfast show that the Government would like to see health spending rise to the European average, Brown was so furious with the Prime Minister that he shouted at him: ‘you’ve stolen my fucking budget.’” (The Observer, 10th of September 2000).

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4. Being rude at a dinner party with US politicians

Peter Watt wrote of a dinner party he attended at 10 Downing Street hosted by Gordon Brown:
“My wife Vilma and I were invited with three other couples – the lobbyist Jon Mendelsohn and his wifel Louis Susman – a Democratic fundraiser who was soon to become US Ambassador in London – and his wife; and another American couple. “Arriving at the flat, we were ushered into the drawing room and there was stilted small talk over aperitifs. While Sarah pottered around getting the meal ready, Gordon began showing people to their seats but was interrupted by one of the No10 staff, saying he had an important phone call. He disappeared, leaving Vilma and two others seated, and the rest of us awkwardly milling about. After a few minutes, we all started to feel a bit silly, so decided just to sit ourselves down. When Gordon finally reappeared he was aghast to find us all at the table. “I didn't sit you all down,” he exclaimed angrily. It was hugely embarrassing and some of the guests started mumbling about getting up again. ““No, no, you might as well stay where you are,” he replied huffily. He sat at the end of the table and swivelled in his chair, so that he almost had his back to everybody, and leaned his head on his arm. For the rest of the meal he was monosyllabic, sulking because he had lost control of the seating plan. “The plates had not even been cleared when suddenly, without saying anything, he just got up and left. As Sarah had also disappeared by then, we all showed ourselves out. “He's bonkers,” Vilma whispered, as we trooped out. I wanted to disagree but she was right. The whole evening had been utterly bizarre” (Peter Watt – Inside Out))

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3. Throwing a secretary out of her chair

“The Prime Minister's temper is said to have snapped when the secretary failed to keep up as he dictated a memo to her. He reportedly pulled her from her seat and sat at the computer keyboard himself, bashing out the memo”

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2. Hitting an aide

“He is alleged to have reacted angrily when he was intercepted by an aide who asked him to attend to another matter. “According to one account, he punched the male official to get him out of the way” (Daily Mail).

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1. Calling senior aides cunts

Gordon Brown was so incensed at the media coverage of the so-called "snub" of the Prime Minister by President Obama while on a visit to the UN in New York last year, that he bawled out his senior political adviser, the mild-mannered Stewart Wood.

Brown was furious that his spin doctors had "allowed" the story to get legs. Sitting naked in his hotel room he allegedly screamed at Wood: "You're a cunt", and proceeded to abuse another member of staff, calling him an "even bigger cunt".

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Sting plays concert for daughter of 'boil your enemies' dictator

Enemies of the 72-year-old dictator have been shot in the street and a former British ambassador to the ex-Soviet state even accused him of boiling alive his political opponents.

Yet according to reports by two of the few remaining independent Uzbek media organisations, Sting, 58, accepted up to £2million to sing for Gulnara Karimova, the despot's glamorous daughter and anointed heir.

Uznews.net and Eurasia.net claim the former Police frontman sold out the National Opera House in the capital, Tashkent, in October last year. Tickets went for £1,400 - 45 times the average local monthly salary.

Ex-Communist official Karimov, who came to power in 1989, has locked up 6,000 people who have dared to question his rule.

In 2005, the army slaughtered hundreds who protested against poverty and corruption in the city of Andizhan. And thousands of children are used as slave labour in huge state cotton plantations.

Sting issued this rather piss poor statement.

'I supported wholeheartedly the cultural boycott of South Africa under the apartheid regime because it was a special case and specifically targeted the younger demographic of the ruling white middle class.
'I am well aware of the Uzbek president’s appalling reputation in the field of human rights as well as the environment. I made the decision to play there in spite of that.
'I have come to believe that cultural boycotts are not only pointless gestures, they are counter-productive, where proscribed states are further robbed of the open commerce of ideas and art and as a result become even more closed, paranoid and insular.
'I seriously doubt whether the President of Uzbekistan cares in the slightest whether artists like myself come to play in his country, he is hermetically sealed in his own medieval, tyrannical mindset.'

Hopefully, the fee of up to £2 million has made salved Stings conscience. I am sure that those languishing in the prisons or used as slaves on the plantations will be really impressed at his support for them. 

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The press assoication reports.
The head of an anti-bullying charity has hit out at Gordon Brown after revealing several Downing Street staff have called its helpline.
Christine Pratt said she had "seen red" after ministers rallied round to deny claims in a new book that the Prime Minister had been warned over his treatment of staff.
Lord Mandelson said the Prime Minister was emotional, demanding and impatient but not a bully after a new book detailed a string of alleged outbursts.
But Mrs Pratt, who founded the National Bullying Helpline after being a workplace victim herself, accused them of failing staff by "going into denial".
"I have personally taken a call from staff in the Prime Minister's office, staff who believe they are working in a bullying culture and that it has caused them some stress.
"We would have hoped Gordon Brown would lead by example. If an employer receives complaints they should investigate," she said.
"I am not saying Gordon Brown is a bully, I am not a judge. But I am appalled at the outright denial that is going on without due process being followed."
Mrs Pratt said there had been "three or four" contacts with the helpline from Downing Street staff in recent years - although others were received before Mr Brown took charge.

I commented before on the unstable mental state of the PM and have reposted that below.

Yet more signs the gibbering one eye'd lunatic in No.10 is losing his ever more tenuous grasp on reality.

What is really frightening is that this fat, nose picking, snot eating lunatic has his snot covered fingers on the nuclear trigger.

With each passing day it becomes more clear that the failing mental state of the "dear leader" is a danger both to himself and the nation at large.

Sensational claims that Gordon Brown has physically attacked his staff in a series of outbursts in Downing Street - and once in America - have rocked the Government.

Well-placed sources say the Prime Minister has been accused of hitting a senior adviser, pulling a secretary out of her chair and hurling foul-mouthed abuse at aides while distraught over an alleged snub by President Barack Obama.

But then we have the effects of inept and possibly mentally ill leader at the helm.

Gordon Brown is running a weak and dysfunctional government that peddles 'barmy ideas', according to a damning report by senior civil servants published today.
The withering critique of the Prime Minister's leadership found that the Government has a 'conspicuous lack of a single coherent strategy' and that Downing Street is a bully with 'few tools beyond the brute force of political edict'.
The report by the Institute for Government reveals widespread frustration in Whitehall at what is seen as Mr Brown's obsessive micro-management and lack of vision.
It was drawn up after interviews with 60 senior mandarins and funded by Labour's largest donor Lord Sainsbury.

Add to which Mr Brown's credibility as premier suffered yet another blow last night as Parliamentary Questions revealed that 12 Parliamentary Private Secretary posts remain vacant following last June's Cabinet reshuffle, apparently because Labour MPs are refusing to serve under him.

Then we have his paranoia:.Gordon Brown has banned television cameras from the unveiling of a portrait of Margaret Thatcher in Downing Street amid suspicions he is terrified of unflattering comparisons of their records.

Baroness Thatcher will effectively stage her own No 10 reunion when the painting by distinguished Royal artist Richard Stone is displayed in public for the first time. Most of the guests served with her in her Downing Street heyday - with Mr Brown the only Labour politician present.

No10 could not explain why the ceremony would take place behind closed doors. Friends of Lady Thatcher said she had no objection to cameras being there.

His petty minded temper tantrums: Gordon loses his cool in public, yes The Prime Mentalist became furious as he conducted a string of interviews, claiming he was not being allowed to talk about policy, issue endless tractor stats or give avoid giving answers to questions.

At one point, Mr Brown tried to walk off at the end of a fiery exchange with Sky's political editor Adam Boulton.

Even Complaining about how he is shown by cartoonists. Cartoonists have claimed that the Prime Minister is more thin-skinned than his public demeanor suggests, and repeatedly complains to them in person that they portray him as overweight.

As a new exhibition of sketches and caricatures chronicling Mr Brown's first 18 months in office opens, some of the UK's leading political cartoonists have revealed how they were taken to task on the subject.

Childish temper tantrums as Gordon loses his cool in public.

Could all this be part of a deeper problem by a flawed man who is in no fit mental state to be running this land?...

Is Gordon Brown still fit for office? A blog posted today by the journalist John Ward on his website notbornyesterday.org suggests that the PM may be in worse health than the public realise. He claims there are signs the PM is taking powerful drugs to control both depression and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

Ward bases his hypothesis on a tip-off from a senior civil servant that Brown has recently been given a "long list of forbidden foods". The civil servant, who works regularly with the PM, told Ward that Brown had been banned from eating and drinking several specific things "because of the drugs he's on".

Top of the list of foods that Brown can no longer touch, the source told Ward, were cheese, Chianti and over-ripe avocados - which immediately rang alarm bells for Ward. "Every doctor in Britain would recognise these contra-indications instantly: for they are the great verbotens for people taking MAOI drugs."

MAOIs - which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors - are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD. But they are potentially extremely dangerous. If the patient eats or drinks the wrong thing, they can result in death – hence the PM's "long list of forbidden foods".

The civil servant who told Ward of the banned list apparently wrote it off as quackery and "nonsense", unaware of its potential significance.

Ward readily admits that, without a doctor's note to absolutely prove the PM's state of health, his hypothesis is an easy one for Downing Street to refute - or frame as yet another anti-Brown smear campaign. But Ward makes the point that, if he's right, it won't be long before he gets his proof. "If it's true," says Ward, "Brown's entourage must be sending out strict dietary requirements ahead of his regularly catered public engagements; one could even monitor what he eats on such occasions."

There have been rumours about Brown's health and mental state for several years, of course. In 2004, Simon Heffer wrote in theSpectator that the PM displayed many signs of Asperger's Syndrome, including obsessional behaviour patterns and humourlessness. And it is well documented that Brown, already blind in his left eye, has been losing sight in his right eye.

If Ward has got it right, then the pressure on Brown this autumn could become severe. After a miserable first week back at the office – the Megrahi controversy, more deaths and disagreement in Afghanistan - there are already growing rumours of an October putsch, with Martin Kettle suggesting in today's Guardian that we might be approaching an "in the name of God, go" moment.

Add to that fake jogging pictures...ver since Gordon Brown was photographed jogging in a London park earlier this month – his track suit bottoms tucked neatly into his socks, naturally – the paparazzi have been lying in wait, hoping, no doubt, for the first picture of the Prime Minister running out of puff.

So far, alas, their quarry has eluded them. Just as he had never been seen jogging before the photograph had been taken, he has not been seen since. Some members of the paparazzi are now muttering that the original picture must have been a stunt.

What is more, one tells Mandrake that it is a mystery who took it, as the photo was uncredited.

Matrix, the agency which furnished newspapers with the picture, will tell me only that it was not taken by one of their photographers. "It was supplied to us by someone who wished to preserve their anonymnity," says Tom Smedley, of the company.

Certainly the Nike trainers that the PM was wearing with the Air Max logo showed little sign of wear.

Now our fat waddling PM has claimed that he go's a running on a regular basis, something one look at his lardy saggy figure makes you question.

Porkie No.1:

Telling critics that their “hopes” that he would stand down were in vain, the Prime Minister insisted that he was fully fit to govern and went running regularly to maintain his health.

Porkie No.2:

“I am healthy and I am very fit. I run a lot to keep fit and I will continue to keep fit. "I keep going. I have got a job to do. I have got work to do."

And yet just one photo from a mystery source to show McSnotty waddling his way through the streets in jogging gear? Hmmmm, next they will claim that David Blunkett is a rally driver an his guide dog Sadie barks directions to him....

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