There there, you see we are listening says Government non entity as he overlooks the obvious facts.
The communities Secretary called for a new focus on the needs of poor whites affected by mass immigration.

Mr Denham said areas with high immigration levels felt a sense of ''insecurity and unfairness'' because of the impact of new arrivals on jobs and public services.

Well its only taken him 12 years to wake up to that fact that immigration is out of control. So who's fault is that, which party was it that opened up the floodgates in an attempt to enforce multiculturalism here in the UK? Oh, it was Labour.

They chose to open the doors, allow in who knows how many, government figures don't mean a damn and then they accuse anyone who spoke out of being a racist.

Now John has decided it's time to give the white males a patronising pat on the head and talk about councils doing more and to include them, not that he would come out and admit that they have been consigned to second class status in their own land.

''Agencies which have been blind to these issues, or thought their only remit was to address minority issues, must re-assess the way they work.'' - Well that's mighty white of you John, after all its us taxpayers who fund all these agencies.

If Government policies are seen to be unfair, he said, they could be exploited by groups seeking to ''drive people apart''. In other words John and his expense fiddling mates are shitting bricks that many a marginal Labour MP will be kicked out come election day.

''We have to avoid the perception that some groups are singled out for special treatment,'' he said. What like say money being funded to schools with Islamic links?

But can you take this guy seriously, this is a champagne swilling socialist who thinks his expenses more important than voting for Gurkha soldiers who took up arms for this land. A vote which was thankfully defeated.

So lets have a look at this "representative of the people", or rather his expenses(PDF)

£200 on food, £1400+ a month on his mortgage, £71 utilities, £110 council tax, £100 cleaning, oh and £2792 on damp proofing his bathroom back in 2007.

His local paper covered this:

SOUTHAMPTON MP John Denham has lifted the lid on his Parliamentary expenses and revealed he spent almost £2,500 of taxpayers’ money on furniture for his London home.

The Daily Echo can today reveal for the first time that Mr Denham’s claims for his second home – which totalled £87,729 between 2004/5 and 2007/8 – included £1,590 for two armchairs, £475 for an “Alana” rug and £474 for six kitchen chairs.

Rt Hon. minister for damp proofing and "Communities Sec" seems to be worrying more over his perks than the British people?

John "dhimmi" Denham can be contact at 20-22 Southampton Street, Southampton, SO15 2ED
PHONE 023 8033 9807
FAX 023 8033 9907
EMAIL john@johndenham.org.uk

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Like something out of George Orwell's 1984, or a tale from the former East Germany the utter filth that make up our ruling New Labour government are at it again:
Now they plan to reward the Quislings who whore their principles for the proverbial 30 pieces of silver off of the state.

Members of the public are to be given £500 to spy on their neighbours and tip off officials if the address is being sub-let to illegal tenants.

Ministers are setting up hotlines so that people who suspect that illegal letting is going on can report their suspicions to housing officials.

The first 1,000 people who turn in their neighbours and help housing chiefs repossess an unlawfully occupied house or flat will receive a £500 cash reward.

But the initiative has been attacked by civil liberty campaigners who warn that it is another example of ministers creating 'an army of citizen snoopers'.

Another day another New Labour plan to turn us into tools of the state.

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Another from Big Brother Watch

Unbelievably, less than two weeks since Sandwell Council were left embarrassed by the torrent of negative headlines resulting from their decision to fine a young mother for feeding the ducks; (arguably) the most officious local authority in the country has done it again - this time fining another mother £75 for allowing a tissue to blow from her pocket.

We at Big Brother Watch hate littering as much as most people; but in this instance the woman involved was running for a bus and the tissue escaped from her pocket. And secondly, it blew straight across the road which made it practically impossible for her to chase after it.

A case of tough on colds, tough on the causes of maybe?

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The war on photographers carries on, even getting a mention on the Andrew Marr show; as this from Big Brother Watch shows:
Jeff is the BBC staff photographer who, when taking shots of the London skyline last week, found himself stopped and seached under Section 44 of the Terrorism Act.

The Evening Standard covered the story late on Friday and for those who didn't catch Jeff on Sunday, a clip will be available here (for a short time only).

The story rightfully drew the ire of Mr Marr and his guests Mariella Frostrup and Matthew Parris, all of whom agreed that it was yet further evidence of state overreach in preventing terrorism and a case of a complete absence of common sense by the police officer involved.

Sadly not every photographer who has been moved-along, searched or even detained by the police for similar reasons gets this same exposure, however we know it happens nearly every day.

According to the Standard:

A spokeswoman said: "We recognise the balance between effective policing and respecting the rights of the media and the general public to take photographs.

"Guidance around the issue has been made clear to officers and PCSOs."

We wait to see if this makes any difference.

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A odious little shitstain on the mattress of politics, a odious little craven coward unable and unwilling to stand up for the UK people, a vile creature more interested in petty trinkets and champagne socialism than doing his job.

So Alan did not bother to reply to any of the mails that he has been sent, like many of the filth in his government he thinks that the plebs are just there to be talked down to/issued tractorstats and not to be interacted with.

That's fine, he and the rest of the scum in this fag end government will see that the voters will hold them to account on election day.

A man who in the short time he has taken on the job of Home Sec. that he is as bad and possibly worse than the bovine faced, fat arsed, pie munching skank Jacqui Smith who held the post before him.

A chap who has overseen a prison system that lets 1 wrong prisoner out a week.
A chap who has bent over backwards to do nothing for Garry McKinnon.
A chap who can not be fucked to reply to several e-mails addressed to him in his role of Home Sec.
A chap who defends a man one day and deports him the next.

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Ye Gods, well will this new age cult of Earth mother worship ever end? Hat tip to Obo

The Climate and Health Council, a collaboration of worldwide health organisations including the Royal College of Nursing, the Royal College of Physicians and the Royal Society of Medicine, believes there is a direct link between climate change and better health.

Their controversial plan would see GPs and nurses give out advice to their patients on how to lower their carbon footprint.

The Council believes that climate change “threatens to radically undermine the health of all peoples”.

It believes health professionals are ideally placed to promote change because “we have ethical responsibility…..as well as the capacity to influence people and our political representatives to take the necessary action”.

I would be more worried about the MRSA, C.Diff and other real dangers in the NHS over that of the half baked pseudo science based on faked data that is global whining.

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Says Chancellor Darling:

Families face being hit by Labour plans to freeze a planned rise in the inheritance tax threshold.

Alistair Darling is said to be considering ditching the policy of lifting people out of the inheritance tax net.

The Chancellor wants to use next week's pre-budget report to paint a grim picture of severe spending cutbacks over the next four years.

He is said to be determined to leave voters in no doubt about the 'tough choices' that need to be taken to meet a target of halving the soaring public deficit.

We shall pull the gold teeth out from your dead grandmother as well added Darling. A spokesperson added laughing "We don't pay the OAP's enough to live on, after all they are not inept bankers. When they die from hypothermia after getting into fuel poverty we have a win win situation."

"Not only do we not have to pay them a small pension any more but we get to sent the grieving relatives a stonking great tax bill."

**UK's national debt is soaring up at £6000 a second under Labour scum.

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According to the Office for the Office of National Statistics, there were 36,700 more deaths last winter than in a comparable number of warmer months.

That meant the total of what are known as Excess Winter Deaths for England and Wales was up 12,000 on the previous year and at the highest level in a decade. The number of elderly people dying from the cold in Britain has risen by 49 per cent since last winter.

So whilst Gordon can find over £293 million on aid going abroad. That is just money spent in one week. Then we have the billions used to bail out the banks, billions wasted on the War in Iraq.

Then we have the billions of mythical global warming, would that the OAP's were able to keep warm in winter here in the UK.

Yet no money to keep OAP's from dying from the cold? Not likely, after all why should the champagne swilling socialist MP's care if your elderly relations dies from the cold, the MP's can claim all the costs for their heating back off you and me.

They have had 12 years, yet have done nothing. Each an every death is blood on the hands of the evil, vile scum that make up New Labour.

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Well I am pardon the pun warming to this global warming bollocks, and bollocks is what Paul Flynn MP is talking on his webshyte.

He starts off on a positive spin, despite all this nonsense about warming being unproven pseudo-science:

The agreement of Commonwealth leaders to help developing nations to deal with climate change and cut greenhouse gases is great news.

Right, if you say so. Then he makes a pigs ear of it. You see the baby eating Nick Griffin is planning to pop along, thus giving Flynn the chance to lump everyone who disagrees in with the BNP. Plus of course he can try to lump in the Tory toffs as well as have a dig at the Daily Mail.

Nick Griffin's planned attendance at Copenhagen is not. There is rush from the right to rubbish global warming. Several Tory MPs have jumped on the bandwagon. Even David Davis of the vanity by-election fame is agnostic. The Daily Mail is stoking it up following their long record on being wrong on everything.

As near a case of Godwin's law being quoted as I have seen in a while. Yep the dribbling aged expense fiddler is on his usual form tonight, displaying the very hatred that he accuses everyone else of.

See also Paul Flynn's legalised theft via his expenses fiddling and lies on the sidebar.

Newport deserves better than Paul Flynn.

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Look this is just getting fucking stupid now.
Apparently not bowing down to worship at the alter of CO2, is a modern form of heresy:

Meanwhile at the University of the West of England in Bristol this weekend, a conference of "eco-psychologists", led by a professor, are solemnly exploring the notion that "climate change denial" should be classified as a form of "mental disorder".

Oh the righteous will love that one, disagree with the elite pouring away our money and your mad, therefore your opinion shall not be listened to and at some point you will be removed to the lunatic asylum.

So when exactly did the rot set into our society, where an opposing view on a subject became not just a disagreement but a mental illness.

Oh yes I remember now.

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Switzerland tells the Moslems to stick the towers.

Switzerland is often portrayed as a neutral and tolerant place where people are allowed to go about their business. But today - if the exit polls are right - it has become the first country in Europe to formally vote in a referendum to discriminate against Muslims with a ban on the building of minarets - the towers in mosques from which the moezzins can be heard calling the faithful.

There are only four minarets in the whole of Switzerland - but it seems the Swiss find them threatening and want to slow the growth of Islam. The government opposed the move, and various people have warned of the potential inflammatory effect of this. We will be talking to Muslims here about how they feel about it - so far they are saying it is wrong, depressing and Islamophobic but not as provocative as the Danish cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed. Channel 4

Sideways.

Well done them, the Swiss lovely Nazi gold storing chaps that they are, have decided to look after their own rather than the "enricher's" of Islam.

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Evolution always finds a way to remove the failures:

Calls to ban cyclists from listening to music intensified as the number of riders killed or seriously injured continues to rise.

Dubbed the iPod zombies, cyclists who are distracted by thumping tunes blaring in their ears have become the latest menace on Britain’s roads.

Road safety campaigners fear the fashion for cyclists to wear earphones on crowded streets is partly responsible for the recent upsurge in injuries and deaths.

As for the call to ban listening to music, it is a bit pointless as when squashed by a HGV worrying about the law is the least of their problems.

Also there are currently a series of adverts on the TV telling us to register our organs in the event of our death due to the large numbers of people in need of organ transplants, so maybe we should be encouraging more cyclists to listen to music?

Just sayin' is all.

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Look, the Earth is fine. Its been here a long time and will be here long after we are all gone. The climate is not fixed, it fluctuates in cycles over thousands of years and yes, the climate can change suddenly.

We have had warm times and a rather chilly time and no fat American's were driving evil baby polar bear killing SUV's at these times in Earth's history.

So Grumpy Old Twat has produced some images for your use and I have stuck them all here.

The last word has to go to AA Gill who wrote some time back:

"But let me tell you, you Peruvian-hatted puritan apostles of grassy nihilism, the single hottest problem facing the planet is not global warming, but the viciously smug fundamentalist prohibitionists of the green movement. Those wholemealy-mouthed ecologists, who devoutly wish to reduce everyone else’s existence to a self-righteous nose-drip probity that never moves more than four miles from the communal yurt, never eats anything that hasn’t been grown in the communal dung and never thinks anything that isn’t collectively miserabilist, are going to destroy life as we know it faster than an equator of traffic jams, a continent of unlagged lofts and a squadron of circling jumbos.

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Norfolk Blogger has spotted that just one million people have been vaccinated.

And explains that

...we have had around 5 million doses delivered to the UK, but have only managed to inject 20% of them. And if we keep up with the current rate, it will take 60 months to vaccinate 60 million people. That's five years!

Thing is folks, keep calm and carry on as its just a mild sniffle.

swine flu utter overhyped rubbish
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Harden the fuck up.

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Thanks Gordon, whilst thousands lose their jobs and struggle to pay ever rising utility bills the fag end government of Brown opens to the door to endless savages:
Roll up for the great UK taxpayer rip off, sneak into Britain, claim asylum and get it all off the hard working taxpayers...

A family of former asylum seekers have been housed in a £1.8million home costing the taxpayer £1,600 every week, it was revealed today.

Nasra Warsame, from Somalia, her seven children and her mother moved into the luxury six-bed property in central London last month.

The five-storey house has three sitting rooms, a flat-screen television, four bathrooms and is within walking distance of the West End.

Meanwhile, her husband Bashir Aden and their eighth child are living in a two-bed flat in Camden which is also funded by housing benefit.

Fucking hell, when not carrying out sodding jihad against the infidels, hijacking ships and otherwise engaging in acts of crime the Somali's come over here and the sodding lot laid out for them.


I remember a few years back when my wife was laid off, as I was working(something Somali's judging by this lazy lot avoid) I was informed that as she had missed paying some stamp a few years back she was not entitled to a penny and we could fuck the fuck off with regards getting any help what so ever as my wage was about two shillings and sixpence above the limits.

How much have this lot paid into the pot? A pot that they are happy to stick their grasping Islamic paws into for ever more of our tax money.

I shall leave you with the words of one Keith Best, former Tory MP and now head of the Immigration Advisory Council, a state funded quango designed to flood the UK with folk like these:

"we are now turning immigrants into better citizens than people born with a British passport" - There you go, being able to seize ships in international waters and strip an AK47 down whilst wearing a blindfold make them better citizens than you.



Do we really want to reward people like this?

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This is of no real surprise as lying by Labour politicians is as natural as breathing.

An explosive secret letter that exposes how Tony Blair lied over the legality of the Iraq War can be revealed.

The Chilcot Inquiry into the war will interrogate the former Prime Minister over the devastating 'smoking gun' memo, which warned him in the starkest terms the war was illegal.

The Mail on Sunday can disclose that Attorney General Lord Goldsmith wrote the letter to Mr Blair in July 2002 - a full eight months before the war - telling him that deposing Saddam Hussein was a blatant breach of international law.

It was intended to make Mr Blair call off the invasion, but he ignored it. Instead, a panicking Mr Blair issued instructions to gag Lord Goldsmith, banned him from attending Cabinet meetings and ordered a cover-up to stop the public finding out.

He even concealed the bombshell information from his own Cabinet, fearing it would spark an anti-war revolt. The only people he told were a handful of cronies who were sworn to secrecy.

Lord Goldsmith was so furious at his treatment he threatened to resign - and lost three stone as Mr Blair and his cronies bullied him into backing down.

Right up there with their other lies promising us a vote on Europe, their secret plan exposed by Andrew Neather where Labour had a policy of flooding the UK to enforce a multicultural nation; although they never consulted the people on that,

So countless billions wasted and who knows how many dead, just so Blair could play action man in the Middle East.

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A hat tip to Lobbydog for this one. I love his headline on this non story.

The slithery little Vaz attended the wedding of Bollywood star and Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty, a woman famous here in the UK only for getting into a spat with Jade Goody on a chavscum telly program.

But get the odious Vaz who said:

 “Most of their famous friends were due to be at the reception, but I was invited to the wedding.

“I think I was the most famous person there! But there were masses of photographers outside.”

Mr Vaz, now available for weddings, funerals, Bar Mitzvah's, store openings, social events and in fact anything that will get Mr Vaz a few lines in the papers and some valuable telly time.

I understand that in his spare time, when not going to the opening of an eyelid and fawning over the media Keith is also an MP in the House of Commons.

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Oink oink oink! Another little piggy gets stuck into our money. Sally Morgan, the former aide to Tony Blair, claimed £40,000 in expenses for her £1.1m London house by telling Parliament that her weekend country retreat was her main home.

Baroness Morgan of Huyton tells officials she stays at the house in Wandsworth, south-west London, “for the purpose of attending sittings of the House”.

The Labour peer, who is paid £135,000 a year for jobs outside politics, says her “main home” is an £845,000 cottage in Petersfield, Hants, one hour away from central London by train.

This has enabled her to claim £38,370 since 2005 for running the semi-detached London town house, which she bought for £1.1m in September 2003.

Peers whose “main residence” is outside London can claim £174 a night to pay for a second home or hotel room in the capital, with no need for receipts.

Yet Lady Morgan has repeatedly stated in official company documents that the London property is her “usual residential address”.

She shares it with her husband, John Lyons, who works full-time in London as a barrister and also cites it as his “usual residential address”.

Lords rules state: “Members whose main residence is within Greater London cannot claim night subsistence.”

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Yet another Labour peer who as soon as they land their peerage turns into a classic example of champagne socialism:
When he was a trade union boss, Clive Brooke was a keen advocate of financial moderation.

In a report he wrote with church leaders, he said people must show ‘a generous spirit, and not pursue economic advantage to the limit’.
But then Clive Brooke became Lord Brooke of Alverthorpe – and began filling in his expense forms.

Over the past seven years he has been claiming close to the maximum allowance in overnight subsistence payments despite owning a £700,000 townhouse just three miles from Parliament.

The Labour peer has made the claims – totalling more than £140,000 in the accounts available – on the basis that his main residence is a house in Brighton on which he and his wife Lorna, 66, have no mortgage.
Lord Brooke, 67, and his wife have owned their three-storey London home, in Battersea, a seven-minute drive from Parliament, for 23 years and are on the electoral roll there.

He became a peer in 1997, the same year New Labour came to power no doubt a reward from "Chuckles" Blair.

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Yet more proof, if it were needed that government has gone mad:

It is not a word usually associated with causing offence, even when those referred to have broken the law.

But 'youth' has been banned from guidelines on the treatment of criminals aged 16 and 17 - because ministers think it is too demeaning.

Instead, offenders must be referred to as 'young persons' in the latest code for prosecutors. The newly fashionable phrase is used 101 times in the document.

So my calling them feral little ratboy fuckwits in need of a bloody good kicking, I can but assume is slightly out of favour with current government guidelines?...

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In the same week that McSnotty Brown announced £1 million in flood aid to Cumbria, the Department For International Development gave out an incredible £293 million in foreign aid.


Our people get £1 million in a much publicised event designed to reflect well on the PM, whilst  £293 million go's abroad to line the pockets of petty dictators. Well they, or rather you have to pay for all the cocaine, private jets, flash cars and suchlike. 


Maybe its time we put away the bird table, its this sort of waste that encourages the migrants to come to what they see as a land of milk and honey.


So £293 million quid, I am sure the people in Cumbria are really impressed with all that money not helping them.

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The Cause:

Jonah Brown met Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai on Monday in Downing Street.

The effect:

On Wednesday Dubai announced it could no longer service billions in debts, raising fears of a sovereign default, triggering global stock markets to tumble this week amid fears of the dreaded double dip.

The one eye'd doom monger claimed today that the Dubai financial crisis would not cause major damage to the global economy.

The prime minister said this morning that Dubai's problems were "a setback", during a summit meeting of Commonwealth leaders in Trinidad and Tobago. "My own view is the world financial system is stronger now and able to deal with the problems that arise," said Brown as onlookers sniggered, laughed and called the UK's unelected leader a gormless hoon.

For more on Gordonomics see the sidebar.

**I understand that criminals still get their heads chopped off in Dubai, I wonder if they could do us a favour re a certain one eye'd PM?....

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I see there is a minor storm over some pic on Google showing the President's wife a monkey. Google has even apologised over a racially offensive picture of Michelle Obama which came top of its search results.

Cue media shitstorm and words like shocking, racist and calls for that sort of thing to be banned. Down with that sort of thing as Father Ted said.

A simple Google search on many top figures can find that they have been portrayed in similar ways, George Bush, Tony Blair etc etc. Hardly a peep from anyone over that.

Yet when its Mrs Obama the entire media decides to jump on board the story, in the words of Ali G "Is it cos I is black."

Yet if they want to see an inept ape throwing Nokia phones, picking in nose in The Commons, pant pissing, howling at the moon and who even has a mate who is pictured holding a banana they should look at the inept window licking monkey running the UK.

Okay, its offensive an so I apologise to the ape for being stuck next to the mono eye'd retard Brown.

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The Grauniad is happy that a boost in central funding will allow increases in council tax across England to be at their lowest for 16 years.

So lets see, council taxes are still going up. The taxpayers will be paying more for the poor over staffed council services, but the amount will be capped by using their money taken via income tax.

So tax money being used to subsidize another tax is a good thing?!?!

Irony is lost on The Grauniad, they seem to think that taking our tax money, money extorted from us and using it to reduce oh so slightly a rise in tax is a jolly good thing.

Not reduce, oh no but a lower increase. Jesus wept.

There is another way, which is to remove the strangling tentacles of the public sector from every aspect of our lives, cull the quango's, issue many P45's to council workers, send the PCSO's back to the secure accomodation from where they came an they can be happy licking windows all day.

Fewer staff in the public sector = lower bills. Simples.

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So the Home Sec. has rejected Gary McKinnon's last ditch appeal against U.S. extradition despite a doctor's warning he'll kill himself.

Now he is accused of hacking into US computers, according to various reports he hacked into 97 NASA and Pentagon computers between 2001 and 2002 looking for evidence of the existence of 'little green men'.

Yet the Home Sec. seems to think that some form of justice will be served by sending this chap off to the US, where no doubt a long prison term and very miserable time will await this rather vulnerable chap.

So other than having a look for evidence of aliens, what real crime has he committed? Did he seek any financial gain, seek to destroy our civilization like moslem barbarians or pose any real threat to anyone? Hardly, other than the ego of the assorted agencies who's networks he broke into and of course that of the New Labour jobsworths who for some unknown reason want him gone at double quick speed.

The Home Sec. who laughingly is supposed to be in his post to protect the interest of the UK, concluded that extraditing Gary would not be a breach of the Human Rights Act, an act which has protected a string of terrorists from deportation.

So bomb plotting terrorists can stay, UFO spotters have to go. Glad we have that one cleared up.

Still this is Alan Johnson a chap who evidently can not be bothered to reply to e-mails asking him a question. Oh an still awaiting a reply Alan.

Still this is Alan Johnson, a man who can act one way before he is Home Sec. and another after taking up his post and 30 pieces of silver.

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Who in a very polite and well worded way pointed out that chuckles Blair, the grinning jackanape was in fact inept, out for himself and not half as clever as Blair thought he was.

He laid into Blair's failure to "defend Britain's national interest" and his simultaneous failure to insist on much tougher conditions for his backing for President Bush.

Sir Chris expressed his view that Chuckles had secretly agreed to go to war at a meeting at the President's ranch in Crawford, Texas, in early 2002, saying:

“There was a large chunk of that time when no adviser was there. To this day I am not entirely clear what degree of convergence was, if you like, signed in blood at the Crawford ranch,” he said.

The bit that will sting and have Blair crying into his coffee is when he pointed out the demon of the left wing Maggie would've done it better. Ouch.

"I think she would have insisted on a clear, coherent diplomatic strategy, and I think she would have demanded the greatest clarity about what the heck happened if and when we remove Saddam.”

Looking forward to what Chuckles Blair has to say on this....

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Following on from this case of a photographer being arrested for the crime of being to tall! It turns out that possession of offensive hight, or was it being tall in a built up area are not actually crimes for which one can be arrested....Yet.

The Register have the news that the police acted in an unlawful manner.
Alex Turner was stopped whilst taking snaps in Chatham High St and approached by two men, who refused to identify themselves, but demanded that he show them some ID. When he refused, they called for back-up. A PCSO and WPC arrived: Turner took a photo of the pair, and was promptly arrested.

He was then handcuffed, held in a police van for 20 minutes, searched in public by plain clothes officers before being released. It remains unclear, both from from his own account and from subsequent police explanations, exactly why he was arrested – although he did note at the time that the WPC stated she had felt threatened by his size - 5' 11" and about 12 stone - and implied that she found it intimidating.

Mr Turner complained: a police internal investigation was carried out; and this week, the Investigating Officer (IO) finally got back to him with the very welcome news that, according to their barrister, his arrest was unlawful.

This would therefore render both the subsequent search unlawful as well as Mr Turner’s detention in a police van.

Time for Mr Turner's legal team to sue the fuckers till their eyes pop.

If approached by the police in the UK, issue them with no information what so ever and seek legal advise as soon as possible. They will arrest you for no better reason than harvesting your DNA. One day, this nightmare like all dystopia societies will collapse, hopefully with lots of MP's, council snoops and assorted quislings hanging from lampposts.

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BBC Pravda was spouting government shit, claiming that everything is well and saying that the "good news" is that things are getting worse more slowly than they were.

Not getting better, still getting worse but at a slower rate than before. Gordon's claims by any half decent broadcaster would be laughed at as the inane ramblings of a drug addled loon but not on the BBC.

Lets not forget that it was Gordon who repeated the lie that there was nothing wrong with the economy, who encouraged a housing boom with the mantra of "no more boom and bust".

Creating a fantasy boom based on the myth that house prices will rise ever upwards, great whilst they do but when they don't...

It was Gordon who ignored personal debt and lending soaring, based on a house price bubble after all in his words the economy was sound.

It was he who crowed loudly about high value of house prices and the "sound state of the UK housing market"

It was Gordon who when repeatedly warned about excessive bank lending and consumer debt(over many years) saw no problem looming on the horizon.

It was he who has poured billions into endless public sector jobs, jobs that create no wealth whilst draining the private sector.

It was he who failed to invest in manufacturing, to actually make the goods that people were spending their borrowed money on.

It was he who broke his own "golden rules" on borrowing and it is he who will one day be held to account for the mess this land is in.

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The former commies in Russia are covering the global warming cover up story.

Not a sodding peep on BBC News, little wonder that I refer to the BBC as BBC Pravda, a toothless New Labour mouthpiece with it's state funded lips firmly wrapped around Gordon Brown's flaccid cock.

An so a video...

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Had this one sent to me today:
Gordon Brown walked into a car show room, he sees a car he liked and approached the salesman. Gordon says "I will need it adapted as I have a minor disability"

"Certainly sir", says the salesman "What flavour do you want the windows!"

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Well well well, its all chums together as Lord Mandelson has gone off on a shooting party with Colonel Gaddafi's son.

So we have the The Business Secretary and the son of Gaddafi one of the worst dictators in Northern Africa an that's quite a list all having a jolly old time.

How strange that Labour who talk often and loudly on how all Tories are fox hunting toffs are not up in arms when one of their own is at a shoot? Maybe animal rights only apply when the poor beasts are being shot or hunted with dogs by baby eating Tories?

Another puff on the fag end government that is New Labour, dictator loving filth each and every one of them.

Oh, now I am not accusing anyone of having a desire to get their paws on all that Libyan oil, after all its not like New Labour would sex up dossiers and start wars, suck up to odious dictators and otherwise show bugger all morality in their dealings; oh hang on they have.

Now when they sent Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset al Megrahi home to die in August we were told that he only had 3 months to live.

Lets see August, September, October, November and the chap still has not shuffled off this mortal coil...

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Gordon Brown said "Government must be more open and accountable to Parliament”. - unless it's likely to reflect badly on me, the party, our friends, business interests or we just feel like not letting you know what is going on.

Gordon Brown was accused of engineering a new Iraq cover-up yesterday by handing Whitehall departments the right to block the release of secret documents about the war.

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg ambushed the Prime Minister in the Commons, angrily accusing him of trying to 'suffocate' the Chilcot Inquiry.

There you go, Gordon's version of open and accountable government.

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Well yet again common sense vanishes as  The Supreme Court today ruled in favour of Britain's biggest banks in a test case over the 'unfair' charges that customers paid on unauthorised overdrafts.

Seven major banks and Nationwide Building Society had challenged High Court and Court of Appeal decisions that the charges come under 'unfair contract' rules and are therefore subject to regulation by the Office of Fair Trading.

Today's shock ruling will come as a severe blow to the hopes of millions of bank customers who had hoped to claim back billions in charges.

Campaigners had claimed that the cost to a bank of a customer going overdrawn was less than £2.50 - while banks were charging up to £35 if they went over their agreed overdraft limit.

So aside from lending out squillions more than they had in assets, then being bailed out by your money when they failed the banks now see you as a regular cashpoint to be milked for £35 quid or so whenever you slip a penny into the red.

I have had my own experiences of this, firstly with the utter scum at Barclays who after fucking up my account, they even admitted the error was theirs in a letter (as well as contradicting themselves many times) then decided to charge me several times for the privilege of their mistakes. It took me the best part of two years to get back charges/fees they had imposed and put the account in the position that it was before they caused the original error.

To this day after over two years of utterly shit service, not one person at Barclays has ever used the word sorry.

After leaving them for ShatWest, when on one single occasion I made an honest mistake and slipped into the red I had the great fun of dealing with a bank who's systems were almost as inept and crap as Barclays. Still at least I managed to get one charge written off and closed my account before the others could be charged to my account(they were due at the end of the month). In total they wanted to charge me £108 quid.

Then I contacted and complained to the banking ombudsman, something I advise every one to do with a banking charge. Contact the bank when you are charged or they offer bad service, if they refuse to put matters right ask for the details for the ombudsman. They legally have to give you the contact information.

Also when a case go's to them it costs the bank money (£500) so they will often roll over and pay up rather than a complaint going through.

It is also worth noting that many banks now run a policy of complaint scoring and should a branch get say one complaint over the limit and they can lose bonus payouts at branch, so it is worth complaining. I found out about that one in my dealings with Barclays, I was living in that branch so much I was invited out on the staff pissup's.

Of course there is nothing to stop people closing accounts and transferring to another bank their hard earned cash, just explain to the bank that they either get the money owed or off they go.

Ombudsman service is here:http://www.financial-ombudsman.org.uk/default.htm

Update: There may well be that the reason the good overtaxed, put upon people of this land lost this case is the curse of McCyclops striking again. It is well known that who or what ever the mono eye'd PM wishes luck to is utterly fucked, and so when Gordoom put his snotty fingers into the subject of banking charges...

The long-running court battle over bank charges could reach an early conclusion after the prime minister, Gordon Brown, told bank chiefs today to negotiate a solution and resolve the dispute "without further delay".

More than 1m reclaim requests over excessive bank fees and charges have been on hold since July 2007, following the start of a test case brought by the Office of Fair Trading against seven banks and one building society. The case has gone through the high court and the court of appeal and is currently in front of the newly created supreme court.

But in his first intervention in the case, Gordon Brown said : "I believe that a negotiated solution could be in everyone's best interests, and so we have called on the banks and the regulators to explore a quicker way to resolve this without further delay."

Ahhhh! That explains it all.

Close to 1 million people have been fucked today, fucked by the banks who they had to fund and fucked again when after appealing about charges have been told to fuck the fuck off.

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Just look at that piggy nose, the small chin and smug face that one could spend many a happy hour punching into a bloody mess; a face that shows all the signs of centuries of inbreeding and many of his ancestors confusing the words sister/brother with husband and wife.

Well Dismal as I shall call him has been making the news over his expenses and is also a member of the Commons Standards and Privileges committee.

Now before I get onto his expenses I shall mention that Dismal voted to protect MP's from freedom of information requests, after all we don't want the great unwashed scum who pay for all his perks finding out how much he blows(in every sense of the word). 

Anyway Dismal claimed £34,000 in second home expenses for a west London flat, which houses his girlfriend’s homeopathy surgery, while designating a property just a few miles away in his north London constituency as his main home.

He then “flipped” his second home designation to the north London property and claimed a further £31,000 after telling Commons officials that the west London flat had become his main residence.

In total, the Labour MP for Hendon split £65,000 in second home allowances between the two London properties over an eight-year period. He also used more than £1,000 in office expenses to pay his girlfriend to do casual work for him.

Yet another case of an MP using our money to pay a working girl, at least it was a woman and not a rentboy or farm animal.

I have laid into this champagne socialist pig before and pointed out how he loves the mass murdering scumbag Che Guevera, a chap who oppressed homosexuals and carried out executions of political opponents. He's also a fanboy of aged murderer Fidel. Still that's the sort of dim witted MP's we have in The Commons, daft fuckwits who sign fawning Early Day Motions for dead and near dead commies.

Yet with regards EDM's Dismoreal is the sort of slow witted buffoon that will sign an EDM against deporting Garry McKinnon to the US and then when it comes to a vote in The House of Commons not bother voting. A case of this inbred wankstain basking in the publicity of the case but then deciding not to bother doing anything of worth like, well voting something he is paid to do. I bet he would have voted if there was some more cash for MP's in it.

The sort of worthless, spineless, gutless sack of shit that can offer platitudes in favour of the troops and then vote against letting Gurkha's who took up arms for this land having the right to settle here.

So fuck the fuck off Dismoreal, the House of Commons deserves so much better than you.

Oh nearly forgot if you are like me, unhappy at Dismal pissing away your cash do drop him a mail @AndrewDismoreMP@parliament.uk

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Some time back I emailed Alan Johnson and commented on the 14th of this month that I had e-mailed the Home Sec. a day or so before with regards the case of Paul Clarke who was arrested for handing in a gun to the police.

Now yes I know that whilst the case is ongoing the Home Sec. can not make a comment on that but he - or one of the many staff working for him - could at least take the time to acknowledge a mail without going into case details.

So from the 14th (I also mentioned on the 17th that Postman Prat was taking his time in replying) to today the 24th not a thing, I just hope his deliveries of (snail)mail were not as slow when he was a postman; then again that might explain his move into politics.

My mail to Postman Prat.  The first post on Paul Clarke.

Alan Johnson, showing he is becoming just as crap at his job as the last holder of the office of Home Sec. one Jacqui Smith. Oh Postman Prat can be contacted @ johnsona@parliament.uk

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Stolen from Obo the clown's place.

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Just when you think government waste can not get worse they prove you wrong:

The Ministry of Defence has been criticised for spending £149 million on an “urgent” upgrade to 900 tanks that can still only be used for training.

The armoured vehicles will be used in Canada and Britain because they offer insufficient protection against mines in Afghanistan.

A defence source described the procurement, at a time when equipment shortages for troops have caused public anger, as a waste of money. “We certainly don’t need 900 of these things for training. It seems crazy to do this upgrade work on vehicles that are more than 40 years old and then put them into storage, which is what will happen to most of them,” he said.

Commanders in Afghanistan have frequently criticised the shortage of suitable armoured vehicles in the country, where 98 British soldiers have been killed this year alone.

Still no doubt Defence Sec. Bob "the knob" Ainsworth will have a fitting excuse. New Labour helping through their ineptitude the Taliban kill UK troops.

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Grumpy Old Twat points out that some fuckwits with no brain and a small penis who no doubt vote Labour and who think we are best placed to come out of recession, have complained about some Christmas ad for Mark & Spencer,

Apparently they claim its sexist and suchlike, just wait until they discover the joys of the internet. An so a mockery of the advert been produced by GOT. 

Offensive Marks and Spencer Christmas TV Advert
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New Labour bring in a new visa system to improve the system and cut down on fraud, yet the number of students has grown.

The number of students entering the UK from India and Bangladesh has risen sharply since a new visa system began, the BBC has learned.

The UK Border Agency had said it believed the total number of students was "roughly the same" as last year.

But a Freedom of Information request revealed the numbers entering from those countries, thought to be hotspots for bogus students, has tripled.

Officers said a significant number of those arriving on student visas had previously been denied entry to the UK, and they suspected that many had come here to work and not study.

One Heathrow-based whistleblower told the Donal MacIntyre programme that many so-called students could not speak English, and knew nothing about the courses they claimed to be studying.

Oh and how Labour scum helped create the immigration problem in the first place? Well Andrew Neather exposed Labour's policy of flooding the UK to enforce a multicultural nation and shoring up the Labour client voter base.

Between June and August 2008 (before the new system for students came into force), the British High Commissions in Mumbai, New Delhi and Dhaka issued 6,771 student visas.

During the same period this year (under the new points-based immigration system), the three offices issued 19,950 visas.

Then we have this nice little earner.

Immigrants who don’t understand English have been able to buy language certificates that give them the right to settle in Britain.

An investigation by The Sunday Times has found that staff at English language colleges in London and Birmingham have been offering migrants who speak little or no English Home Office-regulated English and Citizenship certificates for £250 each. Tests are rigged to allow almost anyone to pass.

Staff hand out crib sheets with questions and answers in English. Others let candidates write the sound of English words on the sheets in their own tongue, so the answers appear right, but they don’t know what they are saying.

Come election day all the imported voters under Labour will use there postal votes, a case of vote early and vote often.

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Questions are being asked over the picture that showed McCyclops jogging. Ever since Gordon Brown was photographed jogging in a London park earlier this month – his track suit bottoms tucked neatly into his socks, naturally – the paparazzi have been lying in wait, hoping, no doubt, for the first picture of the Prime Minister running out of puff.

So far, alas, their quarry has eluded them. Just as he had never been seen jogging before the photograph had been taken, he has not been seen since. Some members of the paparazzi are now muttering that the original picture must have been a stunt.

What is more, one tells Mandrake that it is a mystery who took it, as the photo was uncredited.

Matrix, the agency which furnished newspapers with the picture, will tell me only that it was not taken by one of their photographers. "It was supplied to us by someone who wished to preserve their anonymnity," says Tom Smedley, of the company.

Certainly the Nike trainers that the PM was wearing with the Air Max logo showed little sign of wear.

Now our fat waddling PM has claimed that he go's a running on a regular basis, something one look at his lardy saggy figure makes you question.

Porkie No.1:

Telling critics that their “hopes” that he would stand down were in vain, the Prime Minister insisted that he was fully fit to govern and went running regularly to maintain his health.

Porkie No.2:

“I am healthy and I am very fit. I run a lot to keep fit and I will continue to keep fit. "I keep going. I have got a job to do. I have got work to do."

And yet just one photo from a mystery source to show McSnotty waddling his way through the streets in jogging gear? Hmmmm, next they will claim that David Blunkett is a rally driver an his guide dog Sadie barks directions to him.

The fat fucker even had the nerve to bleat an complain about the press pointing out he was in fact a fat fucker who they mocked as such in cartoons.

He considers himself to be a political heavyweight, but it appears that Gordon Brown doesn't like being drawn as one. It has emerged this weekend that he has complained to newspaper cartoonists that they draw him on the rather large side – "fat" was the word the PM used.

Mr Brown is known to have brought the subject up with at least two national newspaper artists, including The Independent's Dave Brown, pulling them up on their portrayal of him and insisting: "I'm not that fat." A touch vain? Perhaps.

But, in complaining, he joins a host of image-conscious politicians who fret over the way in which they are parodied in the media.

Hat Tip tractor stats for the pic

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From the unveiling of a portrait of Mrs Thatcher.
Gordon Brown has banned television cameras from the unveiling of a portrait of Margaret Thatcher in Downing Street amid suspicions he is terrified of unflattering comparisons of their records.

Baroness Thatcher will effectively stage her own No 10 reunion when the painting by distinguished Royal artist Richard Stone is displayed in public for the first time. Most of the guests served with her in her Downing Street heyday - with Mr Brown the only Labour politician present.

No10 could not explain why the ceremony would take place behind closed doors. Friends of Lady Thatcher said she had no objection to cameras being there.

The decision is bound to prompt claims that Mr Brown does not relish the prospect of his two years of turmoil being compared to Lady Thatcher's 11 years of success.

I wonder if being paranoid is a symptom of his alleged use of  pills.  MAOIs - which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors - are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD. But they are potentially extremely dangerous. If the patient eats or drinks the wrong thing, they can result in death – hence the PM's "long list of forbidden foods".

If he thinks he has reason to be paranoid now just wait till the vile scum of New Labour are swept from power after the election.

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So the paddys are getting all high an mighty about Thierry Henry, being a French cheating handball cunt, never mind that the micks played like daft bog trotting inept cunts for most of the match. Oh no far better to blame the Frog's in a moment of cheating, yes he might have cheated but had been a cheat on the Irish side not a word would be heard from the cunts now pissing loudly about the cheating Frog cunt.

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"Maybe it is healthier but that should be people's choice and not because a pop star thinks farting cows and pigs herald the end of mankind" - Ukip MEP Paul Nuttall criticises Sir Paul McCartney's campaign to encourage meat eaters to go without flesh one day a week to cut greenhouse gases emitted by cattle.

Well said that man.

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Well aside from carjackers on drugs who run you down. Then we have muggers who punch kids in the face and loons who hack out eyeballs.

A land filled with tyre deflating characters, Where a previous Home Sec who liked kebabs admitted she was afraid to walk the streets, but all is all well, panic not.

We now have a former postman in charge of the Home Office, what can go wrong?....

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The furious wife of a two-timing Tory MP caught up in an expenses scandal said last night: 'It's his problem'.

Hurrah and a well fucking done to her, much respect to her

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The Grauniad reports. Harriet Harman, the Labour deputy leader, is to be charged with crashing her car while using a mobile phone.

A CPS spokeswoman said Harman would be charged with driving without due care and attention and driving while using a handheld mobile telephone. A court summons will be served on the MP for Camberwell and Peckham.

It will be interesting to see if the full weight of the law is brought against this woman, she has endangered life and should be banned and fined the maximum penalty.

This has made my evening, I shall be laughing about this whilst out tomorrow night.

Old Holborn has dug up some of her own words that will be coming back to haunt her:

"And sentencing too, is vital for public confidence. If a sentence is lenient – it needs to be explained. The opportunity is there for magistrates and judges to thank those in the agencies and the victim and witnesses for the part they have played in bringing the offender before the courts. That can be irrespective of the verdict and whether or not those referred to are physically there in court. Above all, sentences need to be explained. Particularly if it is lenient."

Indeed, the court of public opinion calls for a very strong punishment to be brought against such a high profile offender.

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Well off you go then!

Sir Hugh Orde, top overpaid cock at the APCO, hints that he'd quit if the Conservatives go ahead with plans to democratise control over local policing.

Go on, either sit down an take a shit or fuck the fuck off you overpaid preening quango wallah. Oh an don't let the taxpayer funded door slam you on the arse on the way out, you cunt.

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A woman from the http://www.floodforum.org.uk/ has been on BBC Pravda, blaming our spot of rain that has hit the UK on the religion of global warming.

Now I could not see any accounts filed with the charities commission, despite them recieving from The Environment Agency funding totaling £250,000 before cutting funding in December of 2007 according to their Wikipedia page.

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Well how'd he become king then?

He was elected by an a bunch of unelected foreign types to a job that we never had a chance to vote on, EU democracy in action.

He might as well have said "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king."

Oh and where has Baroness Ashton's (next to the EU King) chin vanished?

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The prudent, no more boom and bust, no breaking my golden rule, saviour of the banks Chancellor/Unelected PM James Gordon "McSnotty" Brown breaks the UK economy.
A record crash in tax receipts and spiralling public spending has left Britain heading for the largest budget deficit of any leading nation.

Figures yesterday revealed the Government borrowed £11.4billion in October - an astonishing 88 times the amount for the same month last year.

International watchdogs urged rapid spending cuts and tax rises as it emerged that revenue tumbled by an alarming 10 per cent in the first seven months of the fiscal year.

The dismal public finance figures took the total for the fiscal year so far to £86.9billion, equivalent to around £1,400 for every man, woman and child in Britain.

The shortfall was caused by a bigger than expected rise in public spending, which jumped 10 per cent to reach £48.6billion, combined with the slump in tax revenues.

The Government's accumulated national debt now stands at £829.7billion, equivalent to 59.2 per cent of gross domestic product, the highest peace-time level on record.

OECD warned there is a danger of further declines in house prices. And it said unemployment, which stands at 7.8 per cent now, or 2.46 million people, will rise to 9.3 per cent in 2010 and 9.5 per cent in 2011.

Business borrowing has plunged at its fastest rate since records began a decade ago.
In September, the amount handed out to firms struggling to survive the recession dropped 6 per cent, compared with the same month last year.

Experts say the dramatic fall is due to a combination of small firms not being given money by banks, and large firms deciding not to take up their credit facilities because they are shelving expansion plans.

Debt under vile Labour filth rising at over £6000 pounds a second, Gordonomics in action folks.

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.


With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.


Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

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Tory chairman of parliamentary standards committee David Curry to stand down amid expenses inquiry. The Telegraph headlines the allegations with The Tory MP, his mistress and £300,000 for love nest. David Curry has of course followed the now standard practice of reporting himself to the standards commissioner. he has denied some of the allegations claiming the 'love nest' was a required second home for constituency business.

I wonder if he claimed the cost of cleaning the semen stains off of the sheets back from the taxpayers? After all he was happy to claim lots of our money for funding his humping home. 


Odds on we shall find out he claimed the furry handcuffs, inflatable sheep and assorted sexual aids have all been bought and stuck down as "cleaning" on his expenses. 

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An actual quote from my local liar and part time MP, Paul Flynn: "I have no personal gripe here as the Telegraph named me one of five 'Expenses Angels'. It was because of evidence that I submitted to Kelly."

Now as I have covered his expenses here before (see the sidebar), I will just add that the Telegraph in this instance got it wrong.

Quite simply when an MP claims back all their travel, utilities, pays the interest on their second home and clears more in expenses than they earn in a year(£64K a year basic wage) and in real terms pay less tax than a minimum wage worker; the word angel is not one I would use.

I am sure you can all think of far more appropriate words for Mr Flynn, after all its your money he is wasting...

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This is reported as a good thing on BBC Pravda.

Some of the world's poorest countries are to receive a cash injection of £1.5m from the UK government to help improve road safety.

Road accidents are now a bigger cause of death than malaria in developing countries, with one person dying on the roads every 30 seconds.

The funding will pay for pedestrian crossings and better road markings.

It was announced at the first ministerial global road safety summit, which was held in Moscow.

Minister for Development Gareth Thomas said the road safety statistics in developing countries were "shocking".

No Gareth, the waste of our tax money on shit like this is shocking. Mind you, Gareth has a long history of wasting cash as I pointed out before.

He also voted to keep MP sleaze out of the media. This odious little scumbag also thinks pissing away your cash on kitchen equipment is a viable expense worthy of an MP. Aside from that he claims for cleaning, not sure if cleaning is a term used in MP land for money on rent boys? Dips into the free food allowance of £400 a month despite being paid £64K as an MP, oh an claims his utility bills back off of you.

Remember folks every penny these cunts waste adds to the £6000+ quid a second being added to the national debt.

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