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ID cards post 87 billion or somesuch.

What the fuck, is going the fuck on?

First up we have every sodding excuse by lardy arsed Home Sec. Jackboot, telling us at great expense that ID cards were the best thing since sliced bread. Fucking PR, spin and bullshit by the cartload, telling us that folk were coming in their pants at the thought of spending their cash to be logged by HM Govt.

Now the idea of making ID cards compulsory has been scrapped by former postman an now Home Secretary Alan Johnston.

So they will keep them and no one will buy one, then the idea will be quiety flushed down the shitter at some point.

So after fucking billions of pounds of your money, that could have paid for hospitals, extra police on the beat; they now realise the public hate the idea and they want to pretend it was all someone elses fault what with an election coming up.

Cunts, utter cunts all of them.
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Ed Balls aka Piers Fletcher-Dervish throws a strop, the lying cunt.

Dof of the cap to Therantingkingpenguin for this one in The Spectator

Well blinkey is not a happy chap, shit happens. Still who can blame him for the best part of 12 years they have had the media sucking their socialist cocks and hardly daring to question their views.

Aside from the BBC and Polly cunting Toynbee the rest of the media is starting to wise up.

Still Ed seems to think his shouting the odds and demanding that the Spectator not call him a liar but remove the post will work.

But aside from being a liar Ed is also a fuckwit, not your normal red rosette grade fuckwit but a weapons grade fuckwit, a fuckwits fuckwit.

As I stated before, Ed Balls is a sure sign that some gene pools have been allowed to stagnate and interbreed far to much.
A chinless New Labour wonder that shows that in some parts of the country inbreeding is still a major lifestyle choice.

A fuckwit that sees nothing wrong with using a car to take him 150 yards.

The sort of fuckwit that utters the words so what.



A fuckwit who stated that lessons had been learned after the death of Baby P and then was proven wrong.



In the words of Devil's Kitchen:
Ed Balls: this man is an unmitigated cunt. And not the good type of cunt, the kind that attractive ladies have between their legs. Oh, no. This man is the worst cunt in the world—a diseased, unkempt, unwashed, scabby, Polly Toynbee cunt, with big pointy fucking teeth. The cunt.
Fuck off Ed, just fuck off and die.
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Gordonomics in action, or should that be inaction.

Dive, dive dive as UK economy shrank at fastest rate in 50 years.

The Office for National Statistics (ONS) said the economy actually shrank by 2.4pc in the first quarter compared with the final three months of 2008, much more sharply than its first estimate of 1.9pc.

ONS records show that the last time the British economy contracted by more than 2.4pc was in the second quarter of 1958 when gross domestic product fell by 2.6pc and Harold Macmillan was in Downing Street.

According to Gordon & his sockpuppet Darling we are supposed to be recovering by July, one day to go and all will be well. Then full production of tractorstats will be met...
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Rt Hon. Keith Vaz MP, jumping on dead pedophile bandwagon.

It was just a matter of time before an MP attempted to bask in the reflected glory of a pedophile, dead musician.

Link to EDM
MICHAEL JACKSON, 1958-2009
29.06.2009


Vaz, Keith

That this House celebrates the life and music of Michael Jackson; commends the role his music has played in uniting people from different cultures and challenging racial division in the US and around the world; notes that he sold an estimated 750 million records worldwide and won 13 Grammy awards during his career; applauds his support for many charitable causes; and hopes that his legacy will endure through his fans and his music.

Well there you go, Keith who loves his expenses and for us to pay for his life of indolence and ease, who was involved in sleaze before and who has a very dubious voting record.

  • Keith voted to keep MP expenses: (the so called John Lewis list) link
  • Keith voted to intern people for 42 days, the contemptable little cunt that he is: link
  • Keith is in favour of all black shortlists: link
  • Oh and he fucked the taxpayers of the UK - thats you and me - for some £148,235 in expense for the year 2006/07, that is on top of his wages as an MP: link
Keith Vaz a typical sleazy, inept, whitey hating, duplicitous cuntwaft of an MP. No wonder the UK is fucked with turds like this shit running the show.

Still Franky Boyle had the right idea, click here to read Boyle’s views on Jackson.
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Rt Hon. Paul Flynn MP - Newport deserves better.

Thanks to english rose for the pic of Flynn.
My utter contemptable shit of an MP is bleating on about Tory councillors, yet still nothing on when this thief will repay his stolen monies; sorry I forgot legalised fraud and theft are part of the average Labour MP's perks whilst bleating on about the nasty baby eating Tories.

Still you Mr Flynn as an MP enjoy the privilage of free telly, no council tax, no utility bills, upto £400 a month food and a cool £64 grand a year to fill the back pocket.

You feel the need to fiscally rape the taxpayer for legal expenses to cover yourself in a legal case that you had many chances to walk away from before it ever got to court. Yet still nothing on when the libel case losing hoon is going to reform his own expenses and start by paying back the £10,000 he took to cover his legal expenses in the libel case.

He gets himself into a civil matter, he should pay for it.

Keep on attempting to shift the issues off your expenses Flynn, I shall keep on mentioning it between now and when you are kicked out of office come election day. We the public are not going to get collective amnesia and forget his graft, sleaze and years of lies.

That also includes your parasite of a wife also paid from public funds as your senior secretary.
First up Flynn, why should we have to pay for your libel case? height="500" width="100%" > value="http://d.scribd.com/ScribdViewer.swf?document_id=16561869&access_key=key-1hsctur4478wmfayns5y&page=1&version=1&viewMode=">
Flynn claimed expenses on the solicitor fees!
Also thanks to the Telegraph we know that he stole "within the rules" a cool £7,052 for new kitchen, as well as work back in 2006 on his kitchen coming to £1580, a cool £1,153 on carpets and £1,200 decoration for his London property in 2005.
Then he sold this and moved to a new £275,000 flat. He also claimed £9,629 in stamp duty and fees.
Then we have £1000 deposit on kitchen equipment, charged to the taxpayer. In 2006 he charged the taxpayers £1201.90 on decorating his humble abode.
Also £16,958.00 2nd home allowance, £13,913.00 on office costs, £92,902.00 staffing costs, £202.00 central stationary, £510.00 stationary & postage. £1,209.00 IT provision, £7,171.00 on communications, £8,096.00 travel, £140,961.00 total.
He also claimed back mortgage interest of £215.00, claimed back water utilities of £26.07, electricity £27,00, council Tax £89.33, television service £16.50 although the good thing is that at his advanced age he will soon qualify for a free telly licence!
Also £1745 on a sofa and a chair. £189 on a bathroom cabinet.
One ravel small sofa bed beige, costing £750 quid and a vanilla pluto chair costing £995 quid. Well it is natural wood.
Then we have one tv table £150, one side table £90, a dining table & four chairs both £150 quid.
One leather look manager chair coming to £64.98.
He also ordered Mac OS X version 10.4 Tiger @ £89.00 - he could have used Linux which is free but still at least its not Windows.
£424 on a bed for his aged corpse.
So free cable, free telly, no council tax, furniture free, stamp duty paid, his kitchen re-done at taxpayer expense. Oh it must be so difficult to struggle on a humble £64 grand a year as a backbench MP.
I wonder how folk manage without those perks, like the millions laid off under Labour and who are now reliant on benefits Mr Flynn?
Oh lastly I would remind Mr Flynn of his false anger towards the Telegraph, whilst cherry picking figures from non Labour MP's to show on his webshyte. All the while he said not a word on his own huge expenses and taxpayer funded lifestyle.
Here is Flynn's apology, posted on his webshyte and now vanished but saved by me.
On this website in February this year, I made certain statements referring to Endowment Justice Limited, one of the companies which offers assistance in obtaining compensation for those people who were mis-sold endowment policies. I have been campaigning against companies providing professional services in relation to endowment policy compensation claims, but my facts about Endowment Justice were incorrect. As a result, I wrongly accused the company and its directors Nick Keca, Marianne Fitzjohn and Graeme Webber of having previously mis-sold endowment policies and now dishonestly overcharging those self-same victims to help them obtain compensation. I am happy to clarify that neither Endowment Justice Ltd or any of its directors were ever involved in any aspect of endowment policy selling. It was therefore false and unfair to suggest that they had profited from the historic mis-selling of endowment policies. I was also incorrect in stating that Endowment Justice, which offers its services in recovering compensation on a “no-win, no-fee” basis, could charge its customers up to 40% of any compensation gained. Endowment Justice in fact charge customers 17.5% plus VAT or 22.5% plus VAT of any compensation gained. I was wrong to give the unintended impression that the company or its directors acts in any way improperly or unlawfully in providing services to those seeking compensation for endowment policy mis-selling. I would like to apologise to Endowment Justice for my allegations, and to Mr. Keca, Ms. Fitzjohn and Mr. Webber for any embarrassment or distress caused by my false remarks.
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Hurrah. Well done Frank Corti.

OAP shows New Labour scum the real meaning of being touch on crime.

A knife-wielding burglar got a shock when he attacked a pensioner in his home - a couple of right hooks to the face.

Gregory McCalium had not realised that victim Frank Corti was a retired boxer.

This police mugshot of 23-year-old McCalium, taken soon after he was arrested at Mr Corti's home, shows the facial injuries the OAP inflicted as he made a citizen's arrest.

Today, McCalium is beginning a four-and-a-half year prison sentence after a judge told him he 'got what he deserved.'

A court heard how Mr Corti - who served with the Royal Engineers in North Africa from 1956-58 - was at home with his wife Margaret at the time of the incident.

McCalium, a neighbour, smashed his way into the couple's home and lunged at Mr Corti with a blade.

The pensioner dodged the knife and punched the intruder twice in the face, leaving him with a black eye and swollen lip.

He then restrained McCalium until police arrived.

After the sentencing, Mr Corti said: 'We are very pleased (with the sentence) because our life was severely disrupted by the incident and we are pleased he won't be troubling us for a few years.

Indeed, he will be the prison bitch and be seeing more pricks than a room filled with porcupines.

Well done again to Mr Corti, I shall be raising a glass to him when out next.
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Another sleaze story. Huge contract go's to Gill Rider who just happens to work for Gordon Brown.

Gosh it must of been all of a whole day or two since the last one.

No surprise that Arthue Anderson/Accenture have their fingers in this pie, they were in the old De Lorean story years back and barred from any government work by the Tories under Thatcher.

I wonder if Lord Fondlebum is going to get involved in this one? Or that other fine upstanding peer lord E-Mailer of Amstrad.

A legal battle was looming last night over the £400million contract to produce new hi-tech passports.

A losing bidder is threatening action over the fact that one of Gordon Brown's senior mandarins is a director of the firm which won the contract.

Gill Rider, a leading member of the Cabinet Office, not only directs the hiring of senior civil servants but is also director of De La Rue printers, which last week secured the job of producing biometric passports.

Rival firm 3M, furious that its bid was rejected, is considering a legal challenge based on potential conflict of interest.

Miss Rider, 54, the £200,000-a-year Cabinet Office director general of leadership and people strategy, was in charge of civil service recruitment when two of her former colleagues were appointed to top jobs in the newly created Identity and Passport Service.

She was also a board member of De La Rue when the bidding for the passports began, would be jailed for six months unless he gave a full disclosure of his finances by September and although she briefly stepped down from the printing firm, she returned on the very day it was awarded the £400million contract last week.

A senior source at 3M Security Printing and Systems Ltd, an American-owned company headed by Yorkshireman George Buckley, said: 'We have been advised by the Identity and Passport Service of their decision, but we have concerns about the decision making process. We are actively considering whether a legal challenge is merited.'

Another source at 3M, which produces sensitive social security forms for the Government, said: 'Our chief executive is spitting bullets over this.

'The award of this massive contract stinks to high heaven - and Gill Rider has a lot of questions to answer.'
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The curse of Jonah Brown to hit Andy Murray?!

Oh dear, this is not good news.

Andy Murray who many think is going to win the tennis this year, has met the snot gobbler and has recieved the kiss of death from PM Gordon.

This from Andy Murray:
"We chatted briefly, he seemed to know pretty much about everything that was going on and I guess he had the understanding that the tennis tour wasn't solely about Wimbledon. He just wished me luck for the season, not Wimbledon."
Fucksocks. Was going to stick some money on Murray to win but screw that.

I hope the curse holds off but the moment Gordo wishes someone luck, the fuckup fairy comes to visit shortly after....

Here are a few examples of Gordon Brown's wishing people well.
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gordon brown keeps uk nationals out of work and creates debt.

Two posts here, do spend the time to read them both, they show the fiscal mess and immigration mess that Gordon has landed us in.
From The Spectator, which shows how Gordon set out to create a boom based on smoke and mirrors.

As promised, here’s the full story of those immigration statistics that I obtained from the ONS. In our new e-world, I can pass on all the results to you – and they’re worth discussing. The figures show the extent to which Brown’s “boom” was a mirage built not just on debt, but foreign labour.

Most seriously, we can see a deep dysfunctionality in the UK labour market. Our system keeps millions on benefits (never less than 5 million have been on some kind of benefits since 1997) while meeting the needs of expanding the economy with a limitless supply of industrious immigrant labour. This means that the direct link between a growing economy and combating poverty is broken – and this is a serious development that demands attention.

The ONS results are here, in a pdf*. The key finding: there are fewer British-born workers in the first quarter of 2009 than Q1 of 1997. The trend of employers preferring immigrants, which we saw during the boom, has become more marked still during the bust.

Without a doubt, immigration has been the largest change of the Labour years – the ratio of immigrant workers has almost doubled in the private sector and the economy overall as the below graph shows. This means the UK’s the overall mix of immigrants is up there with that of America – a change not taken deliberately, or with any debate, but something that happened by accident and which ministers are still struggling to understand.

I count myself as a supporter of immigration. But there is no doubt that mass immigration has given ministers the option of ignoring our own unemployed. If we didn’t have this unending tap of motivated workers then Britain would be forced to confront the fact that so many of its workers are being incentivised to do nothing by the welfare state. Here’s what the benefit tally, including ‘hidden unemployment’, has looked like in the last decade – using the DWP’s definition of out-of-work benefits.

At no point in the boom did the number on out-of-work benefits fall below five million souls. Almost half have been on welfare for five years or more – and are, therefore, statistically more likely to die than to work again. As I say, were it not for immigration, we’d be forced to confront this problem or our economy would not grow. When I was a business journalist in the late 1990s, I remember writing stories about how bus companies were recruiting in homeless shelters because they couldn’t find the staff. The people in those shelters were being offered structure to their lives, from an employer forced by economic conditions to deal with the greater risk they pose. It was a sign of economic growth addressing social problems – as it should be.

But mass immigration has broken this link. It meant Gordon Brown could actually afford to keep so many million on benefits, as tax receipts were being generated by comparative newcomers. It was a lot easier than trying to reform welfare. Scandalously, that’s what Brown did. To my mind, it is the most contemptible failure of his time as Chancellor. He had the money, the economic boom, to sort out the welfare dependency that afflicts so many communities in Britain. But he took the easy, short term route.

To use that analogy the Prime Minister is so fond of deploying, he walked on by on the other side. Why get your hands (and poll ratings) dirty with welfare reform when you can rely on immigrants to keep the economy growing and tax receipts flowing? And who wants to end up with disabled people chaining themselves to the railings of parliament, as happened when Blair tried welfare reform? Brown took the easy option. And his short-termism has condemned millions to worklessness and poverty who might otherwise have escaped it.

This matters for Cameron, because he will inherit Brown’s dysfunctional labour market – one distinguished by its striking failure to provide that now-notorious Brown slogan “British jobs for British workers”. What if, when the recovery comes, the economy just sucks in more immigrants and the huge surge in dole numbers is never properly reversed?

That’s why immigration matters. You can’t understand the UK labour market, or the pernicious nature of the UK welfare state, without it.

The Brown economic model has spectacularly failed to provide British jobs for British workers – this is yet another one of his empty promises that a Tory government will have to fulfill. But unless the Tories work out how employment, welfare and immigration are interlinked they will be destined to repeat the same scandalous failure of the Brown years.

PS All immigration data is from the Labour Force Survey, a Eurostat-mandated study conducted by the ONS which defines immigrant in its most basic sense – ie, ‘foreign born’. No categoriation is perfect, and this of course captures some Brits like Boris Johnson who were born abroad. I also exclude pension-aged people from the study - it's working-age only. The trend of pensioners returning to work is a topic all by itself.


I covered his boom and bust before when I pointed out that in fact it started on Gordons watch....Shocked by the parliamentary expenses scandal and suffering from the recession, British voters have shown their displeasure with Gordon Brown's government. Labour was trounced in local and European elections earlier this month.

Despite this electoral drubbing, Labour lawmakers expressed their confidence in the prime minister on June 8. Given his supposedly successful management of the economy while chancellor of the exchequer, the majority felt that he was best qualified to lead Britain out of the recession, which, they claim, was caused by external forces, not by Mr. Brown's policies.

The facts show otherwise. Britain's economic downturn began when its house price and household debt bubbles inevitably burst, beginning with the run on Northern Rock in September 2007. These bubbles had swollen to higher levels, relative to average price and income levels respectively, than in the U.S. and other major economies.

In relation to their long-term average, British house prices soared by 88.5% between 1997 and 2007, according to the OECD. In the U.S. the rise was 64.5%. Britain's household debt rose to 176.9% of disposable income in 2007 from 104.8% in 1997. During the same period, U.S. household debt rose only to 105.8% of disposable income from 64.3% in 1997. The increases in Germany and France were considerably lower.

Gordon Brown tolerated and even encouraged the formation of these bubbles for several reasons. The traditional sources of Britain's economic strength, the mining and manufacturing industries, shrank during his term as chancellor. Total mining sector output, including oil and natural gas, dropped by 31% between 2000 and 2007. Total manufacturing production was stagnant during this period.

The gross value, in inflation-adjusted prices, of output from all production industries combined fell by 3% between 2000 and 2007. Their employment level dropped by nearly 1.1 million over the same period. These trends were not an inevitable result of shifts in comparative advantages that are said to occur in advanced economies. Real manufacturing output rose at an average annual rate of 2.2% in the U.S., 1.2% in Germany and 1.1% in France between 2000 and 2006, according to the World Bank.
Eager to achieve the illusion of steady progress in the overall economy, Mr. Brown needed the rapid expansion of financial services, and the real estate and business services industries. Their output soared by 48% and 33% respectively from 2000 to 2007, compared with 19% for the overall economy. Their combined employment level reached nearly 6.7 million in 2007, an increase of more than one million.

Rapid expansion of consumer credit in turn boosted demand for wholesale and retail products and services. The booming financial and real estate sectors, with their inflated salaries, bonuses, and profits generated by unsustainably rapid credit growth, also filled Mr. Brown's tax coffers.

Thus, despite the decline in corporate and personal income and national insurance tax revenues from the production industries, he was able to fulfill Labour's 1997 election promise of expanding public services. The output of health and social services increased by 26.3% from 2000 to 2007. Employment in the category "other service activities," which includes public administration and government services, grew by 1.3 million between 2000 and 2007, reaching almost 10 million -- nearly a third of all British jobs.

So the boom in the financial and real estate sectors served Mr. Brown's political interests well. And he was by no means a passive bystander to their growth. He urged them along in several policy speeches. Introducing on April 1, 2005, a policy document entitled "Homebuy: Expanding the Opportunity to Own," he insisted that "this Britain of ambition and aspiration is a Britain where more and more people must and will have the chance to own their own homes."

Ignoring the inability of many house buyers to pay their mortgages, he touted this message to City bankers in successive annual speeches at the Mansion House in London, promising them "light-touch regulation." Already in 1997 he transferred the responsibility for bank regulation from the Bank of England to the inexperienced Financial Services Authority. He also curbed the central bank's ability to keep asset inflation in check by removing housing costs from the price index.

Mr. Brown also repeatedly praised the City's "innovative skills," bragging in 2006 that it was responsible for 40% of the world's over-the-counter derivatives trade -- which includes the now infamous repackaged subprime mortgages. He gave financial institutions a false sense of security by telling them on June 16, 2004, that "I am determined to ensure that we can lock in greater stability not just for a year, or for an economic cycle, but in this generation."

With this assurance from the chancellor, how could anyone expect bankers to forego juicy profits and bonuses by avoiding innovative but unduly risky practices? Because of the large size and global reach of Britain's financial sector, and the many newfangled financial instruments it created and marketed, Mr. Brown cannot honestly deny all responsibility for Britain's recession.

Given these historic facts, Britain's Labour legislators should think again about sticking with the prime minister. Choosing a new leader with integrity and managerial competence is the party's best chance to win greater respect from voters.

Mr. Marsden, a member of the Council of the Centre for Policy Studies, was formerly an operations adviser at the World Bank and senior economist at the International Labor Organization.

Here is another little gem that shows there are parts of the UK which have now become more dependent on state spending than Cuba!

Around two out of every three pounds spent in the North East and Wales will come from the taxpayer next year. And only the southern half of England will rely on private business and enterprise for most of its spending.
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PC thought policing under New Labour.

Civil servants have sent out thousands of bogus job applications to businesses in an effort to expose racism.

Ministers were under fire last night for backing the research project which was condemned as 'unethical and underhand'.

The applications were written with false identities to see whether firms were unfairly rejecting jobhunters with foreign-sounding names.
When will government grasp that the jobsmarket is perfectly capable of resolving itself, not needing the all guiding hand of the uber-state.
Solicitor General Vera Baird said initial results suggested 'there was quite a strong sense that there is race discrimination going on'.
Gosh! Really Vera. Maybe people would be more concerned by your hogging of their hard earned tax money. You know, like the £4,570 bill for furniture you put in, or the £349 claimed for a metal wall sculpture. Oh and the tens of thousands of pounds of public money to pay for a new roof, flooring, windows and a porch at Vera's second home. Just raising a point is all.
Ministers already spend £70million a year on an equality quango, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, which is charged with investigating alleged racism among employers.

But the fake job application scheme was devised within the Department of Work and Pensions, the ministry responsible for paying most benefits and trying to get the jobless back into work.
Its Secretary of State Yvette Cooper presides over an Ethnic Minority and Employment Task Force which devised the trick 'research'.
So right, lets see if I have this right. New Labour already blow a huge wedge on one quango staffed with timeservers bleating on about "is it cos I is black." and then decided to do their own research at yet more expense to the taxpayer.

Mind thats the same Mrs Ed "flipper" Balls who along with her husband had been accused of using the £24,000 second home allowance given to MP's to pay for a modest £655,000 home in North London.
Officials conducted the exercise by putting in two or more applications for each of 1,000 job vacancies.
CVs would be similar, but the applications would be signed either with a traditional British name or one that looked as if it belonged to an applicant from an ethnic minority.
Employers who offered interviews to the fake applicants were put through to a mobile phone number, where their offer was declined.
Now the flaws with this are just so obvious, yet I shall list them. First off with regards picking staff, how do they know that because the ethnic minority name was not picked that the employer is a fully paid up member of the BNP?

Sometimes its the first one on the pile of CV's that gets called in. Also who is to say that someone with a traditional British sounding name is white?

Still not that wasting money or facts for that matter, have ever got in the way of this shower of shit finding ever more strange ways to piss away money.

But this is where this tale becomes even more strange, we see that HM Govt is actively planning to discriminate against the majority population.
Miss Harman also wants to use her Equality Bill to get more women, black and disabled people on to the boards of public bodies through active discrimination.

She wants to increase the ratio of female and ethnic minorities among 18,500 board members on the 1,200 organisations accountable to the Government.

Such public groups include the Big Lottery Fund, English Heritage and the Gambling Commission.

Under the Bill, ministers making such appointments could discriminate against equally-qualified white males without fear of being sued.
There you go, state quota's no need for ability. Feel free to complain as the state can then ignore your complaint and no doubt claim your racist for daring to speak up against being discriminated against.

Gareth Elliott of the British Chambers of Commerce said his organisation has advised against the ' unethical' research.

'We are completely shocked to hear the DWP has gone ahead,' he said. 'Businesses have enough on their plate without having to deal with the underhand tactics of the DWP.'

Maybe we should all apply for a job, then when turned down claim to have some ethnic minority ancestry? Sounds like a plan.

From now on, on every application form I fill in I shall be not ticking the white box.

A tick in the transgender box and I am sure I will be starting my non job on Monday, cheers Harperson.
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Coffee mornings banned.

A group of pensioners have been banned from holding a coffee morning at a public library for health and safety reasons - in case they spill hot drinks on children.

The seven members of the Over 50s coffee morning have been meeting every Tuesday for the past four years without incident at the Eye Library in Eye, near Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.

But council officials have now axed the meetings claiming that toddlers from a nearby nursery who use the library at the same time could be injured if hot coffee spilt on them.

I seriously think that before long some state employed nonce will release a guidebook that we shall all have to read and sign for, before we are allowed to take a fucking shit.
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A cheap joke at Madelsnakes expense.

Found this and thought of Lord Fondlebum. The original can be found here.

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Nick Raynsford grasping champagne socialist.

Whats the odds that doddery old libel losing fucker Rt Hon. Paul Flynn MP & hoon, who loves to bleat about baby eating Tories holding multiple jobs will say absolutely fuck about about the former homes minister who is a Labour MP.

About as likely as him repaying the £10 thousand stolen to cover his legal costs, or maybe the £7 grand of our money pissed away on doing up his fucking kitchen.

Nick Raynsford earned £148,000 last year by holding down six senior positions with commercial companies and industry bodies.

The posts are all linked to the areas of expertise and contacts that he acquired whilst serving in Tony Blair's government as minister for housing, local government and the fire service between 1997 and 2005.

A declaration of earnings provided by Mr Raynsford shows that last year he also earned:
– £33,000 as chairman of the recruitment firm Rockpools, which specialises in filling senior public sector posts;
– £18,750 as non-executive director of the housing information provider Hometrack, for "advising the company on relevant housing matters and attendance at board meetings";
– £9,000 as president of the building training agency Constuctionarium, for "advising the organisation on the development of its activities";
– £7,000 as non-executive director of the Fire Protection Association; and
– more than £5,000 from writing for Building magazine and the Municipal Journal.

The payouts all came on top of parliamentary salary of £64,766 which Mr Raynsford earned as the backbench Labour MP for Greenwich & Woolwich, in south east London.
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Denis MacShane yet more expenses, laptops this time.


Labour MP Denis MacShane is facing further questions over his expenses after it was revealed that he claimed for eight laptop computers in just three years.

According to Commons files, the controversial former Europe Minister used his office expenses to claim more than £5,900 for the machines between March 2005 and January last year.

The computers, which cost between £498 and £1,276 each, are in addition to technical equipment provided to MPs by Parliamentary authorities.

During the three-year period, Mr MacShane also claimed for a £212 Palm Pilot and three digital cameras worth up to £300 each. Five of the laptops were claimed for in November, December or January, and two of the receipts come from a Dixons tax-free airport store.

Hardly the first time Denis has been caught ripping off the proles.....Labour MP Denis MacShane has claimed nearly £20,000 a year in expenses for an office based in the garage of his South Yorkshire home.

The former Europe Minister has claimed £125,000 over the past seven years to cover the costs of running his official constituency base from the shabby-looking garage of his semi-detached home in Rotherham.

His most recent claim was for £18,400.

The £125,000 was claimed over an eight-year period, during which Mr MacShane also claimed about £135,000 in second-home allowances, although it is not clear if any of that went on his Rotherham house.

Still this is the lazy cunny who was having a cry and throwing his toys about because he had to do some work rather than cunting about fawning over the tv coverage of Obama becoming President.
I was saddened to leave Mr Obama's world historic speech in order to feed Conservative isolationism by voting in a division on a vote to take note of European Union policy on the financial crisis. There was no decision impacting on UK law or government decisions but the Tories are so obsessed against Europe they called a division just after Mr Obama had begin his speech. I hope our friends in America take note that David Cameron would rather have UK legislators voting symbolically against Europe rather than listening to President Obama's historic speech.
Still Denis can't complain to much as he did vote to keep that nice second home allowance for MP's.
He also don't like liberties that much having voted for the poorly drafted 42 days bill
Not the first time he has talked wank either.


All in all a typical champagne swilling socialist who would rather live the high life watching telly at our expense, rather than do a days work.

Very socialist indeed brother MacShane.

All New Labour MP's are thieving lying scum, hiding their expense, expense paid for from our taxes. Part of a nomenklatura supporting a leader out of touch with reality.
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Here we go its quick fix policy announcement time.

Teachers will be able to take parents of unruly pupils to court, under plans being considered by ministers.

Children's Secretary Ed Balls is expected to toughen up enforcement of Home-School Agreements as part of a crackdown on misbehaviour.

Schools will get stronger powers to ask for the imposition of parenting orders, which could mean families being forced to attend classes to learn how to control their offspring.

Can't see it happening myself, yet more paperwork and just wait till little Tarquin or Lucinda gets some expert to explain in court that they are in fact not feral fucker in need a long overdue slap but in fact has some disorder - OCD seems to be a popular one these days.

Yet again we will be seeing another raft of good sounding policy announcements and they will all be watered down and/or dropped in record time.

Still it is house flipper Ed Balls, New Labours very own Piers-Fletcher Dervish.
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Paul Flynn - Newport deserves better.

My libel case losing MP bleats on his webshyte "Tomorrow I will lock horns with a moonlighting Tory MP on the subject of MPs second jobs."

So still not going to pay back all the stolen money then I see, oh sorry I forgot legalised fraud and theft are part of the average Labour MP's perks whilst bleating on about the nasty baby eating Tories.

Still you Mr Flynn as an MP enjoy the privilage of free telly, no council tax, no utility bills, upto £400 a month food and a cool £64 grand a year to fill the back pocket.

You feel the need to fiscally rape the taxpayer for legal expenses to cover yourself in a legal case that you had many chances to walk away from before it ever got to court. Yet still nothing on when the libel case losing hoon is going to reform his own expenses and start by paying back the £10,000 he took to cover his legal expenses in the libel case.

He gets himself into a civil matter, he should pay for it.

He talks about poverty without any real knowledge of what that means any more. All he can do is attempt to score points off other MP's and hope we all get some collective amnesia and forget his graft, sleaze and years of lies.

Well no I for one will keep on until Flynn is gone, an that includes his parasite of a wife also paid from public funds. Champagne socialism is alive and well in Newport Labour, especially as his wife is also "employed" as his senior secretary.
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Flynn claimed expenses on the solicitor fees!

Also thanks to the Telegraph we know that he stole "within the rules" a cool £7,052 for new kitchen, as well as work back in 2006 on his kitchen coming to £1580, a cool £1,153 on carpets and £1,200 decoration for his London property in 2005.

Then he sold this and moved to a new £275,000 flat. He also claimed £9,629 in stamp duty and fees.

Then we have £1000 deposit on kitchen equipment, charged to the taxpayer. In 2006 he charged the taxpayers £1201.90 on decorating his humble abode.

Also £16,958.00 2nd home allowance, £13,913.00 on office costs, £92,902.00 staffing costs, £202.00 central stationary, £510.00 stationary & postage. £1,209.00 IT provision, £7,171.00 on communications, £8,096.00 travel, £140,961.00 total.

He also claimed back mortgage interest of £215.00, claimed back water utilities of £26.07, electricity £27,00, council Tax £89.33, television service £16.50 although the good thing is that at his advanced age he will soon qualify for a free telly licence!

Also £1745 on a sofa and a chair. £189 on a bathroom cabinet.

One ravel small sofa bed beige, costing £750 quid and a vanilla pluto chair costing £995 quid. Well it is natural wood.

Then we have one tv table £150, one side table £90, a dining table & four chairs both £150 quid.
One leather look manager chair coming to £64.98.

He also ordered Mac OS X version 10.4 Tiger @ £89.00 - he could have used Linux which is free but still at least its not Windows.

£424 on a bed for his aged corpse.

So free cable, free telly, no council tax, furniture free, stamp duty paid, his kitchen re-done at taxpayer expense. Oh it must be so difficult to struggle on a humble £64 grand a year as a backbench MP.

I wonder how folk manage without those perks, like the millions laid off under Labour and who are now reliant on benefits Mr Flynn?

Oh lastly I would remind Mr Flynn of his false anger towards the Telegraph, whilst cherry picking figures from non Labour MP's to show on his webshyte. All the while he said not a word on his own huge expenses and taxpayer funded lifestyle.

Here is Flynn's apology, posted on his webshyte and now vanished but saved by me.
On this website in February this year, I made certain statements referring to Endowment Justice Limited, one of the companies which offers assistance in obtaining compensation for those people who were mis-sold endowment policies. I have been campaigning against companies providing professional services in relation to endowment policy compensation claims, but my facts about Endowment Justice were incorrect. As a result, I wrongly accused the company and its directors Nick Keca, Marianne Fitzjohn and Graeme Webber of having previously mis-sold endowment policies and now dishonestly overcharging those self-same victims to help them obtain compensation. I am happy to clarify that neither Endowment Justice Ltd or any of its directors were ever involved in any aspect of endowment policy selling. It was therefore false and unfair to suggest that they had profited from the historic mis-selling of endowment policies. I was also incorrect in stating that Endowment Justice, which offers its services in recovering compensation on a “no-win, no-fee” basis, could charge its customers up to 40% of any compensation gained. Endowment Justice in fact charge customers 17.5% plus VAT or 22.5% plus VAT of any compensation gained. I was wrong to give the unintended impression that the company or its directors acts in any way improperly or unlawfully in providing services to those seeking compensation for endowment policy mis-selling. I would like to apologise to Endowment Justice for my allegations, and to Mr. Keca, Ms. Fitzjohn and Mr. Webber for any embarrassment or distress caused by my false remarks.

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Gordon Browns moral compass on E-Bay.

Bargain, you just know it is totally unused.

A dof of the flat cap to Subrosa for spotting that one.


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PCSO's, useless authoritarian cunts one and all.

Had this one pointed out to me.

Dan Travis was leaving an off-licence in Brighton at 7pm with two cans of Kronenberg in his hand when two community support officers asked him to stop (Rosemary Bennett writes).

“They asked me if I knew about alcohol restriction zones and I said I didn’t,” said Mr Travis, a tennis coach. “They said, ‘We have to stop people who we think are drinking, not just drunk’. I pointed out that the cans were not even open, and they said that didn’t matter because they thought I was going to drink them in a public place. They asked me to pour it down the drain.”

Mr Travis, 37, who was stopped last summer, said he was particularly angered because he could not remember any consultation on the proposed restrictions. “I think they would not have got it through if there had been a meaningful consultation. Apparently, they held a few meetings. Of course, it is a good idea to get drunks off the street, but I know of families having picnics in Pavilion Gardens who have been ordered to stop drinking wine. That’s just ridiculous.”

Buy a legal product and some petty minded cunt with an attitude, a badge and a full on boner from power tells you to throw it away. As I have said before and will again and again and again, PCSO's are a fucking huge waste of taxpayers cash.

Close em down, sack every last one of them and save the wasted millions. Cunts.

Some previous on these fuckers.
As much use as tits on a bull
PCSO's about as much use with policing as Pogo the Clown was with regards childcare.

We also have these gems on the huge waste of time, effort and cash that is the PCSO's:
PCSO 11: PCSO's and hopscotch crimewave!
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Prof. Ian Gilmore crawls out from under his puritanical rock.

There is a rather good fisk of the puritanical fucker over at Devils Kitchen asking will we ever trust doctors again.

Well yes if they stick to doling out pills and potions for assorted ailments rather than attempting to launch moral crusades against the demon booze.

The prof. is in The Telegraph waving his cock about and spouting utter shit. No doubt a very small cock that gives him an air of evil and envy of normal folk leading him to become a cunt out to nanny and ruin everyone elses fun.

The tedious wanker Gilmore states that there is a connection between smoking and drinking, so over to DK:
"We need an international framework convention for alcohol control, similar to that on tobacco, as soon as possible, to put into practice the evidence-based measures needed to reduce alcohol-related harm.

"These include increasing the price of alcohol, reducing its availability and banning advertising, and the action needs to start now."

Translation:
"We've been fucking smokers up the arse for a number of years now and, frankly, we're in the mood for some fresh meat. Obviously we'll be using the same bullshit statistics to soften the British pleblic up for a good roasting.

"But before we begin, I'd just like to thank all the docile pricks who pathed the way by supporting the smoking ban just because it meant they wouldn't have to wash their clothes or hair anymore.

"Believe me, you dirty, smelly, gullible set of twats, a trip to the washing machine is going to seem like a fucking birthday party by the time we've finished with you."
Of course Gilmore is not alone is spouting shyte as I covered the Metro bleating on about passive drinking.

Passive drinking' needs to become as big an issue as passive smoking to stop alcohol abuse, health campaigners demanded yesterday.

The harm caused to the innocent by those who drink needs to be brought into sharp relief, says the World Health Organisation. And it is best tackled by penalising all drinkers through higher prices or tougher restrictions on when and where alcohol is available.

'It's the first attempt to limit harm from alcohol globally, from proposals formulated in a single document,' said Vladimir Poznyak, head of substance abuse at the WHO. 'The strongest evidence is for taxation and pricing.'

The report, published in New Scientist magazine, has won backing from the wider medical community.

I ripped into the Prof. before here, lets not forget he backs up his poor argument with a call for health measures to be used when granting pub licenses and I quote his words
“I am calling for health to become top of the agenda and this should be a factor in granting licences.”
Yet these guidelines have no basis in science. Rather, in the words of a member of the committee that drew them up, they were simply “plucked out of the air”.

Richard Smith, the former editor of the British Medical Journal and a member of the college’s working party on alcohol, told The Times yesterday that the figures were not based on any clear evidence. He remembers “rather vividly” what happened when the discussion came round to whether the group should recommend safe limits for men and women.
However back to reality and some facts from The Morning Advertiser... The head of CGA Strategy, the pub and drinks market analyst, says the number of pubs closing has now reached more than 50 per week.

Speaking at The Tenanted Pub Company Summit, organised by the Morning Advertiser and M&C Report, chief executive Jon Collins said the number was now in 51-to-53 range – well above the previous peak estimate of 46.

CGA tracks the pub closure rate on behalf of the British Beer & Pub Association. At 53 per week, the pub closure level would equate to about 2,750 per year – almost 5% of the UK pub market.

The new closure rate of above 50 is well above the previous reported number of 39, which the BBPA and CGA announced January. The figure covered the second half of 2008.

The number of pubs shutting their doors has escalated to the current, alarmingly high level as the pub industry as encountered what has been dubbed the “perfect storm” - a potent cocktail of rising costs coupled with an extremely challenging trading period.

Mind MP's are safe as they have cheap taxpayer funded booze!
The House of Commons Refreshment Department operated on a subsidy of £5.5 million of taxpayers’ money in the 2007/08 financial year, equivalent to total annual tax receipts from 35 pubs. The subsidy, not published in the House of Commons’ Annual Accounts, was £693,000 higher than in 2006/07, a 15% increase.
Anyway back to DK who fisks this evil puritanical little cock waving fucker Gilmore in classic style and saves me having to do so again:

Professor Ian Gilmore is, of course, not just president of the Royal College of Physicians", oh no. He is also the Chair of the Alcohol Health Alliance which is, of course, a fake charity of some magnitude.
Now, a quick search of fakecharities.org for "Alcohol Health Alliance" throws up such definitely fake charities as Sustain, the Institute for Alcohol Studies and the Alliance House Foundation (formerly the UK Alliance for the Suppression of the Traffic in All Intoxicating Liquors); all of these organisations are heavily funded by the state which means, of course, that the Alcohol Health Alliance is also heavily funded by the state.

As such, Professor Ian Gilmore is a mouthpiece for the government and should probably have his tongue ripped from his lying head before being hanged by his testicles in a tank full of ravenous piranas. The cunt.

It is worth pointing out that nowhere in the Telegraph article is this information pointed out.

Now me—
I'd say that taking the word of a man who is the Chair of an organisation, the members of which include the formerly-named "UK Alliance for the Suppression of the Traffic in All Intoxicating Liquors", without mentioning this little nugget of information—or massive fucking conflict of interest—is the act of a deeply stupid, tit-head, biased cub reporter.

I would view said nugget as something that a professional journalist might like to mention to his readers. You know—for balance, and that kind of thing. Not, apparently, in the increasingly bizarre and amateurish world of the fucking Daily fucking Telegraph.

Could that be because drinks are subsidized by public taxes for grafting lazy MP's?
EDM signed on pub closures. (More MP;s signed the EDM than bothered turning up for the debate on pub closures.)
Prof. Ian Gilmore illiberal fucknut- another New Labour puritan.
Sir Liam Donaldson - another demon drink hater.
Someone called Lucy Powell at Labourlist realises that the pub closures are down to their economic mess.
Social engineering in Scotland - Camra fall asleep.
Dr Alan Maryson-Davis calls more more taxes!
Fighting pub closures - Paul Weller, Suggs and Super Furry Animals' Gruff Rhys have joined the campaign to save the traditional British pub, organised by the Rough Pub Guide, NME writer Paul Moody and Heavenly Records' Rob Turner.
List of Newport pub closures since 1997 - This list needs an update as a few more have failed thanks to our Gordon.
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