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MP's will be getting a great big expenses included pay rise.

You are all sheep, to be fleeced by vile and disgusting parasites called MP's.

MP's should be handed a pay rise and have an allowance to kit out their second homes, an Sheffield MP has controversially claimed.

Sheffield Heeley MP Meg Munn said pay should be increased to "reflect the need to have two homes" and called for a set-up allowance to allow new MPs to furnish second homes. She said: "It cannot be right that MPs whose background is one of limited unable to buy a bed or chair."

Well get her, the need to have two homes. Well maybe she should take that up with the many folk who have thanks to losing their jobs found themselves with no home what so ever. I am sure they would advise her to garrotte herself with some rusty wire.

Many millions travel vast distances and have to cover their own costs without the empoyer paying for them to have a second home.

Ms Munn is one of a number of MPs who have made submissions to an inquiry into the discredited MPs' expenses system which call for a salary increase.

The Star reported last week that Sheffield Brightside MP David Blunkett told the Committee on Standards in Public Life it was time to "bite the bullet" and increase MPs' £64,766 salary.

Ms Munn's evidence opposed the suggestion of allowing MPs to claim only for rental payments, insisting subsidising mortgage interest payments was "often the cheapest option for public money".

She added: "An alternative suggestion, which I would support, is that the pay of MPs should be increased to reflect the need to have two homes.

"This would ensure the amount is taxable and would leave individual MPs to make arrangements that best suit them.

"It would also do away with a layer of bureaucracy in the House of Commons Fees Office.

"Barnsley Central MP Eric Illsley called for an "enhanced salary" or a flat rate allowance, saying replacing the controversial second home allowance with a "substantial" pay rise would "require a courageous and sensible government"

Barnsley West and Penistone MP Michael Clapham urged the committee to tighten up the rules on MPs having second jobs, saying the register of interests is "too vague"

Sheffield Hallam MP Nick Clegg said MPs should no longer be allowed to own homes subsidised by the taxpayer and should have second home claims restricted to rental agreements, hotel costs, utility bills and council tax.

Rother Valley MP Kevin Barron said the issue of MPs' pay was a "major problem", adding: "I agree it would be possible, but I suspect impractical, to increase the level of basic pay to form part of simplifying current arrangements."
**Right now what we see there, is despite all the graft, all the theft, sticking their greedy paws into everything from having sodding duck islands through to porn films and bathplugs; they want ever more.

Seriously compare and contrast a married couple out of work on JSA, who have lost their jobs thanks to Gordon & co and excluding housing costs; get just over £200 per fortnight. Out of that they have to pay all the utility bills, get food, travel etc etc etc.

Yet a backbench MP clears £64 grand, oh and all the utility bills get claimed back. Travel claimed back, food claimed back, even down to the telly license.

Not only that but if cunts like Meg get their way we will pay for them to help themselves to second homes at our expense.

So here are Megs expenses, do take 5 mins to have a look.

As for Eric Illsey, here are his expenses(AVA pdf) - £400 a month on food, well he is a fat cunt. £150 a month cleaning, a fat lazy cunt who charges us for cleaning up his shit. £190 a month on utilities, a grafting fat lazy cunt. Even down to his council tax, after all thats just for the poor taxpayers to pay, not fat useless, grafting, lazy cunts like Eric Illsey; the cunt.

Then we have Michael Clapham another time serving, vote for any old shyte Gordon sticks under his nose MP. Lets have a look at what this grasping cunt has been claiming.
The former miner also claimed £19.97 on the office budget - or incidental expenditure provision (IEP) - for an iron from Asda and £64.93 for a dinner service, plates and mugs from Next in the Meadowhall shopping centre near Rotherham. He also claimed glasses for his wife.
Oh I nearly missed Kevin Barron, a free holiday grasping cunt of an MP.
...And at least two of the MPs, including the Labour committee chairman Kevin Barron, stayed on for a holiday at the end of the official programme last Thursday.
He also claims utilities on his expenses, as well as council tax.

Lastly Nick Clegg, a grasping hoon of an MP who attempts to show himself as a saint.
Within six months of being elected to Parliament in 2005, Mr Clegg bought a house in his constituency and began charging monthly interest repayments of £1,018 on the £279,000 mortgage on his expenses.

He also submitted the stamp duty, land registry and legal costs, totalling £9,244.50.
Over the following months, he fitted the house with a £2,600 kitchen, and had £5,857.63 worth of decorating done.
He claimed for carpets, a laminate floor, tiling and sanding, curtains, blinds, curtain rails and repairs to a garage door.
Cunts one an all, vote each an every one of these scum out on election day. I do hope that each and every one of them dies screaming in agony, rotting slowly away from cancer.
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New Labour - The New Adams family.


Great stuff from Dazed an Confused.
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The New Labour Parasitic Olympics.

GOT has it right on the fiasco that will be the 2012 Olympics, not that these fuckers will be in power to see it.
Tessa Jowell, her special event is taking large amounts of cash in brown envelops off of Italian leaders.
Will be taking part in the "Slimey Bastard" event, which involves slithering under a locked toilet door.
Her event will be the "Talking shyte" and ensuring that a woman/quota enabled black lesbian single parent wins.
Will be taking part in the "Uber Cunt" a competition that he will win by a mile, the cunt.
Here is my logo, which unlike official logo that cost squillions accurately details the utter crappiness that will be the 2012 Olympics. Don't expect it to be like the Chinese Olympics, other than its organised by a bunch of authoriarian commies.
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Race riots in Luton - UK Balkanization continues.

A peacefull day out in Luton, nothing to see here....
Hat tip to Old Holborn, who has noticed that the town clerks in Luton have taken the step of banning four groups of demonstrators for 3 months. These were demonstrators who were protesting against moslems abusing our troops.

Meanwhile yesterday..
Riot police broke up a mob of 200 Asian youngsters after they threw fireworks at officers in a town where a right-wing march was banned.
Gosh, double standards here in the UK? After all this is the multicultural "Cool Britannia" where all are treated equally under the law.

SPOING! Darn broke that irony meter again.
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Why do we have to pay tax while we are out here?

The unelected snot muncher Gordoom, was on an impromptu trip to Afghanistan, an important part of his failing campaign to avoid total and utter disaster come election day.

Part of "Operation Chat to the Taliban", Gordon is planning on offering lots of lovely bribes to the Taliban whilst still not delivering on enough kit for the troops.

Well done, Lance Corporal Dean Byfield. He asked if he could put a question to the mono eye'd, pant pissing, snot eating, uses his kiddies for free PR, gutless fucking wanker who no cunt voted for, Labour leader:

"Why do we have to pay tax while we are out here?"

The snot gobbler PM was unable to answer instead it mumbled some platitudes before slinking off like the worthless coward it is.

Defense Sec. Bob "the knob" Ainsworth was not with him as Bob had some really important jobs to screw up in the MOD.
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Mohammed cartoon madness.

Well I thought that the Mo cartoons, which had all the kaftan wearing headchopping islamoloons in tizzy a few years back was over.

Apparently not so, Gates of Vienna points out:

I reported last night about the legal action mounted by a Saudi law firm — at the behest of Mohammed’s descendants — against the Danish newspapers that published Kurt Westergaard’s famous “Turban Bomb” cartoon.

A Danish newspaper industry association, acting on behalf of major dailies, is now swinging into action and will consult with the government about the issue. Our Danish correspondent TB has translated an article on the topic from today’s Ekstra Bladet:

DDF gets into Muhammad case

The Organization of Danish Dailies (DDF) will consult the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Ministry of Justice after Saudi Arabia demanded an unconditional apology for the drawing.


DDF now get involved the latest incident of the Muhammad crisis, and will, during the coming week, make contact with both the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Ministry of Justice, the CEO of the organization Ebbe Dahl states.

A Saudi lawyer demanded in a letter sent to about twelve Danish editors that they should by the end of September publicly regret and apologize for reprinting the controversial cartoon of the most well-known Muslim prophet back in February 2008. The reprint followed the revelation of murder plots against the cartoonist Kurt Westergaard.

The papers in a huge set-up must publish an unconditional apology in four languages —Arabic among others — because they have apparently hurt the feelings of the alleged descendants of the prophet Muhammad, the lawyer Faisal A.Z. Yamani from Jeddah demands. He suggest that it will damage Danish interests in the Middle East if the editors-in-chief do not obey. They must also promise that they will never again publish similar drawings or other material about the prophet Muhammad....
As ever I am more than happy to post a pic of Mo. When they stop lopping off heads, demanding ever more privlages and rights, flying planes into building, blowing themselves up in the name of Allah, killing womenfolk for wearing makeup or refusing to marry the local goatherder; then I shall lay off mocking the bandit Mohammed.
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Peter Davies mayor of Doncaster, lets make this man PM.

This is how we turn Britain around. Get more people like this into power.

Bloody hell, this man rocks...
By his own admission, Peter Davies would make a dreadful Foreign Secretary. Aside from the fact that he has never been in a plane and has been abroad only once (a four-day break to Paris in 1988), diplomacy is not his forte.

This is, after all, a man who proudly proclaims his contempt for 'diversity'.

So the week after next it is going to be interesting when Mr Davies welcomes a delegation of German VIPs on an all-expenses-paid visit to his home town - and tells them not to bother coming back.

'I have only two words of German: "Auf" and "Wiedersehen", ' he says. 'But those are the only words I need.'

And no one is going to stop this proud Yorkshireman. To the shock and dismay of many local councillors and MPs, most of Westminster and the entire Government, the assiduously straight-talking Mr Davies has just become one of the most powerful politicians in Britain.

To make things worse, he did so while a member of one of its tiniest parties, the English Democrats. And to cap it all, his first act was to slash his own pay by 60 per cent.

Less than three months ago, by a narrow margin, this retired schoolmaster was unexpectedly elected executive mayor of the once impregnable - and famously corrupt - Labour citadel of Doncaster. Imagine a Socialist Worker mayor in Surrey and you get the picture.

Executive mayors were a Blairite wheeze to rejuvenate clapped-out, inner-city town halls by creating all-powerful civic superstars (preferably cronies of Tony). Only a handful of cities voted for the idea, though.

The best-known is the Mayor of London, though his powers are by far the weakest. The capital was deemed too important for a single mayoral ego so that post, occupied by Boris Johnson, is largely promotional, with appointing, ribbon- cutting and Olympic finger buffets thrown in.
In the provinces, though, the 11 other executive mayors reign like medieval princes.

'Boris? He's a eunuch,' scoffs Mr Davies, who chooses and supervises a cabinet that controls education, transport, social services and pretty much everything else across his domain. And with a quarter of a million people, Doncaster is by far the biggest of these fiefdoms.

That is why Mr Davies matters. He has made a punchy start which, if replicated nationwide, would lead to public sector bedlam. The question is who should be most worried about his success: Labour or the Tories? Because his message threatens both.

Within a week of his election, Mr Davies had slashed his own salary from £73,000 to £30,000, scrapped the mayoral limousine and abolished the council's free newspaper.

He has written to the Electoral Commission asking them to scrap two-thirds of Doncaster's 63 council seats in order to save the town £800,000 a year.

'If Pittsburgh can manage with nine councillors, why do we need 63?' he asks. 'They each get a basic salary of £12,590 and we have only eight council meetings a year anyway.'

Deeply sceptical of 'green claptrap', he must be the only mayor in Britain who wants more traffic in his town. He says it will boost business and has just announced plans for more parking spaces and an end to bus-only routes. 'Like it or not, we live in the age of the car,' he says.

He wants to cut all 'non-jobs' in his 13,500 workforce - such as platinum-pensioned 'community cohesion officers' - and aims to shrivel future pay deals for council executives.

Much as he likes his chief executive, Paul Hart, he says his £175,000 salary is 'a joke' and that any successor can expect half.

'Don't believe that stuff about "having to pay the best to get the best". It's arrant nonsense - look what it did to the City,' he says.

And he is in the process of 'de-twinning' Doncaster from its five twin towns around the world. Twinning, he says, is all about free holidays for councillors and their staff. On taking office, he was amazed to discover that the council had agreed to pay a £2,800 hotel bill during next month's St Leger race meeting at the local racecourse.

The money is for entertaining councillors from Herten, Doncaster's (soon-to-be-ex) twin town in Germany. It was too late to cancel the reservations, but Mr Davies will ensure the exercise is not repeated.

'Racing happens to be my passion, but I don't expect the taxpayer to fund it,' he says.

While these preliminary cuts may be local government heresy, what has really marked out Mr Davies for liberal opprobrium is his gratuitously provocative assault on what he calls 'the culture of political correctness'.

He has scrapped all future funding for Doncaster's annual Gay Pride event. 'I'm not a homophobe, but I don't see why council taxpayers should pay to celebrate anyone's sexuality,' he says.

He has scrapped funding for council translation services on the grounds that people should be encouraged to learn English. And he has scrapped the word 'diversity' from his list of cabinet portfolios.

'Going on about diversity causes racial tension, it doesn't improve it,' he says. 'The Government has just admitted that gipsies should be given special treatment and that only makes people angry. I want every citizen of Doncaster to be equal.'

Mr Davies is certainly setting himself up for demonisation - by Labour, Tory and Liberal alike.

And the twice-married father-of-three hasn't even hit the 100-day mark. His critics are quiet for now, but I dare say Labour HQ has recruited a team of smear merchants to trawl through his past and his bins. He certainly speaks his mind, which is always a godsend for enemy spin doctors.

Here's Davies on climate change: 'I'm not green and I'm not conned by global warming.'

On women in the workplace: 'Why do we expect pregnant women to work?'

On council affiliations: 'I don't want to join things; I want to unjoin them.'

After expressing his support for an English History Day, he received a chummy email from a woman claiming to be a former pupil trying to lure him into saying something racist about Black History Month.

'She turned out to be a fake and I'm no racist,' says Mr Davies. Besides, it was hardly the ideal way of contacting the mayor. He does not use a computer - all his emails are printed out by his staff.

Mr Davies likes to call himself a maverick, but isn't he just a headline-grabbing populist?
Having been elected because he is a non-politician and 'a breath of fresh air' (a recurring phrase among his supporters), won't he end up going native and claiming for mayoral duck houses? Or does he represent the start of a sea change in local, even national, politics?

If a man well to the Right of the Tory leadership can capture a socialist pit town on Arthur Scargill's doorstep, anything is possible.

Having come to Doncaster, I find a bluff, but canny operator sitting in a spectacularly drab Sixties office block that once housed the Coal Board. Mr Davies has attempted to cheer up his viewless office with three racing prints (his own), but without success.

Much as his opponents will try, he is not easy to pigeonhole. He wants to slash costs, but he is not some asset-stripping suit from a big business background.

He is a retired state employee who spent 30 years teaching religious studies. He hates the cult of 'diversity', but says he took his pupils to mosques, synagogues and temples to help them understand other faiths.

A non-practising Anglican, he says he is attracted by certain tenets of Buddhism and believes the Taliban could teach us a thing or two about family values.

'Who says we have the moral right to tell Afghan society how to live?' he says. 'Our troops should not be there.'

Blimey. I can almost sense a touch of the George Galloways - until we turn to crime. He is a keen devotee of the birch and noose. The Doncaster-born son of a socialist butcher, Mr Davies was a Labour activist until 1973, when the rhetoric at a May Day rally drove him to the Conservatives.

He supported that party for more than 20 years, until John Major signed up to the Maastricht Treaty, whereupon Mr Davies joined the UK Independence Party (UKIP).

He says he soon tired of UKIP's infighting and 'hypocrisy', so moved to the lesser-known English Democrats because he was 'fed up with England being taken for a ride'.

Mr Davies says he loves Scotland - he takes his annual holiday in Perth to visit 'the most beautiful racecourse in Britain' - but he believes the time has come to shrink Westminster and create an English parliament.

He knows his limits, however, and quickly points out that mayors of Doncaster, however powerful, have nothing to do with devolution. Similarly, having stood on an anti-yob ticket, he admits there is only so much that councils can do to fight crime.

'But we can, at least, try to help the police with new bylaws,' he says. 'Everyone tells me I can't do this or that, but why can't I try?' According to Mr Davies, Doncaster is home to 80 per cent of the travellers in South Yorkshire and so the town is obliged to build 51 sites for them.

'There's nothing we can do about that because it's a government decree, but that shouldn't stop us from seeing whether there are people on those gipsy sites who aren't paying council tax or are working while on benefit.'

He is scathing about the Conservatives, despite the fact that his son, Philip, is Tory MP for Shipley.

'The party's gone. Half of them belong in the Labour Party. They all fish in the same pond anyway,' he says.

However, he stresses that he admires Eurosceptic Tories, including Lord Tebbit, plus a few outspoken Labour MPs, such as Frank Field and Austin Mitchell.

On some points, he sounds just like David Cameron. 'No proper frontline workers have anything to fear from me. Social workers, care assistants and teachers do a vital job,' he says. 'But the bureaucrats had better look out.'

Ah, the bureaucrats. Always the easiest target, but always the hardest to shift. I ask him whom he has in mind. He turns to a pile of swankily printed documents on his desk and grabs one. It is the size of a telephone directory and has Spatial Strategy written on the front.

'Look at this rubbish. That must have involved 20 staff and the language is meaningless. It belongs in the bin, but I'm keeping it for posterity.'

It's all very well trying to junk useless waffle and the 'Jobzilla' culture behind it, but what does Mr Davies actually know about local government?

Another early policy decision was to 'unjoin' Doncaster from the two main talking shops for councils, the Local Government Association and the Local Government Information Unit.

Mr Davies says this will save £80,000 a year. But where will he get advice on how to reform his £586million-a-year authority?

I test him on his knowledge of public sector-speak and chuck a few Jobzilla phrases at him - 'beaconicity', 'driving the transformation agenda' - and he just waves his hands.

'I've told every department to dump all that language and find savings of 10 to 15 per cent right away. I want to cut the council tax by 3 per cent this year.'

Davies is bringing in reinforcements - the Taxpayers Alliance, Campaign Against Political Correctness and a team of external accountants, who have been invited to look through Doncaster's books.

It can't be much fun being an under-employed council jobsworth in this town now. I ask what he would do if he discovered one of his trading standards officers persecuting a street trader for selling in pounds and ounces.

'Put it this way, it would be a case of: "Goodnight, sweet Prince," ' he says with a grin.
He certainly has his work cut out, but he is already making waves. A random street survey suggests he has the support of around a third of the town, while a further third are in the 'wait and see' camp and the remaining third have no idea what I am talking about. No one, though, is anti-Davies.

Ironically, it is Labour who created Peter Davies. This town used to be as red as a Doncaster Rovers scarf, but successive Labour regimes became so complacent, tribal and greedy that several bung-hungry councillors ended up doing time after the ' Donnygate' fraud trials of the Nineties.

It wasn't just the council that was bent. The former owner of Doncaster Rovers went to jail in 1999 for trying to burn down his own football stadium.

Finally, a shocking series of child abuse cases prompted Labour's last mayor to announce he would not seek re-election this summer. So is it any wonder that the people of Doncaster have given up on traditional politics?

Politicians - and council bosses - of all persuasions will be hoping Mr Davies is written off as an extremist joke figure or defeated by the gargantuan forces of town hall inertia ranged against him.

If not, a town best known for its political scandals could become famous for turning the tide against the modern political class. And that's the last thing Gordon Brown or David Cameron wants right now.

God's teeth a few dozen like that and we will get this land back to work, the only unemployed being sodding "diversity lesbian outreach councillors" and their tofu munching ilk who are currently bleeding the coffers of this land white.

One of the bleeding heart, piss away other folks money state funded non-jobs has got her self all worked up over the gravy train coming to an end.

According to BBC Pravda a senior equality worker(state employed non job) has submitted a formal complaint to Doncaster Council about the policies of the town's mayor.

Note the tone of the BBC Pravda article which puts the entire article from the viewpoint of the worthless non job.

Unhappy at his cutting translation services for the savages to damn lazy to speak English in England, Ms Meleady, who is chief executive of some bloated quango called "Early Years Equality", said: "I have been inundated... by children of families who are fearful, and parents who are fearful, of what has been said and done.

"It's not just minority groupings but also among the wider population. People are very distressed." - Adding "I have had a nice little earner in my job, a fancy title and can defend myself by claiming that any who threaten my funding are evil Nazi racists" - Oh fuck the fuck off, migrants should speak English, if they don't how the fuck are they to work? And why should we fund their being to damn lazy to learn English? If they are unhappy then they should fuck off back to whatever third world dusty toilet spawned them asap.

Good man himself, when the righteous see their tax payer gravy train threatened, you know he is doing the right thing.
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Tony Blair.

All things to all men, a deciever and liar about everything; even sold his own faith in the Catholic Church out for high office. One day he will be remembered as the definition for rendering unto Caesar.
A gurning, grinning jakanape. I have not mocked this utter hoon for a while and so a quick homosexual jape.
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EU review cancelled due to lack of interest.

Back in 2005 Tony "Pasha" Blair accepted a reduction in the UK budget rebate in return for a complete review of all EU spending.

All that happened was that the UK rebate was slashed and now the promised review is not going to happen either:
"the full and wide-ranging review" of EU spending promised to Mr Blair for this year is being abandoned because officials fear that it would be too contentious - and would disrupt other work which they regard as more important.... the review, already delayed by several months, has now been cast into serious doubt because of a crowded and sensitive political timetable for the European Commission, which must make the initial proposals. "
But it is not all bad news, aside from being a piss poor deal that shows how poorly Blair and his unelected follower Cyclops deal with the EU.

So where is the good news, well I am sure that New Labour Twitter Czar Kerry McCarthy MP, will do her best to get the message across via Twatter. Explain in her own dim way how absolutley spiffing the EU is, deny all problems like the EU accounts not being signed off for years.

Just don't expect anything on her crying about being hard done by. Much like she says nothing with regards her expenses.

The voters of Mogadishu East Bristol would expect nothing less from her....
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Paul Flynn is an inept coward and a lying cock.

There is now a Facebook group where I cover the lying coward, the snivelling amoral expenses grasping rat that disgraces the office of MP.


Flynn is a coward, why? Well he is happy to bleat about UK papers "making up" stories on MP expenses and at the same time to cherry pick figures for use on his piss poor webshyte. Yet put his expenses on his website and the craven coward deletes the comments.

Before any asks, yes I even have screen prints of that and can back that up.

His expenses I have covered in depth and shows that he is happy to rob the taxpayers of this land to keep himself in a champagne lifestyle.

Lying well thats easy to prove, his constant spinning of facts, his avoidance of the offer to a free debate - any time, any place Flynn - oh and that libel case he lost a few years back and had to stick up a grovelling apology on his website; aside from paying out damages that is.

Some more on this vile and disgusting MP:
Paul Flynn on why freeing a Libyan terrorist is not an issue.
Paul Flynn on why the state having your DNA is a good thing.
I lay a challenge as yet unanswered by the snivelling, spineless craven coward to debate his graft, sleaze and legalized theft of public funds.
Paul Flynn deleting comments off of his site, an inconvenient truth methinks as well as his expenses.
Flynns piss poor webshyte sinks on Wikio.
Denial about moslem ghettos here in the UK, oh and Mr Flynn's home address.

Hat tip to English Rose for the vampire pic. I added it to the old Salems Lot DVD cover. With no debate and Pravda style sensorship has Mr Flynn all but given up?

Newport deserves so much better than him.
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ID cards, the excuse for them changes.

The excuse for ID Cards is changing, yes another change. This time it is to help with with CRB checks.
Yep the old won't someone think of the wee children excuse.

Well who can argue with that, if you do you are of course of kiddie fiddler and deserving of being locked up for 42 days with the key thrown away.

Never mind that CRB checks have given false results and led to people being denied work.
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Jana Bennett your all thick, unable to understand why we pay stars vast amounts of cash.

Well get this for patronising, talk down to the plebs and pat them on the head in a condescending and demeaning manner.

She said: that members of the public could not fully comprehend the complexities of the television industry or contribute to the debate about the pay of stars such as Jonathan Ross, who is reported to be on a £6 million-a-year deal with the corporation.

Oh really? Well I do understand that the BBC is a vast bloated organisation long since past its sell by date. Biased in favour of the government and funded through an immoral television license tax that threatens fines and even jail if you do not pay.
Speaking as part of a panel on presenters’ fees at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, Ms Bennett, director of BBC Vision, said that BBC staff deserved to be treated differently from workers in other areas of the public sector.
Ah no doubt as they are in some way superior to everyone else? Well I pay for them, its my and everyone elses extorted tax money.

She said: “The BBC is in a market; in the broader sense it’s part of the creative industries. It performs a fundamentally different role than that performed by, for example, policemen or teachers. It is a category error to suggest that the public would actually be able to contribute to working out what we do about it. It’s like me talking about Tom Cruise’s movie deals. I’m not of that sector.”

Ah yes, so lets take that statement apart shall we: policemen catch criminals and do something of use. Teachers educate the young and do something of use. Media stars, well aside from shoveling coke up their noses, whoring themselves at every opportunity and being paid far more than they are worth; what do they do?
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Derek & Clive - Horse Racing.

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Labour councillor Marc Scaife investigated after abusive message,

As I have said before every single member of the Labour party is complete and utter scum.
WELSH Labour confirmed last night it was investigating a councillor and brass band chairman in connection with a “foul and abusive” phone message that has been posted on YouTube.

Carmarthen Labour councillor Marc Scaife, who has put his name forward for selection as the party’s parliamentary candidate in Carmarthen East & Dinefwr, left on Wednesday for a controversial tour of Libya with Burry Port Town Band.

The band have been criticised for continuing with the tour – part of the 40th anniversary celebrations of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi coming to power – after the release last week of the man convicted of the Lockerbie bombing.

In the phone message, a man who identifies himself as Marc Scaife, uses highly offensive language to berate a 19-year-old member of the band who pulled out of the Libyan tour at a late stage, creating a perceived security problem.

The caller is heard saying: “Listen very f****** carefully. You are a f****** idiot...There’s a massive security risk because of you. Do you realise what’s actually going on? Is anything going on in your tiny little mind?

“We are supposed to be playing in front of some of the biggest world leaders out there. Security is 100% tight and it includes the British Royal Family.

“I expect you to sort this f****** thing out. You go up there, you sort it out or expect a call from MI5. All right?

“I’ve had some serious explaining to do because of your irresponsible actions. Call me back as soon as you get this f****** message or I’ll be driving over to your parents’ house tonight to speak to them.

“Wise up, s***head.” - New Labour vile scum one and all.
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Utter nonsense.

Jesus H Christ on a fecking bike, will the idiots in power ever stop finding new ways to nanny the populace.

FIRST smokers were told to stub it out. Then happy hours were deemed out of order. But now – in perhaps the greatest assault yet on Scotland's traditional pub culture – bar staff are being told to stop asking patrons if they'd like "the same again".

The move is the result of new licensing laws coming into force next Tuesday to clamp down on "irresponsible promotions".

In measures described last night as "arrant nonsense", some training companies preparing staff for the new laws have warned the traditional prompt may be deemed irresponsible.

Instead, bar staff are being advised it would be better simply to ask "what would you like?", or "what can I do for you?"

It is also understood that trainers are telling staff that if a drinker is looking for a refill, he should be given a glass of water.

Scare story after scare story, the small penis wielding loons of the state make up for their sexual failings by finding ever more ways to over regulate our lives. Who the hell do they think they are to regulate the private conduct of citizens? We now have the reading of quotes from cards printed by the state. Fuck the fuck off and leave me the hell alone.

Let me make this clear, so long as I behave myself and do not end up in the local police station, or clogging up the resources of the NHS; its not the place of the state to bitch and moan about either my drinking quantity or to "prompt" me to cut down.

We are told the booze is a problem, that is a lie. Millions of people enjoy a beer or twelve and aside from a hangover no harm is done. They know when to stop, don't get into a fight, don't throw up over some doctors shoes in A&E and get up the next day for work. A small minority cause the problems and should they be jailed and have benefits removed for breaking the law, then booze related crime would plummet.

I pay my taxes and follow the laws of the land, I expect from my employees in the state sector the following. Politeness and respect as well as value for money, on every single point I am let down every time.

My choice of pints is decided by many factors, however the nannying of the state is not going to be one of them. They lied when they dreamed up the "units", figures plucked out of the air with no basis in fact or reality what so fucking ever. Further it shows a total lack of respect for my privacy and I have the ability to make decisions for myself.

The sign of a great pub is when the barstaff seeing your glass - not a polycarb piece of fecking shyte but a proper glass glass - is empty and your drink is poured without your even having to ask. The powers that be can lick my ringpiece if they ever think I shall drink from a polycarb glass.

We are being turned into a nation of worriers, watched by curtain twitching puritans that would not have been out place in the last years of Oliver Cromwell's republic. They believe that we need to be controlled and managed by them, despite us paying their wages.

The whole lot of them can fuck the fuck off, leave a man alone to enjoy his ale in a responsible fashion. After twelve years of this cockwaving, nannying and state bullshit we have bugger all left aside from a pint of an evening.
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Subliminal Labour:Must...vote...snot...gobbler.

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bansturbation:Lynn Barber smoking photo.

From freedom-2-choose, copied this one as it shows the utter stupidity of the powers in local councils.

Lynn Barber, a noted writer, journalist and interviewer pulled out of Novembers Book Now festival because Richmond Council, Surrey, refused to accept the publicity photo she supplied because it shows her smoking a cigarette.
A spokesman for Richmond council defended the decision. He said: “We don’t like to use images of people smoking in our promotional material. As a local authority we are responsible for encouraging good health habits in the area, and to be seen to be endorsing smoking, no matter how unintentional, doesn’t complement this.
Naturally Lynn declined and promptly pulled out of the festival. She sent an email to the organisors saying:
“I have always wanted to be a Smoking Martyr and obviously this is my opportunity. I hereby withdraw from the Festival. Best wishes, Lynn Barber.”
She later joked:
“If a pic of me smoking is such a threat to the good burghers of Richmond, imagine what my presence would do.” In a recent interview with The Daily Telegraph, Ms Barber cheerfully admitted: “I am 65 and I smoke and drink like a fish.”
How can you not like this woman?

Her publicist from penguin had few choice words to say about all this hullabloo and Ms. Barber's audacity in supplying 'that' photo:
The black and white shot was supplied by Penguin, Ms Barber’s publisher, and has been used countless times over the years without controversy. Amelia Fairney, publicity director at Penguin, said the council’s decision was absurd.
Absurdity is nothing new with councils like Richmonds, they thrive on it. Even the organisors are left exasperated:
“I was absolutely flabbergasted when I realised what was going on. It’s a great picture which has never posed a problem until now. It wasn’t a problem for the festival organisers either - I think they were quite frustrated. It was the council’s decision and it’s just ridiculous.”
Oh I think I'm in love with Miss Fairney, she points out everything that has gone rotten in this country of ours, even though her tongue was firmly in her cheek:
With tongue firmly in cheek, Miss Fairney sent a note to organisers which read: “I do hope the finished brochure contains no photos of fat people (promoting obesity), or thin people (promoting eating disorders), white people (promoting cultural imperalism), black people (tokenism), women wearing make-up (promoting an unhealthy obsession with idealised female beauty) or children’s authors who do not have the correct CRB clearance.”
Good on her, I shall hoist a glass to her when I am out next. I don't smoke myself but this petty minded attitude to smokers is a real pain in the arse.

I also hate the sodding smoking ban, first off as most of my mates smoke like industrial chimneys you have to fuck off outside with the smokers else be left alone in the bar; secondly where the hell does this government get off in telling publicans what they can and can not allow customers to do in a private building which is what a public house is**.

**The term public house is not an accurate term, although open to the public the landlord has the right to refuse admission to anyone at any time. They don't even have to give a reason.
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BBC Pravda Tractorstats.

A dof of the cloth cap to notasheep, this is an absolute gem. The BBC ever the ones to put out scare stories and quote HM Govt stats. Now actually do give us tractorstats and yes the tractorstats are up.

SPOING! My irony meter has just broken.
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Bruce Forsyth, the genius that is Derek & clive.

I have never been a fan of Bruce, yes he has filled up TV for many a year and is loved my millions. I however am not one of them. I found this old Derek and Clive track and thought, this just has to be broadcast.

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BBC Pravda run pointless booze scare story.

From BBC Pravda:English holidaymakers are turning to drink on their breaks with the average adult consuming eight alcoholic drinks a day, a survey suggests.

Gosh a whole 8 drinks in any 24 hours, thats not really a lot now is it? Also suggests, WTF? Look do your research get the facts and figures, rather than a vague suggests.

That equates to 80 drinks over the course of the average holiday, or well over 200 units of alcohol.

Now I shall point out that the units measure was plucked out of the air and is totally meaningless.

More than a quarter said they ended up drinking three times more than normal.

But 70% of the 3,500 adults questioned by the Department of Health said they plan to make September the "new January" by cutting back.

New January, what the hell is that? Some Orwellian Newspeak term?

NHS guidelines advise no more than two to three units a day for women or three to four units for men - roughly equal to a large glass of wine for women and two pints of beer for men.

Government figures show 10 million adults in England regularly exceed the recommended daily limits, increasing their risk of serious illnesses such as heart disease, stroke, liver disease and various cancers.

Whilst avoiding the inconvenient fact that cancers can strike anyone, anytime.

Again that would be the "recommended daily limits" based on figures plucked out of the air, a small fact which the BBC have not bothered to report.

And one of my favorite puritans, a chap who is not happy unless finding fault with other folks lives and attempting to nag them into becoming as dull as he is; yes its over to Prof. Ian "small penis" Gilmore.

Professor Ian Gilmore who is president of the Royal College of Physicians and chair of the UK Alcohol Health Alliance, called the figures "stark" and were a reminder that people need to keep an eye on how much they are drinking.

Really, oh how patronising. I shall also point out that the BBC fail to report that Alcohol Health Alliance is a state funded "charity" or quango, paid for out of our taxes to nanny us.

Ye Gods will we ever be free of tedious puritans who feel it is there moral duty to spend our tax money on preaching at us.

And so over to devilskitchen who has much to say on these folk.

I shall finish with this thought: Have the puritans not worked out that the reason folk have a few beers abroad is that the UK has become a depressing, over taxed, over regulated hell hole.
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Yet more sleaze: Peter Coates pays Labour a thank you bung.

Large envelops filled with cash time again.
A gambling tycoon has been accused of paying a £100,000 'thank you' to Labour after his firm benefited from the controversial decision to relax the betting laws.

Peter Coates made the donation after online casinos, bookmakers and betting websites were allowed to advertise on TV.

In total, the entrepreneur - who is a director of internet betting firm Bet365 - has handed over £400,000 in five years.

Mr Coates, who owns Premiership football club Stoke City, gave most of the money as ministers pushed ahead with sweeping proposals to liberalise the gaming industry.

Experts who said the advertising explosion would lead to a surge in gambling addiction, and suck vulnerable children into the world of online betting, were ignored.

Miner's son Mr Coates, whose Bet365 business is worth £275million - £100million more than last year - has always vehemently insisted he is a lifelong Labour supporter and was not seeking to influence ministers.

But his latest donation is certain to renew scrutiny of Labour's links with the gambling industry.
Mr Coates's donation was made public in the quarterly accounts of the Electoral Commission, which monitors donations to political parties.

Hillside (New Media), the company behind Bet365, made a £100,000 donation to Labour in June.

It was handed over less than two years after the Gambling Bill came into force, giving online casinos and bookmakers free rein to promote themselves on TV.

Law gets changed to help a large Labour donor and we are expected to believe that there is no pay off here?
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Former Speaker(and CUNT) Michael Martin gets the title of Baron Martin of Springburn, of Port Dundas in the City of Glasgow.

Hat tip to GOT who reported that.

Gorbals was rewarded for swallowing over many years, vast amounts of semen from one James Gordon Brown unelected PM of the UK.

For whoring his office, his principles, selling his arse and his morals, his person and all he values in the aim of making vast amounts of money. A man who has in the Biblical term rendered himself utterly unto Cesar.

Although I also saw a grand total of fuck all in the media on this fat, lying, thieving fucking amoral cunt getting a peerage and a fancy cunting title the cunt.

And like Got respect to All Seeing Eye for spotting that one.

I wonder if the utter cunt of a cunt that hold the orifice of speaker, Bercunt was involved in this, oh yes he was as he was pushed for the job by cunts like Paul Flynn and Tom "cunt" Harris.

Ps John Bercow is a cunt, Paul Flynn is a cunt, Tom Harris is a cunt, and most of all this fat cunt of a peer is a cunt the cunt.

Time for rope and a lynch mob.
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Facebook mistakes.

Always check the photo you are uploading and know how to remove them.
Make sure you send the right message to the right person.
Give an infinite number of monkeys access to Facebook.
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Bashing Bob Ainsworth, the game the whole nation can play...

Poor Bob, he is just so misunderstood. He runs around like a headless chicken, desperate to do a job he is woefully under qualified for; he even blames the public for having a defeatist attitide on the home front.

Spends his day doing nothing over HM Government plans to cut benefits for wounded soldiers, well he is busy in court attempting to reduce injury payments to soldiers.

No doubt when he spots that folk have been mocking him and an image search on his name in Google brings up many a mocking piss take, he will not be amused.

After all he has already claimed that he is a victim and this will do his persecution complex no good at all.
"I'm such a victim, people attack me over my accent, my moustache... and because I'm no intellectual."
Bleated Bob in an interview, still page one on the image search beings up this gem.
Page 2, has even more.
I think I can hear the crying and tantrum in an office in Whitehall from here....
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The FSA calling the city of London "socially useless". Pot, kettle, Cyclops.

According to FSA head Lord Turner, much of the activities of the City of London are "socially useless".

This from the FSA which has sat back and done bugger all on warnings leading up to the banking bailout. I shall come back to that later.**

As I have said before the FSA is a talking shop for ex-bankers/spivs and the inept who have jumped ship onto the quango bandwagon, an organisation incapable of regulating a bowel movement in a lavatory; yet alone overseeing the financial sector.

This little bit from Robert Peston will explain exactly how crap the FSA is.

My jaw was on the floor after the first 45 minutes of watching the chairman and chief executive of the Financial Services Authority give evidence to the Treasury Select Committee.

To say that Lord Turner and Hector Sants admitted there were shortcomings at the City watchdog in the years before they arrived would be a bit like saying Nelson Mandela oversaw a modest change in the constitution of South Africa.

They totally repudiated what they called the philosophy of the FSA prior to the near total collapse of our banking system in the autumn.

Lord Turner said that the FSA, as a matter of principle, did not question whether banks had appropriate strategies. It adhered, or so he said, to a free-market ideology - as preached principally by Alan Greenspan, at the time the world's most powerful central banker - which broadly said that banks would by definition behave rationally.

The only role for the FSA at the time - according to Turner - was to make sure that the structures, systems and processes of the banks were ticketyboo. So it verified stuff like whether there were a sufficient number of bodies in the risk-management department; or whether the right kind of management and risk information was being gathered and disseminated to the right people; and so on.

But it wasn't apparently proper for the FSA to challenge banks on whether they should be growing so fast in the mortgage market, or loading themselves up with collateralised debt obligations manufactured from toxic subprime loans, or funding themselves to an ever-increasing extent from the sale of mortgage-backed securities.

**The FSA was put together by one James Gordon Brown, who oversaw the FSA while he was Chancellor. An what a roaring success it was.
The authority’s chairman claimed the regulator was under political “pressure” not to be “heavy and intrusive” with banks such as HBOS and Northern Rock.
Instead, it was told to operate a “light touch” approach, which had now been proved to be “mistaken”, he told a Commons committee.
Gordonomics in action folks.
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Home Office loses even more data.

Gosh now this is a surprise.
The Home Office memory stick lost by a PA Consulting contractor a year ago contained 250,000 more names than originally disclosed.

The Home Office resource accounts state that the memory stick contained the personal details of 377,000 individuals from the Police National Computer (PNC) and prison records. The Home Office earlier said the number was 127,000.
You just know that one day the whole DNA database is going to turn up at a fucking car boot sale.
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Worthless coward Brown to hit poorest.

Gosh so what is going on here then? For years Labour have been saying that they look after the poor and its the evil baby eating Tories who will slash benefits, now they are doing exactly that.

Gordon Brown is facing a Labour revolt over plans to cut the benefits of the poorest families by up to £15 a week, The Times can reveal.

Proposals to be implemented next April, a month before a general election, could mean some people losing a fifth of their income. The move, which has provoked anger among Labour backbenchers, was compared last night with the fiasco over the abolition of the 10p rate of income tax. At the moment 300,000 people on low incomes are allowed to keep up to £780 a year of their housing allowance if they find accommodation that costs less than the maximum benefit.

The Treasury says that the policy costs too much and that the ability to pocket any surplus should be scrapped from April 1. The change would take place three months after the rate of VAT is increased to 17.5 per cent.

Crisis, the housing charity, said that it could mean that people on £65-a-week jobseeker’s allowance losing 20 per cent of their income.

So Brown shows yet again he is a liar, a man whos word can not be trusted and who will strike at the very people who's votes he needs.

Expect lots of backbench Labour MP's to start shitting bricks when the media picks up on this, although don't expect any of them to give up their perks and privileges.
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Enoch Powell

When a Tory says he likes Mr Powell, the class warriors stumble out chanting about Nazi Tories.

So when Enoch Powell died, one Tony "Pasha" Blair said:

“He was one of the great figures of 20th-century British politics, gifted with a brilliant mind.”

February 9, 1998

There you go, just saying is all.
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The war on photographing in public continues...

From BBC Pravda:
A trainspotter has been questioned by police after taking photographs of locomotives near an oil refinery.

Stephen White claims he was treated "like a terrorist" for taking the snaps near the Murco depot at Milford Haven while on holiday in Pembrokeshire.

The 43-year-old from Yatton, near Weston-super-Mare, was caught by CCTV.

But Dyfed-Powys Police said it routinely investigated reports of suspicious behaviour at sensitive sites.

Look the message to Dyfed-Powys Police is quite simple, he was taking pictures of trains. Were he some dubious kaftan wearing Arab with a badge declaring his love for Osama an taking snaps of nuclear facilities then one might see a need to worry.

His sister's car number plate was also noted and police traced it to her home in Heckington, Lincolnshire, where a neighbour gave them her mobile phone number.

An officer then phoned her. She gave an explanation and was asked her to take the photos to a police station.

The family said they were asked for the pictures on another two occasions during their holiday.

Oh for fucks sake, have the local plod got bugger all better to do than this? Come on there must be assorted rapists, murderers and other anti-social types in need of rounding up? Oh yes I forgot that might require some fucking effort.

Mr White said when he spotted the engines he did not realise they were connected with the Murco oil depot.

A spokeswoman for Dyfed-Powys Police said officers routinely investigated reports of suspicious activity at sensitive sites in the force area.

"Officers sought an explanation from Mr White regarding his activities," she added. "Following an explanation from him, no further action was taken."

Yes that would be as he did nothing wrong what so fucking ever. I wonder how much time and effort and taxpayers money this fiasco has taken in time on the part of officers. They might have actually save some time, effort and our tax money if they had bothered to read the Home Office statements reaffirming the public’s right to take photographs.

And so yet again I shall repost this handy guide to your rights with regards taking snaps in a public place:


Be safe and do try not to fall down the stairs several times back at the police station.

Plus the usual coming down on tourists, schoolboys and passers-by all subject to state cock waving on the part of over zealous officials for carrying out a legal activity.

Oh and here is an example of some dickheads throwing their weight about.

Just shows that New Labour socialists treat everyone as a suspect.
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Another New Labour pervert: Stewart Brown

SOURCE... A FORMER Calderdale councillor escaped jail after being convicted of possessing and distributing child pornography.

Stewart Brown, 60, admitted 21 offences of possessing indecent images of children and one of distributing pictures.

At Leeds Crown Court he was given a nine-month prison sentence suspended for two years.

In 2006 he was mayor of Hebden Royd and was also a Labour councillor.

Brown, of Nutclough, Hebden Bridge, admitted all the charges, some of which were said to relate to images of girls as young as three.

The charges date back to April last year when police investigators working online found a free file-sharing website, which prosecutor Michael Collins described as a forum where users could post images of girls in school uniforms for others to see and comment on.

By tracing an address from where some images were uploaded, officers were led to Brown. He had distributed 10 photos which fell under level one guidelines relating to child pornography, meaning they depicted erotic posing but no sexual activity.

Police found 1,232 indecent images of children on his computer hard drive and CDs.

New Labour utter scum from the snot muncher at the top right down to the unwashed vermin who vote for them.
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Nat West (provide bloody shoddy) Home Insurance - Re former policy 47682944

Well what a fun day, called up Nat West this morning to see what was happening re the complaint and the net result was sod all.

After the usual half hour of listening to piped music I get through to an adviser who tells me that there are no notes on the system. Not a thing, nothing, zero and bugger all.

The e-mail that I recieved from Nat West informed me that I would be contacted within 7/12 days, well that has since passed and they appear to know nothing.

Also the b/s that I was informed at the time was also wrong and I need to write in to some complaints department. Who it has been deemed by Nat West are just so bloody important that they can not be contacted by e-mail, telephone and other modern means of communication.

So I must trust to Royal Mail and send a letter and hope that they choose to actually answer it.

Also I am not happy at one of the process monkeys cutting me off, leading to another half hour listening to music before being told in a corporate way to fuck the fuck off and talk to the complaints via snail mail.

A letter shall be sent off today and in the mean time I shall have to resort to complaining online about Nat West.

Oh the process monkey that I spoke to had all the care an compassion in her voice of the average SS guard, well fine they want a fight. Great now I am really pissed off with them.

Utter inept fuckwits, corporate box ticking wankers the fucking lot of them.

Some other folk are not impressed with this bank either:

I am not the only one who has posted on Shat West being, well crap to be quite honest:http://saiminu.blogspot.com/search/label/NatWest


Sadly that was not just a one off incident as this one shows:http://www.thestar.co.uk/action/Bank-is-ordered-to-improve.4906660.jp

Thanks to GOT, yes I know I nominated them: http://isacunt.blogspot.com/2009/08/nat-west.html

Not really a complaint this one, but worthy of a look as it mocks their advertising:http://www.blindedbybullshit.com/marketing/natwest-bank-adverts/

Want a resolution, well pick up the phone Nat West else by the time I have finished the entire land when they log on and Google your name will see how bad you are.

Here is a number for you to call: 07913952884 between 9-5.

Your move Shat West.
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No more Big Brother.

Yes. No more Big Brother, no more hours of inane shit that features talentless wankers sitting about talking shyte to assorted other talentless wankers.

More importantly, no more being stuck on a train having to listen to people talk about how the talentless wankers were all sitting down for a cup of tea the night before. For hour after sodding hour.

I am sure that some other media whore fest will come forth to convince the inept, the talentless unwashed proles and assorted wastes of human skin that they are in fact celebs an worthy of more than a good kick in the cunt.

Oh yes, I forgot its already been done on X-Factor.
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